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(NHL)   NHL 2013 Playoff thread #44 ...no rly. Stanley Cup Finals game 5 from the Second City where even the pizza is funny. Can the Hawks feather their nest at home? Can the Bruins clip the Hawks wings? Can we have more bonus hockey? Game onnnnn @ 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 913
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2013-06-22 08:25:01 PM
i107.photobucket.com

/hate coding on a phone
 
2013-06-22 08:25:33 PM
Good luck tonight, everyone. Chicago in 1OT.

Book it. Done.
 
2013-06-22 08:25:54 PM
Don Cherry tonight is wearing a Dr Suess hat?
 
2013-06-22 08:27:07 PM

eddievercetti: Don Cherry tonight is wearing a Dr Suess hat?


Don Cherry IS Dr. Suess.
 
2013-06-22 08:27:11 PM
One should not turn purple when singing a song.
 
2013-06-22 08:27:39 PM
do i go across the street and watch the hawks game 5 -with 5$ picture labbtt™s or stay in the box with my labatt™s?
 
2013-06-22 08:28:54 PM

expobill: do i go across the street and watch the hawks game 5 -with 5$ picture labbtt™s or stay in the box with my labatt™s?


Hockey people problems...sheeesh.
 
2013-06-22 08:29:27 PM
Stay awesome Chara
 
2013-06-22 08:30:54 PM

expobill: do i go across the street and watch the hawks game 5 -with 5$ picture labbtt™s or stay in the box with my labatt™s?


If that's all the better you can type I'd stay where you are until you run out of beer.  Then go across the street.
 
2013-06-22 08:31:37 PM

Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.


His tremolo bothers me a little.  Too slow and ... forced. But not everyone can be Fat Luci.
 
2013-06-22 08:31:50 PM

Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.


What's your view on turning purple listening to it?
 
2013-06-22 08:32:43 PM

sno man: Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.

What's your view on turning purple listening to it?


Release your grip a bit.
 
2013-06-22 08:33:07 PM
Nice job Soderburg
 
2013-06-22 08:33:11 PM
shiat weather...there goes the dish connection.
 
2013-06-22 08:33:53 PM
Nice physical play so far.  Can they keep this up for 3 or 4 OTs?  Lets hope so.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:11 PM
Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:12 PM
Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:21 PM

WhiskeySticks: shiat weather...there goes the dish connection.


Whenever you say you're having bad weather that means I need to check the radar for about 3 hours out.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:58 PM
"Made for Mankind"

OH REALLY, I ONLY BUY CARS BUILT FOR COWS AND ALGAE
 
2013-06-22 08:35:14 PM

Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.


Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.
 
2013-06-22 08:35:17 PM
Go go one eyed purple people eating one eyed Swede!
 
2013-06-22 08:35:24 PM

Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.


pics or it didn't happen
 
2013-06-22 08:35:30 PM

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.

What's your view on turning purple listening to it?

Release your grip a bit.


Exactly.
 
2013-06-22 08:35:32 PM

Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.


Family or new source of pics?
 
2013-06-22 08:35:44 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.


Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.
 
2013-06-22 08:36:03 PM
Lets go hawks!
 
2013-06-22 08:36:26 PM

falseidols: Sprachkundige: falseidols: Sprachkundige: New York Farkers -- anyone recommend a (preferably Boston-friendly) bar to watch the game?

Where in NYC? There's a bunch of B friendly places in the east village.

I'm in Morningside Heights right now, but willing to travel between periods. Also just good to know for future reference.

That's up by Albany, right?


Basically the same.
 
2013-06-22 08:36:34 PM

ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: shiat weather...there goes the dish connection.

Whenever you say you're having bad weather that means I need to check the radar for about 3 hours out.


that *should* cover most of this game....
 
2013-06-22 08:36:43 PM

syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.


Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.
 
2013-06-22 08:37:00 PM

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.


Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"
 
2013-06-22 08:38:01 PM

Earguy: But the other two are her friends.


I believe the punchline is something like

Priest:  But Mr. Earguy, if you're not confessing, why are you telling me?

Earguy: Telling you?  Hell I'm telling everybody.
 
2013-06-22 08:38:18 PM

eddievercetti: Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.

Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"


Mrs Earguy wouldn't like that anyway.  Especially with her here with us.

Actually I wouldn't mind my son getting' something going with one of them.  Or both, what the hell.
 
