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(NHL)   NHL 2013 Playoff thread #44 ...no rly. Stanley Cup Finals game 5 from the Second City where even the pizza is funny. Can the Hawks feather their nest at home? Can the Bruins clip the Hawks wings? Can we have more bonus hockey? Game onnnnn @ 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com ) divider line
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2013-06-22 11:37:53 AM  
No...no more bonus hockey.
 
2013-06-22 11:38:04 AM  
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2013-06-22 11:41:03 AM  
I have to work tonight, which blows. But I'm off work on game 6 and (if neccissary game 7)
 
2013-06-22 11:50:01 AM  
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2013-06-22 12:03:47 PM  
44 threads? Subby's green count must have went up pretty high this year
 
2013-06-22 12:04:23 PM  

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2013-06-22 12:17:25 PM  
Boston wins 4-3
 
2013-06-22 12:20:05 PM  
Primitive Screwhead:

That Hanson Bros. picture is great.

Did you hear them on Felger and Mazz before Game 4?
 
2013-06-22 12:34:30 PM  
Hawwwwwwwwwks.
 
2013-06-22 12:36:56 PM  

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:

That Hanson Bros. picture is great.

Did you hear them on Felger and Mazz before Game 4?


fun fact, Chris Hanson (Dave (on the right) Hanson's son)  Played this year in Providence.
He was un-drafted and when Burke was shaking the bushes for any anyone, he signed with the Leafs... Wasington picked him up for a year in '11 and Boston last year.
 
2013-06-22 12:44:13 PM  
Gentleman,

I am already on probation for non-hockey reasons with the GF, who is a staunch Bruins fan. She will likely be posting under my name later this evening. However, she's cool about letting you know that it's her, which should be obvious because I know sh*t about hockey other than being seriously entertained by it (am an NFL guy).

Anyway, I need you Bruins fans to will some positive vibes down to New Orleans because if they lose, she's going cut off my johnson as she's already furious with me.

img.fark.net

I don't think you folks understand - she's going to end my life if the Bruins lose. Unless I dive off the balcony, which has always been a valid option I've kept in mind and would likely resort to out of stark fear.

Please, dear god, please help me.
 
2013-06-22 12:49:44 PM  
OK, "Gentlemen."
 
2013-06-22 12:57:41 PM  

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:
That Hanson Bros. picture is great.
Did you hear them on Felger and Mazz before Game 4?


I missed it. Thanks for the head up. If anyone else is interested you can catch it here The Hanson Brothers invade Felger & Mazz

sno man: fun fact, Chris Hanson (Dave (on the right) Hanson's son)  Played this year in Providence.
He was un-drafted and when Burke was shaking the bushes for any anyone, he signed with the Leafs... Wasington picked him up for a year in '11 and Boston last year.


I watched him play a few times, on the same line with Caron. He's pretty good Center.
 
2013-06-22 01:00:25 PM  
 
2013-06-22 01:07:25 PM  

sno man: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:

That Hanson Bros. picture is great.

Did you hear them on Felger and Mazz before Game 4?

fun fact, Chris Hanson (Dave (on the right) Hanson's son)  Played this year in Providence.
He was un-drafted and when Burke was shaking the bushes for any anyone, he signed with the Leafs... Wasington picked him up for a year in '11 and Boston last year.


I forgot which one it was, but during the interview with Felger and Mazz he talked about playing with Keon and Jonny Pie.

I called my dad to ask him about it because he's really good friends with Pie and Keon, and he was already on the horn with Dave asking about playing with him...small hockey world.
 
2013-06-22 01:08:47 PM  

dickfreckle: Gentleman,

I am already on probation for non-hockey reasons with the GF, who is a staunch Bruins fan. She will likely be posting under my name later this evening. However, she's cool about letting you know that it's her, which should be obvious because I know sh*t about hockey other than being seriously entertained by it (am an NFL guy).

Anyway, I need you Bruins fans to will some positive vibes down to New Orleans because if they lose, she's going cut off my johnson as she's already furious with me.

I don't think you folks understand - she's going to end my life if the Bruins lose. Unless I dive off the balcony, which has always been a valid option I've kept in mind and would likely resort to out of stark fear.

Please, dear god, please help me.


Well for your cock's sake and the Bruins sake, I hope they win tonight.

I wanna see the Cup raised by the B's in Boston, and allow the crowd to give Buttman the booing he really needs.
 
2013-06-22 01:10:05 PM  

dickfreckle: OK, "Gentlemen."


show her this...
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and cook her dinner...
 
2013-06-22 01:13:20 PM  

sno man: [imageshack.us image 400x400]
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Ha!  Hedging your bets?

This series is going 7.  That's the only thing I'd bet on.  Hawks fan, but hot damn, this is going to be one of the most even series ever.
 
2013-06-22 01:13:47 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2013-06-22 01:16:49 PM  

fatalvenom: No...no more bonus hockey.


media.moronail.net
 
2013-06-22 01:17:55 PM  

downstairs: sno man: [imageshack.us image 400x400]
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Ha!  Hedging your bets?

This series is going 7.  That's the only thing I'd bet on.  Hawks fan, but hot damn, this is going to be one of the most even series ever.


I got some grief a game or two ago about the Boston one, and that either way there weren't all that many games left... I'm kinda riffing on that. AND LOVING THIS SERIES!
 
2013-06-22 01:25:55 PM  

buckeyebrain: fatalvenom: No...no more bonus hockey.


Hey, when you root for a team involved it's stroke-inducing.

