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(NHL)   NHL 2013 Playoff thread #44 ...no rly. Stanley Cup Finals game 5 from the Second City where even the pizza is funny. Can the Hawks feather their nest at home? Can the Bruins clip the Hawks wings? Can we have more bonus hockey? Game onnnnn @ 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 913
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2013-06-22 09:22:36 PM  
LOL, dive penalty
 
2013-06-22 09:22:51 PM  
Russian judge not impressed with that dive
 
2013-06-22 09:22:58 PM  
Good, they need to call dives more often.
 
2013-06-22 09:22:58 PM  

Dougie AXP: man this thread took a turn...usually its the hot chicks now we're talkin kids and minivans.


It's just like life actually.  It starts off with hot chicks taking their clothes off (hopefully) & then within a few years it turns into kids & minivans.  Then for some middle age hits & they go act creepy trying to recreate things that should just be a smile that the Mrs doesn't understand.

/and we're back
//& with 4 on 4 action to get things going
///VERY glad that they're calling diving much more these days
 
2013-06-22 09:23:02 PM  
I saw players in today's Confederations Cup game who were less willing to fall to the ground, writhing, on minor contact.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:12 PM  
Nice going blowing the man advantage on the dive.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:15 PM  
Rats.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:25 PM  
Handzus gets 2 for attempting to play the puck as he gets hooked back.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: RminusQ: "No carryover penalties nor power plays." Take a redundant alcoholic drink of booze.

I always like my booze to be alcoholic.


Non-alcoholic booze would be kind of pointless.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:29 PM  
I didn't see a dive. I saw Handzy trip over his own skate...but oh well.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:46 PM  
Olczyk makes a good point.  You want the diving to stop, don't call the hook.
 
2013-06-22 09:24:09 PM  

Dougie AXP: Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.


Yep.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 09:24:22 PM  
Can you imagine "unsportsmanslike conduct" yellow cards for flopping in soccer/football?
 
2013-06-22 09:24:25 PM  
Too small man
 
2013-06-22 09:24:42 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Dougie AXP: man this thread took a turn...usually its the hot chicks now we're talkin kids and minivans.

It's just like life actually.  It starts off with hot chicks taking their clothes off (hopefully) & then within a few years it turns into kids & minivans.  Then for some middle age hits & they go act creepy trying to recreate things that should just be a smile that the Mrs doesn't understand.

/and we're back
//& with 4 on 4 action to get things going
///VERY glad that they're calling diving much more these days


See I can't seem to keep a woman around so I just spend my money on stupidly expensive cars.

/2013 Camaro ZL1
//2014 Audi S5 incoming.
 
2013-06-22 09:24:49 PM  

Dougie AXP: This games been good so far. I hope it continues.


/Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.


He twited from the 300 level
 
2013-06-22 09:24:53 PM  

ytterbium: eddievercetti: ytterbium: VW CC

Yes, you're cool.

It has two 13" subwoofers and a 1000 watt amp in the trunk...your hair will literally stand on end and vibrate.


And you'll go deaf.
 
2013-06-22 09:24:56 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Good, they need to call dives more often.


img.fark.net

Except for the Triple Lindy.  That one should be allowed.
 
2013-06-22 09:25:45 PM  

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.

Yep.

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lokis_mentor: Dougie AXP: This games been good so far. I hope it continues.


/Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.

He twited from the 300 level


Nice. Probably told Vince to go eff himself.
 
2013-06-22 09:26:03 PM  
I'm having dinner with my dad. There'd better be bonus hockey so that I can see a decent amount of the game.
 
2013-06-22 09:26:06 PM  

syrynxx: Can you imagine "unsportsmanslike conduct" yellow cards for flopping in soccer/football?


after a season it'd nearly make it watchable.
 
2013-06-22 09:26:07 PM  

dietbubba: Olczyk makes a good point.  You want the diving to stop, don't call the hook.


No, you do need to call the hook because it IS a legitimate penalty.

Diving/embellishment just needs to be a double minor. THAT will stop things in a big hurry

/or just a 2 min with a 10 min misconduct thrown in.  That would stop things quickly too if the coach had to shuffle his lines for half the period because you dove
 
2013-06-22 09:27:15 PM  
Okay, the Minions are cute.
 
2013-06-22 09:27:37 PM  

Recoil Therapy: dietbubba: Olczyk makes a good point.  You want the diving to stop, don't call the hook.

No, you do need to call the hook because it IS a legitimate penalty.

Diving/embellishment just needs to be a double minor. THAT will stop things in a big hurry

/or just a 2 min with a 10 min misconduct thrown in.  That would stop things quickly too if the coach had to shuffle his lines for half the period because you dove


Yeah, that'd work.
 
2013-06-22 09:27:38 PM  

Recoil Therapy: dietbubba: Olczyk makes a good point.  You want the diving to stop, don't call the hook.

No, you do need to call the hook because it IS a legitimate penalty.

Diving/embellishment just needs to be a double minor. THAT will stop things in a big hurry

/or just a 2 min with a 10 min misconduct thrown in.  That would stop things quickly too if the coach had to shuffle his lines for half the period because you dove


That would be especially bad for the Canucks.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:13 PM  
KANER! YEEHA!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:13 PM  
Wooooooo
 
2013-06-22 09:28:14 PM  
GOOOOAAAALLLL!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:22 PM  
CHI-CA-GOAL!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:26 PM  
Another Chicago goal! F*ck yeah!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:28 PM  
Well, I can put away my "tied" graphics for a while.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:29 PM  
Rut Row
 
2013-06-22 09:28:29 PM  
Kanerx2!!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:30 PM  
YESSS!!!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:30 PM  
Uh Huh!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:31 PM  

lokis_mentor: Dougie AXP: This games been good so far. I hope it continues.


/Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.

He twited from the 300 level


those look like great seats for 300 level

and KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
 
2013-06-22 09:28:31 PM  
Ruh roh
 
2013-06-22 09:28:32 PM  
dammit all to hell
 
2013-06-22 09:28:34 PM  
Kaner Kaner!!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:34 PM  
Kane smells blood.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:36 PM  
CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
2013-06-22 09:28:41 PM  
Kane. AGAIN
 
2013-06-22 09:28:48 PM  
GOD. DAMMIT.

Beer three.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:54 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

B's playing like ass tonight.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:55 PM  

eddievercetti: ytterbium: eddievercetti: ytterbium: VW CC

Yes, you're cool.

It has two 13" subwoofers and a 1000 watt amp in the trunk...your hair will literally stand on end and vibrate.

And you'll go deaf.


I very rarely turn it up, LCD Soundsystem is my jam though.

Kaner!!!!! Neighborhood is going nuts.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:56 PM  
BOSTON NEEDS TO LEARN TO INVEST IN GOALS INSTEAD OF FIAT CURRENCY
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Kane Goal 2
 
2013-06-22 09:29:02 PM  
Boston 0-2 Chicago (2nd, 14:47)

Patrick Kane is going to win this Cup by himself if he has to.
 
2013-06-22 09:29:06 PM  
That's gotta be...that's gotta be KANE!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:29:12 PM  
CHICAGOOOOOOAL!!!

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 09:29:13 PM  

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.

Yep.

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


awesome
 
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