2013-06-22 08:38:46 PM

Anderson's Pooper: Earguy: But the other two are her friends.

I believe the punchline is something like

Priest:  But Mr. Earguy, if you're not confessing, why are you telling me?

Earguy: Telling you?  Hell I'm telling everybody.


chicken dinnah winnah.
 
2013-06-22 08:39:11 PM
Nice defense, Sharp.
 
2013-06-22 08:39:51 PM

2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.


There were neutral zones for both. Wasn't the Klingon Neutral Zone where the Kobayashi Maru was stranded?
 
2013-06-22 08:40:46 PM
Bruins allowing too much speed through the neutral zone.
 
2013-06-22 08:41:05 PM
I was sure Sharp would have one there.

/still no active sticks
 
2013-06-22 08:41:06 PM

clintster: [i107.photobucket.com image 424x640]

/hate coding on a phone


Is Punk at the game? I would say is Cena there too but I'm guess he doesn't care.
 
2013-06-22 08:41:08 PM

2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.


Didn't Klingons have a Neutral Zone in TOS?
 
2013-06-22 08:41:35 PM

NeoCortex42: 2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.

There were neutral zones for both. Wasn't the Klingon Neutral Zone where the Kobayashi Maru was stranded?


I can't remember because I don't believe in the no win scenario.
 
2013-06-22 08:42:15 PM

Earguy: eddievercetti: Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.

Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"

Mrs Earguy wouldn't like that anyway.  Especially with her here with us.

Actually I wouldn't mind my son getting' something going with one of them.  Or both, what the hell.


Atta boy Dad.... (I'd wish the same for mine.  Hell it's just sex & you've got to have some great memories to look back on decades later....)

Now as for the girls.... once a commercial comes on I think that you need to tell them a tale of a website where people watch hockey together & that during breaks in play one person in particular posts pictures of girls in their underwear...... you should be able to take it from there, hell get Mrs. Eg into the fun
 
2013-06-22 08:43:26 PM

Recoil Therapy: Earguy: eddievercetti: Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.

Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"

Mrs Earguy wouldn't like that anyway.  Especially with her here with us.

Actually I wouldn't mind my son getting' something going with one of them.  Or both, what the hell.

Atta boy Dad.... (I'd wish the same for mine.  Hell it's just sex & you've got to have some great memories to look back on decades later....)

Now as for the girls.... once a commercial comes on I think that you need to tell them a tale of a website where people watch hockey together & that during breaks in play one person in particular posts pictures of girls in their underwear...... you should be able to take it from there, hell get Mrs. Eg into the fun


'Highway to the Danger Zone' playing in the background?
 
2013-06-22 08:43:27 PM

Recoil Therapy: Earguy: eddievercetti: Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.

Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"

Mrs Earguy wouldn't like that anyway.  Especially with her here with us.

Actually I wouldn't mind my son getting' something going with one of them.  Or both, what the hell.

Atta boy Dad.... (I'd wish the same for mine.  Hell it's just sex & you've got to have some great memories to look back on decades later....)

Now as for the girls.... once a commercial comes on I think that you need to tell them a tale of a website where people watch hockey together & that during breaks in play one person in particular posts pictures of girls in their underwear...... you should be able to take it from there, hell get Mrs. Eg into the fun


You just want a pic of Mrs. Eargal, do you?
 
2013-06-22 08:43:44 PM

Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.


Pics?
 
2013-06-22 08:43:49 PM
nice fore-check March!
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 08:43:57 PM
Recoil Therapy:

Atta boy Dad.... (I'd wish the same for mine.  Hell it's just sex & you've got to have some great memories to look back on decades later....)

Now as for the girls.... once a commercial comes on I think that you need to tell them a tale of a website where people watch hockey together & that during breaks in play one person in particular posts pictures of girls in their underwear...... you should be able to take it from there, hell get Mrs. Eg into the fun


Newsletter?
 
2013-06-22 08:44:01 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: NeoCortex42: 2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.

There were neutral zones for both. Wasn't the Klingon Neutral Zone where the Kobayashi Maru was stranded?

I can't remember because I don't believe in the no win scenario.


yep nimbus III and Paradise City were there
 
2013-06-22 08:45:00 PM
Pierre the human male genitalia!
 
2013-06-22 08:45:01 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?


They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.
 
2013-06-22 08:45:19 PM
Good game so far, eh asshats?
 
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