I'm about to turn 29...I don't need to die this young.
 
2013-06-22 01:26:42 PM  

fatalvenom: buckeyebrain: fatalvenom: No...no more bonus hockey.

Hey, when you root for a team involved it's stroke-inducing.

I'm about to turn 29...I don't need to die this young.


Err...about to 30.

/been drinking since 10:30
 
2013-06-22 01:28:11 PM  

sno man: downstairs: sno man: [imageshack.us image 400x400]
[img827.imageshack.us image 400x400]

Ha!  Hedging your bets?

This series is going 7.  That's the only thing I'd bet on.  Hawks fan, but hot damn, this is going to be one of the most even series ever.

I got some grief a game or two ago about the Boston one, and that either way there weren't all that many games left... I'm kinda riffing on that. AND LOVING THIS SERIES!


Indeed.  I have to be honest, I'm not a die-hard Hawks fan.  I don't watch regular season hockey, but I lived in Chicago for 30+ years... so I gotta root for them.  I always watch the Stanley Cup Finals though, no matter who's in.  Its kinda weird... I rank hockey way down in terms of my favorite sport... but I rank their finals as pretty much the best championship in sports.  Maybe next to the World Cup (soccer).

You're almost guaranteed edge-of-your-seat action the whole time.

I actually find myself rooting for a 7-game series moreso than a Hawks win.  Though I won't be dissapointed if the Hawks somehow blow out the next two games.
 
2013-06-22 01:44:12 PM  

sno man: downstairs: sno man: [imageshack.us image 400x400]
[img827.imageshack.us image 400x400]

Ha!  Hedging your bets?

This series is going 7.  That's the only thing I'd bet on.  Hawks fan, but hot damn, this is going to be one of the most even series ever.

I got some grief a game or two ago about the Boston one, and that either way there weren't all that many games left... I'm kinda riffing on that. AND LOVING THIS SERIES!


You need to post that one and the bear one again...you didn't post it last game.
 
2013-06-22 01:48:35 PM  
Well fark.  I had a nice big post essentially recapping the playoff season as I've watched it & some highlights of threads here ..... and ..... my browser crashed wiping it all out.  So instead.... hi everyone.  6.5 hours to game time.

Go Bruins for the simple reason as stated above - Boston fans really know how to boo & Bergman would really hear it well after game six if they take the next two.

So go Boston.  That said, I wouldn't mind another 3OT game or two along the way.....
 
2013-06-22 01:53:26 PM  
here you go... for tradition...
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2013-06-22 01:54:28 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Boston wins 4-3


This prediction almost guarantees a blackhawks win, right?
 
2013-06-22 02:05:49 PM  

Frank N Stein: Popcorn Johnny: Boston wins 4-3

This prediction almost guarantees a blackhawks win, right?


I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

/ thank you sno man
 
2013-06-22 02:06:20 PM  
Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

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2013-06-22 02:15:46 PM  

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

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Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!!!!
At the Scotiabank Saddledome!
It's the high flying!
Death defying!
Jet Ski Stunt Spectacular!!

We'll sell you the seat but you'll only need the edge....and a snorkle
 
2013-06-22 02:17:02 PM  

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

[fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 600x450]


that's a 'shop, but a fair representation of where the water is up to...
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This one looks real, but it's hard to get context with the lights off and not much in the way of reference points.
 
2013-06-22 02:23:58 PM  

fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.


Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.
 
2013-06-22 02:38:33 PM  
Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...
 
2013-06-22 02:43:14 PM  

sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...


Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.
 
2013-06-22 02:58:30 PM  

Rev.K: sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...

Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.


Stay safe, and you may want to consider direct deposit!
 
2013-06-22 02:59:35 PM  

Rev.K: sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...

Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.


Yea the Ceeb was just saying it'll be mid next week before power is back downtown.  Here's hoping your payroll is done out in the 'burbs.

The Stampede grounds look like they might still be pretty soggy in a couple of weeks for the Stampede too.
They are going to have a lot of work to do in the Saddledome to get it up to speed for the fall... Even the dressing rooms are flooded. Jumbotron/center ice clock was on the floor, and is under water.  I hope the ice plant is going to be okay. or they might need to find somewhere else to start the season.
 
2013-06-22 03:05:26 PM  

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

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Good thing that the Flames aren't in the Finals right now..... not a very big worry I realize but still.

/glad to hear that you're on the dry side of town Rev.
 
2013-06-22 03:36:37 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.


Um, no...you've shoat your hate in these threads since they started.

Just because you hate the Blackhawks, doesn't mean you need to ruin the Bruins chances by rooting for them.

If you want the Blackhawks to lose, stay your ass down and STFU.

Silence is farking golden dick-breath.
 
2013-06-22 03:40:07 PM  

fatalvenom: Um, no...you've shoat your hate in these threads since they started.

Just because you hate the Blackhawks, doesn't mean you need to ruin the Bruins chances by rooting for them.

If you want the Blackhawks to lose, stay your ass down and STFU.

Silence is farking golden dick-breath.


See parents, this is what happens when you don't raise your children correctly.
 
2013-06-22 03:53:07 PM  
Popcorn Johnny: See parents, this is what happens when you don't raise your children correctly.

Ah the irony.....

As mentioned in the title, this is the 44th thread this playoff season.  You really don't want people to look back (those who still haven't 'ignored' you & can see you that is...) & find all the crap you've been spewing for months.  About the worst I can remember of fatalvenom is the one night early on when he was trashed & let his cat become a short lived internet meme.  The ratio of your crap to his is pretty one sided.  Boston vs. Pittsburgh total goals would be a good example with you being Pittsburgh.
 
2013-06-22 04:01:21 PM  

Recoil Therapy: The ratio of your crap to his


I'm not spewing any crap, if anything I've had a consistent message for this entire playoffs, that message being that all things Chicago suck.
 
2013-06-22 05:09:15 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Recoil Therapy: The ratio of your crap to his

I'm not spewing any crap, if anything I've had a consistent message for this entire playoffs, that message being that all things Chicago suck.


That sounds like a case of... EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA!
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-22 05:54:18 PM  
I see tonight's thread has already been shat upon. No where to go but up.
 
2013-06-22 06:30:20 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.


Wait, did I just read this guy says to grow the hell up?
 
2013-06-22 06:42:17 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Popcorn Johnny: fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.

Wait, did I just read this guy says to grow the hell up?


Why yes he did.

He keeps making me look great.
 
2013-06-22 06:43:03 PM  
www.size12.com
 
2013-06-22 06:45:18 PM  
Looks like we're going to see the Angry Swede on the Bruins 4th line tonight.
 
2013-06-22 06:49:49 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Looks like we're going to see the Angry Swede on the Bruins 4th line tonight.


"Why? Because I'm the coach, and because I can," said Julien

It's good to be the coach.
 
2013-06-22 07:08:38 PM  
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2013-06-22 07:16:16 PM  

sno man: [img41.imageshack.us image 320x400]


LMAO!!!!! Fantastic!
 
2013-06-22 07:17:35 PM  
www.size12.com
 
2013-06-22 07:18:10 PM  
Dammit! Beaten to it by Sno Man! Good job!
 
2013-06-22 07:18:29 PM  

Fochstockings: [www.size12.com image 371x182]


Nice!
 
2013-06-22 07:18:57 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: [img41.imageshack.us image 320x400]

LMAO!!!!! Fantastic!


I found it with the chicken... so can't take full credit.
 
2013-06-22 07:20:19 PM  

Fochstockings: [www.size12.com image 371x182]


Love yours, that's funny.
 
2013-06-22 07:23:25 PM  
Sorry Gentlemen and DickFreckle's girlfriend,  I am late to the thread. Busy day holding a yard sale. Mrs. Soopey and I got rid of a lot of junk. We invited our neighbors to sell their shiat too and had a good time hanging out people watching the foreigners pawing through our used stuff.

After that I putted around some backroads on my new toy.
i39.tinypic.com

Bring on the fun. Bring on the booze. Bring on the hockey.
 
2013-06-22 07:23:41 PM  
5-4 BOS OT
 
2013-06-22 07:25:22 PM  
So any thoughts on all the Coaches getting signed in the last couple of days...

I suspect at least two got done as plan b's once Tippet signed on for 5 more with the Currently Coyotes...
 
2013-06-22 07:26:49 PM  
Separated at birth.
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-22 07:27:11 PM  
Hopefully Power stays on, 2 brownouts,  a rolling blackout and a 10 minute hard reset at the substation tonight.  Good amount of thunder over Old Tampa Bay
 
2013-06-22 07:29:25 PM  
www.fanzorate.com
 
2013-06-22 07:30:27 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]


Two minutes delay of game.
 
2013-06-22 07:31:32 PM  

soopey: eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]

Two minutes delay of game.


I take a game misconduct with her!
 
2013-06-22 07:33:38 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]


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2013-06-22 07:34:21 PM  
Slight sidejack.

Photos of Celtic's dancers trying out for 2013-2014.
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/One of these is not like the others.
 
2013-06-22 07:34:52 PM  
New York Farkers -- anyone recommend a (preferably Boston-friendly) bar to watch the game?

Does Windfall still do Canada Cabin Saturday nights? Because poutine with my hockey would be most welcome.
 
2013-06-22 07:38:31 PM  
Eleven goals in a Cup Finals game is just clownshoes.  Try playin' a little D, please.
 
2013-06-22 07:38:49 PM  
You know what?  fark it.  I want more OT, because (for all of the weeknight games) I haven't been able to watch any yet in this series.

Go not-Chicago!
 
2013-06-22 07:39:23 PM  

soopey: Slight sidejack.

Photos of Celtic's dancers trying out for 2013-2014.
[img.fark.net image 850x495]
/One of these is not like the others.


One girl is wearing yoga pants!
 
2013-06-22 07:40:53 PM  

soopey: Slight sidejack.

Photos of Celtic's dancers trying out for 2013-2014.
[img.fark.net image 850x495]
/One of these is not like the others.


That man is smart.
 
2013-06-22 07:41:01 PM  

Fochstockings: soopey: eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]

Two minutes delay of game.

I take a game misconduct with her!


Actually, high sticking
 
2013-06-22 07:43:04 PM  
go hawks!

/expecting another nail-biter
//i picked the wrong week to quick popping valium
 
2013-06-22 07:43:30 PM  

Pardon Me Sultan: Fochstockings: soopey: eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]

Two minutes delay of game.

I take a game misconduct with her!

Actually, high sticking


If the price is right, it'd only be 2 minutes for hooking.
 
2013-06-22 07:43:40 PM  

dickfreckle: Gentleman,

I am already on probation for non-hockey reasons with the GF, who is a staunch Bruins fan. She will likely be posting under my name later this evening. However, she's cool about letting you know that it's her, which should be obvious because I know sh*t about hockey other than being seriously entertained by it (am an NFL guy).

Anyway, I need you Bruins fans to will some positive vibes down to New Orleans because if they lose, she's going cut off my johnson as she's already furious with me.

I don't think you folks understand - she's going to end my life if the Bruins lose. Unless I dive off the balcony, which has always been a valid option I've kept in mind and would likely resort to out of stark fear.

Please, dear god, please help me.


We have our ancestors and relatives from beyond the other side ready to haunt your ass.

/Go Bruins!
//MrsOLG will just let me be
 
2013-06-22 07:44:42 PM  

sno man: So any thoughts on all the Coaches getting signed in the last couple of days...

I suspect at least two got done as plan b's once Tippet signed on for 5 more with the Currently Coyotes...


Yep, and Tippett's deal won't be affected by any possible move.

In related news to that:

- More talks took place Friday between the ownership group and the town of Glendale over the arena lease. Lots of mixed signals coming out of there. Only thing we know is that this drama won't go on beyond July 2. That's the last day the NHL can wait for a vote to take place.

- The Coyotes are still advertising various things like having the prospect camp open to the public in mid-July.

- And I don't know what to think anymore. The more I know, the more I realize that I don't know.
 
2013-06-22 07:45:16 PM  
eddievercetti:

I'd donnybrook her.
 
2013-06-22 07:47:08 PM  

desertgeek: sno man: So any thoughts on all the Coaches getting signed in the last couple of days...

I suspect at least two got done as plan b's once Tippet signed on for 5 more with the Currently Coyotes...

Yep, and Tippett's deal won't be affected by any possible move.

In related news to that:

- More talks took place Friday between the ownership group and the town of Glendale over the arena lease. Lots of mixed signals coming out of there. Only thing we know is that this drama won't go on beyond July 2. That's the last day the NHL can wait for a vote to take place.

- The Coyotes are still advertising various things like having the prospect camp open to the public in mid-July.

- And I don't know what to think anymore. The more I know, the more I realize that I don't know.


Now that Winnipeg has a team, where would they go? Seattle? Houston?

*shudder* Canada??
 
2013-06-22 07:48:07 PM  
*whew*... Power JUST came back on, 3 hours after a storm rolled through. Got scared for my game-watching there.

Posted this a couple of days ago, but if OT counted as regular time, we'd currently be sitting at 4:13 left in the first period of Game Six.
 
2013-06-22 07:50:18 PM  
it's taking way too long for these thread to some up for we poor 'liters...meeting up with a few friends at the downtown dive bar for $1 drafts...lookin' forward to see what Crawford does with his new glove...sucks breaking in new equipment
 
2013-06-22 07:50:35 PM  

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.


Just get the Zamboni out and it should smooth it out.

/stay safe, Calgary Farkers
 
2013-06-22 07:51:53 PM  
Looks like the angry, one-eyed Swede is in there.

www.size12.com
 
2013-06-22 07:51:59 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Now that Winnipeg has a team, where would they go? Seattle? Houston?

*shudder* Canada??


Answer in bold. That's been reported by multiple outlets. They'd play in an 11,000 seat KeyArena until the proposed new arena is built.
 
2013-06-22 07:52:00 PM  

soopey: Slight sidejack.

Photos of Celtic's dancers trying out for 2013-2014.
[img.fark.net image 850x495]
/One of these is not like the others.


That one woman in the blue shorts (off to the right of the guy) looks like her body was chopped in two & when they were gluing/putting her back together the front was offset from the back by more than a few inches.

/have chronic pain/problems in the L4/5 area.  I don't think I would be able to function from the pain if mine was bent like that
 
2013-06-22 07:52:05 PM  
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You farkers better do something.

Seriously.

Fark.
 
2013-06-22 07:52:55 PM  

Sprachkundige: New York Farkers -- anyone recommend a (preferably Boston-friendly) bar to watch the game?


Where in NYC? There's a bunch of B friendly places in the east village.
 
2013-06-22 07:52:58 PM  

desertgeek: sno man: So any thoughts on all the Coaches getting signed in the last couple of days...

I suspect at least two got done as plan b's once Tippet signed on for 5 more with the Currently Coyotes...

Yep, and Tippett's deal won't be affected by any possible move.

In related news to that:

- More talks took place Friday between the ownership group and the town of Glendale over the arena lease. Lots of mixed signals coming out of there. Only thing we know is that this drama won't go on beyond July 2. That's the last day the NHL can wait for a vote to take place.

- The Coyotes are still advertising various things like having the prospect camp open to the public in mid-July.

- And I don't know what to think anymore. The more I know, the more I realize that I don't know.


I just want this to end already, it's getting farking sad now.
 
2013-06-22 07:53:45 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LQ8B7Zd0U&feature=youtu.be">

Chicago Symphony Orchestra covers Chelsea Dagger!
 
2013-06-22 07:54:04 PM  

HOCKEY!
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2013-06-22 07:54:48 PM  
Crawford almost knocked the pipes loose there during the warm up.... bad juju there if he did
 
2013-06-22 07:54:55 PM  
 
2013-06-22 07:55:14 PM  
I made it! And before the puck drops.

Go hawks!

Go punk!
 
2013-06-22 07:56:18 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 07:56:27 PM  
Hockey!

Go B's!
 
2013-06-22 07:56:39 PM  

falseidols: Sprachkundige: New York Farkers -- anyone recommend a (preferably Boston-friendly) bar to watch the game?

Where in NYC? There's a bunch of B friendly places in the east village.


I'm in Morningside Heights right now, but willing to travel between periods. Also just good to know for future reference.
 
2013-06-22 07:58:55 PM  
http://www.bostonspastime.com/fans/hangouts.html Lists all the Boston friendly places

Lions Head on Amsterdam @ 109th
 
2013-06-22 08:00:34 PM  

lokis_mentor: http://www.bostonspastime.com/fans/hangouts.html


Thanks!
 
2013-06-22 08:02:05 PM  

Recoil Therapy: soopey: Slight sidejack.

Photos of Celtic's dancers trying out for 2013-2014.
[img.fark.net image 850x495]
/One of these is not like the others.

That one woman in the blue shorts (off to the right of the guy) looks like her body was chopped in two & when they were gluing/putting her back together the front was offset from the back by more than a few inches.

/have chronic pain/problems in the L4/5 area.  I don't think I would be able to function from the pain if mine was bent like that


In other words, "DAT ASS".
 
2013-06-22 08:02:10 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 08:02:39 PM  
fubegra.net
 
2013-06-22 08:02:53 PM  
Got my six-pack, let's go.
 
2013-06-22 08:03:07 PM  
Well, the kids are watching the game with me, so I will have to put the laptop away. Enjoy, everybody.

/ShutUpPierre
//Let's go Bruins!
 
2013-06-22 08:03:26 PM  

soopey: Recoil Therapy: soopey: Slight sidejack.

Photos of Celtic's dancers trying out for 2013-2014.
[img.fark.net image 850x495]
/One of these is not like the others.

That one woman in the blue shorts (off to the right of the guy) looks like her body was chopped in two & when they were gluing/putting her back together the front was offset from the back by more than a few inches.

/have chronic pain/problems in the L4/5 area.  I don't think I would be able to function from the pain if mine was bent like that

In other words, "DAT ASS".


Well, I was trying to put it a bit differently but yes...

/anyone else having problems with frontrow?
 
2013-06-22 08:03:51 PM  
Oh, and BRUINS!!
 
2013-06-22 08:04:01 PM  
Seems like there has been a lot less JR in NBC's coverage this year.
 
2013-06-22 08:04:11 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.fanzorate.com image 850x691]


Makes me think of motorboats, er, motorboating.
 
2013-06-22 08:04:17 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LQ8B7Zd0U&feature=youtu.be

I'll try again.


Beautiful. Can we replace the current one with the orchestra version?
 
2013-06-22 08:04:31 PM  
Three leaps to go in the Busch South race. Hopefully it ends before puck drop.
 
2013-06-22 08:04:33 PM  

Recoil Therapy: /anyone else having problems with frontrow?


Your first problem is that it's firstrow.

/I make that mistake all the time, too.
 
2013-06-22 08:05:21 PM  

soopey: Three leaps to go in the Busch South race. Hopefully it ends before puck drop.


You should be fine, they said puck drop at 5:22 (8:22 to you Eastern folk).
 
2013-06-22 08:06:19 PM  
Puck should drop sooner. Lets get on with it already!
 
2013-06-22 08:06:58 PM  

buckeyebrain: soopey: Three leaps to go in the Busch South race. Hopefully it ends before puck drop.

You should be fine, they said puck drop at 5:22 (8:22 to you Eastern folk).


Thanks. I love stock cars on road tracks. Best races of the year.
 
2013-06-22 08:07:58 PM  
GO HAWKS!
 
2013-06-22 08:08:16 PM  

img.fark.net

img.fark.net

 
2013-06-22 08:08:58 PM  

buckeyebrain: Recoil Therapy: /anyone else having problems with frontrow?

Your first problem is that it's firstrow.

/I make that mistake all the time, too.


I realize that too but we stream through a computer hooked up to the tv & they are they are the only ones that I can read from across the room...

/found somewhere else though so all is good
 
2013-06-22 08:10:28 PM  
Jaormir Jagr's favorite player when he was growing up was Jaromir Jagr..  lulz.
 
2013-06-22 08:11:54 PM  

eddievercetti: desertgeek: sno man: So any thoughts on all the Coaches getting signed in the last couple of days...

I suspect at least two got done as plan b's once Tippet signed on for 5 more with the Currently Coyotes...

Yep, and Tippett's deal won't be affected by any possible move.

In related news to that:

- More talks took place Friday between the ownership group and the town of Glendale over the arena lease. Lots of mixed signals coming out of there. Only thing we know is that this drama won't go on beyond July 2. That's the last day the NHL can wait for a vote to take place.

- The Coyotes are still advertising various things like having the prospect camp open to the public in mid-July.

- And I don't know what to think anymore. The more I know, the more I realize that I don't know.

I just want this to end already, it's getting farking sad now.


From the couple of articles I've read in the last few days, Some last-minute rockstar has apperently done the math and decided Glendale could buy the team with similar financial agreements to the guys with the conditional agreement in place with the league and run the rink themselves too, (think Packers)... I just. Blow it up, BLOW IT UP NOW.
 
2013-06-22 08:12:34 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-06-22 08:12:38 PM  

Sprachkundige: falseidols: Sprachkundige: New York Farkers -- anyone recommend a (preferably Boston-friendly) bar to watch the game?

Where in NYC? There's a bunch of B friendly places in the east village.

I'm in Morningside Heights right now, but willing to travel between periods. Also just good to know for future reference.


That's up by Albany, right?
 
2013-06-22 08:13:07 PM  

fatalvenom: No...no more bonus hockey.


www.supermanofsteel.com

One more overtime game and we tie the record.
 
2013-06-22 08:13:13 PM  

sno man: Blow it up, BLOW IT UP NOW.

And move to Snottsdale!
 
2013-06-22 08:13:25 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [img.fark.net image 317x500]

[img.fark.net image 500x750]


That one there would kick your ass if you didn't please her.
 
2013-06-22 08:14:06 PM  
LOL @ Ricardo Muti in a Hawks jersey... nice to see the CSO get in on the fun.
 
2013-06-22 08:14:49 PM  

ds_4815: Anderson's Pooper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LQ8B7Zd0U&feature=youtu.be

I'll try again.

Beautiful. Can we replace the current one with the orchestra version?


That would be fantastic!
 
2013-06-22 08:15:07 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [img.fark.net image 317x500]

[img.fark.net image 500x750]


I'm going to miss her when hockey is over
 
2013-06-22 08:16:08 PM  
img823.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 08:17:14 PM  

dietbubba: Primitive Screwhead: [img.fark.net image 317x500]

[img.fark.net image 500x750]

I'm going to miss her when hockey is over


You could always stalk her.
 
2013-06-22 08:17:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 08:18:01 PM  

eddievercetti: sno man: Blow it up, BLOW IT UP NOW.And move to Snottsdale!


I LOVE that idea, let the reservation build the rink! ...and suck up the crappy old building for a year or two, Seattle is gonna be a crappy old building for at least that anyway.
 
2013-06-22 08:18:25 PM  
Dear Doc Emrick:

img.fark.net

/time for a shouty anthem
 
2013-06-22 08:19:32 PM  
Here we go
 
2013-06-22 08:19:33 PM  
Don Cherry, everybody!
 
2013-06-22 08:20:04 PM  
Puck drop yet?
 
2013-06-22 08:20:39 PM  

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

[fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 600x450]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-22 08:21:00 PM  

ds_4815: Don Cherry, everybody!


I suspect the hat will be gone for Coaches Corner.

/This GUY AGAIN!?!
 
2013-06-22 08:21:06 PM  
Big puddle behind Crawford's net...ice looks like shiat.
 
2013-06-22 08:21:52 PM  
Live pipe organ!!!!!
 
2013-06-22 08:21:55 PM  

RminusQ: Dear Doc Emrick:

/time for a shouty anthem


Very shouty.
 
2013-06-22 08:22:09 PM  

Merry Christmas, one and all!

img.fark.net

 
2013-06-22 08:22:41 PM  

RminusQ: One more overtime game and we tie the record.


Great.  Then we'll have to have an extra game to break that tie.
 
2013-06-22 08:22:52 PM  

WE GOT NICKELBACK SIGN!

 
2013-06-22 08:22:56 PM  
Donald S, everybody.
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 08:22:56 PM  

ytterbium: Big puddle behind Crawford's net...ice looks like shiat.


Equipment guy forgot to tape up his Depends.
 
2013-06-22 08:23:03 PM  

ytterbium: Big puddle behind Crawford's net...ice looks like shiat.


Good Lord, the United Center isn't THAT old, like old Gahden old.

Should we also expect a transformer to blow?
 
2013-06-22 08:23:13 PM  
Let's do this!
 
2013-06-22 08:23:20 PM  
Best rendition of any national anthem in all of sports. Farking love that.
 
2013-06-22 08:23:25 PM  
Game on
 
2013-06-22 08:23:29 PM  
And here we go....
 
2013-06-22 08:23:45 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 08:23:56 PM  
LET'S GO 'HAWKS!
 
2013-06-22 08:25:01 PM  
i107.photobucket.com

/hate coding on a phone
 
2013-06-22 08:25:33 PM  
Good luck tonight, everyone. Chicago in 1OT.

Book it. Done.
 
2013-06-22 08:25:54 PM  
Don Cherry tonight is wearing a Dr Suess hat?
 
2013-06-22 08:27:07 PM  

eddievercetti: Don Cherry tonight is wearing a Dr Suess hat?


Don Cherry IS Dr. Suess.
 
2013-06-22 08:27:11 PM  
One should not turn purple when singing a song.
 
2013-06-22 08:27:39 PM  
do i go across the street and watch the hawks game 5 -with 5$ picture labbtt™s or stay in the box with my labatt™s?
 
2013-06-22 08:28:54 PM  

expobill: do i go across the street and watch the hawks game 5 -with 5$ picture labbtt™s or stay in the box with my labatt™s?


Hockey people problems...sheeesh.
 
2013-06-22 08:29:27 PM  
Stay awesome Chara
 
2013-06-22 08:30:54 PM  

expobill: do i go across the street and watch the hawks game 5 -with 5$ picture labbtt™s or stay in the box with my labatt™s?


If that's all the better you can type I'd stay where you are until you run out of beer.  Then go across the street.
 
2013-06-22 08:31:37 PM  

Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.


His tremolo bothers me a little.  Too slow and ... forced. But not everyone can be Fat Luci.
 
2013-06-22 08:31:50 PM  

Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.


What's your view on turning purple listening to it?
 
2013-06-22 08:32:43 PM  

sno man: Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.

What's your view on turning purple listening to it?


Release your grip a bit.
 
2013-06-22 08:33:07 PM  
Nice job Soderburg
 
2013-06-22 08:33:11 PM  
shiat weather...there goes the dish connection.
 
2013-06-22 08:33:53 PM  
Nice physical play so far.  Can they keep this up for 3 or 4 OTs?  Lets hope so.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:11 PM  
Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:12 PM  
Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:21 PM  

WhiskeySticks: shiat weather...there goes the dish connection.


Whenever you say you're having bad weather that means I need to check the radar for about 3 hours out.
 
2013-06-22 08:34:58 PM  
"Made for Mankind"

OH REALLY, I ONLY BUY CARS BUILT FOR COWS AND ALGAE
 
2013-06-22 08:35:14 PM  

Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.


Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.
 
2013-06-22 08:35:17 PM  
Go go one eyed purple people eating one eyed Swede!
 
2013-06-22 08:35:24 PM  

Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.


pics or it didn't happen
 
2013-06-22 08:35:30 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: Smock Pot: One should not turn purple when singing a song.

What's your view on turning purple listening to it?

Release your grip a bit.


Exactly.
 
2013-06-22 08:35:32 PM  

Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.


Family or new source of pics?
 
2013-06-22 08:35:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.


Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.
 
2013-06-22 08:36:03 PM  
Lets go hawks!
 
2013-06-22 08:36:26 PM  

falseidols: Sprachkundige: falseidols: Sprachkundige: New York Farkers -- anyone recommend a (preferably Boston-friendly) bar to watch the game?

Where in NYC? There's a bunch of B friendly places in the east village.

I'm in Morningside Heights right now, but willing to travel between periods. Also just good to know for future reference.

That's up by Albany, right?


Basically the same.
 
2013-06-22 08:36:34 PM  

ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: shiat weather...there goes the dish connection.

Whenever you say you're having bad weather that means I need to check the radar for about 3 hours out.


that *should* cover most of this game....
 
2013-06-22 08:36:43 PM  

syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.


Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.
 
2013-06-22 08:37:00 PM  

Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.


Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"
 
2013-06-22 08:38:01 PM  

Earguy: But the other two are her friends.


I believe the punchline is something like

Priest:  But Mr. Earguy, if you're not confessing, why are you telling me?

Earguy: Telling you?  Hell I'm telling everybody.
 
2013-06-22 08:38:18 PM  

eddievercetti: Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.

Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"


Mrs Earguy wouldn't like that anyway.  Especially with her here with us.

Actually I wouldn't mind my son getting' something going with one of them.  Or both, what the hell.
 
2013-06-22 08:38:46 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Earguy: But the other two are her friends.

I believe the punchline is something like

Priest:  But Mr. Earguy, if you're not confessing, why are you telling me?

Earguy: Telling you?  Hell I'm telling everybody.


chicken dinnah winnah.
 
2013-06-22 08:39:11 PM  
Nice defense, Sharp.
 
2013-06-22 08:39:51 PM  

2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.


There were neutral zones for both. Wasn't the Klingon Neutral Zone where the Kobayashi Maru was stranded?
 
2013-06-22 08:40:46 PM  
Bruins allowing too much speed through the neutral zone.
 
2013-06-22 08:41:05 PM  
I was sure Sharp would have one there.

/still no active sticks
 
2013-06-22 08:41:06 PM  

clintster: [i107.photobucket.com image 424x640]

/hate coding on a phone


Is Punk at the game? I would say is Cena there too but I'm guess he doesn't care.
 
2013-06-22 08:41:08 PM  

2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.


Didn't Klingons have a Neutral Zone in TOS?
 
2013-06-22 08:41:35 PM  

NeoCortex42: 2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.

There were neutral zones for both. Wasn't the Klingon Neutral Zone where the Kobayashi Maru was stranded?


I can't remember because I don't believe in the no win scenario.
 
2013-06-22 08:42:15 PM  

Earguy: eddievercetti: Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.

Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"

Mrs Earguy wouldn't like that anyway.  Especially with her here with us.

Actually I wouldn't mind my son getting' something going with one of them.  Or both, what the hell.


Atta boy Dad.... (I'd wish the same for mine.  Hell it's just sex & you've got to have some great memories to look back on decades later....)

Now as for the girls.... once a commercial comes on I think that you need to tell them a tale of a website where people watch hockey together & that during breaks in play one person in particular posts pictures of girls in their underwear...... you should be able to take it from there, hell get Mrs. Eg into the fun
 
2013-06-22 08:43:26 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Earguy: eddievercetti: Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.

Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"

Mrs Earguy wouldn't like that anyway.  Especially with her here with us.

Actually I wouldn't mind my son getting' something going with one of them.  Or both, what the hell.

Atta boy Dad.... (I'd wish the same for mine.  Hell it's just sex & you've got to have some great memories to look back on decades later....)

Now as for the girls.... once a commercial comes on I think that you need to tell them a tale of a website where people watch hockey together & that during breaks in play one person in particular posts pictures of girls in their underwear...... you should be able to take it from there, hell get Mrs. Eg into the fun


'Highway to the Danger Zone' playing in the background?
 
2013-06-22 08:43:27 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Earguy: eddievercetti: Earguy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics or it didn't happen.   lol.

'We got teenaged girls in here!'

/call starkist.

Ok, one is my daughter.  But the other two are her friends.

Don't hit on your daughters friends.

/"How you doin'?"

Mrs Earguy wouldn't like that anyway.  Especially with her here with us.

Actually I wouldn't mind my son getting' something going with one of them.  Or both, what the hell.

Atta boy Dad.... (I'd wish the same for mine.  Hell it's just sex & you've got to have some great memories to look back on decades later....)

Now as for the girls.... once a commercial comes on I think that you need to tell them a tale of a website where people watch hockey together & that during breaks in play one person in particular posts pictures of girls in their underwear...... you should be able to take it from there, hell get Mrs. Eg into the fun


You just want a pic of Mrs. Eargal, do you?
 
2013-06-22 08:43:44 PM  

Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.


Pics?
 
2013-06-22 08:43:49 PM  
nice fore-check March!
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 08:43:57 PM  
Recoil Therapy:

Atta boy Dad.... (I'd wish the same for mine.  Hell it's just sex & you've got to have some great memories to look back on decades later....)

Now as for the girls.... once a commercial comes on I think that you need to tell them a tale of a website where people watch hockey together & that during breaks in play one person in particular posts pictures of girls in their underwear...... you should be able to take it from there, hell get Mrs. Eg into the fun


Newsletter?
 
2013-06-22 08:44:01 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: NeoCortex42: 2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.

There were neutral zones for both. Wasn't the Klingon Neutral Zone where the Kobayashi Maru was stranded?

I can't remember because I don't believe in the no win scenario.


yep nimbus III and Paradise City were there
 
2013-06-22 08:45:00 PM  
Pierre the human male genitalia!
 
2013-06-22 08:45:01 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?


They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.
 
2013-06-22 08:45:19 PM  
Good game so far, eh asshats?
 
2013-06-22 08:45:39 PM  

Earguy: OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?

They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.


And now, everyone will bug you to take a picture.
 
2013-06-22 08:45:44 PM  

Earguy: OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?

They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.


Alright, now you're going too far.
 
2013-06-22 08:46:05 PM  

2wolves: syrynxx: Every time I hear "across the Neutral Zone" I wonder if it will endanger our treaty with the Klingon Empire.

Romulan Empire.

Turn in your geek card.


There was also the Neutral Zone in DS9 between the Cardassians & Baljor & sort of one between them & the Gamma Quadrant (although the wormhole sort of did that)
 
2013-06-22 08:46:10 PM  
Bruins need to clean up their passing and puck control
 
2013-06-22 08:46:11 PM  

Earguy: OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?

They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.


You are not helping your case, sir.
 
2013-06-22 08:47:00 PM  
Krug just took an elbow to the back of the helmet.
 
2013-06-22 08:47:06 PM  

FightDirector: Earguy: OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?

They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.

You are not helping your case, sir.


EricIdleohyourenofunanymore.jpg
 
2013-06-22 08:47:17 PM  
Sigh.

Go Hawks!

fark the Bruins.
 
2013-06-22 08:47:22 PM  
Stuck in Cusco Peru. Anyone have a good stream that will work on an iPhone? I don't have the right TV carrier for the NBC app.
 
2013-06-22 08:48:05 PM  

Publikwerks: Bruins need to clean up their passing and puck contro everything

 
2013-06-22 08:48:07 PM  

Earguy: OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?

They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.


That's why you have to go into that story about the site, weird fans, & scantily clad women.  That way YOU aren't creepy, you're just helping out your creepy friends.....
 
2013-06-22 08:48:09 PM  

Earguy: OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?

They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.


What about Mrs Earguy?
 
2013-06-22 08:48:19 PM  
Beast mode save by Rask.
 
2013-06-22 08:48:24 PM  
TUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2013-06-22 08:48:33 PM  
Blocked rebound! Tuuuuuk!
 
2013-06-22 08:48:40 PM  

BraFish: Stuck in Cusco Peru. Anyone have a good stream that will work on an iPhone? I don't have the right TV carrier for the NBC app.


I didn't realize the app was carrier-specific?
 
2013-06-22 08:48:50 PM  

BraFish: Stuck in Cusco Peru. Anyone have a good stream that will work on an iPhone? I don't have the right TV carrier for the NBC app.


Jeezus.  Who did you piss off to get sent there?  Sorry, I don't iPhone.
 
2013-06-22 08:48:52 PM  
my first thought before the game for tonight was a 3-2 game... probably in overtime.  I now like 2-1 in double OT
 
2013-06-22 08:48:58 PM  
Wow rask.  nice hustle there.
 
2013-06-22 08:49:22 PM  
This Rask guy is not too bad.

Go Hawks!
 
2013-06-22 08:49:29 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Earguy: OtherLittleGuy: Earguy: Sorry if I'm not joining the conversation much...here with three college girls.

Pics?

They're in their bikini tops, no I won't take pics...tooo creeeeepy.

That's why you have to go into that story about the site, weird fans, & scantily clad women.  That way YOU aren't creepy, you're just helping out your creepy friends.....


and....
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 08:49:44 PM  

soopey: Krug just took an elbow to the back of the helmet.


Is there a game on tonight?  All this talk about Earguy's harem has me distracted.
 
2013-06-22 08:49:45 PM  
Back from dinner with the wife and kid, glad to see 5 left in the first
 
2013-06-22 08:50:53 PM  

Recoil Therapy: soopey: Krug just took an elbow to the back of the helmet.

Is there a game on tonight?  All this talk about Earguy's harem has me distracted.


NASCAR race just ended so there must be golf of predetermined thug ball on.
 
2013-06-22 08:51:10 PM  

Silvara: Sigh.

Go Hawks!

fark the Bruins.


Hello there, glad you are doing your best to cheer for Chicago.
 
2013-06-22 08:52:00 PM  

ytterbium: Hello there, glad you are doing your best to cheer for Chicago.


Hehe...I'm trying :) They would certainly be the more deserving team. :)

How goes? Trash the fish?
 
2013-06-22 08:52:06 PM  
Posting from the check in queue, have mixed feelings about bonus hockey. On the plus aside, the airline have a much better pay TV subscription than most Aussies and I should be able to watch in the air. On the minus side, no Intarwebs, at all, so no watching y'all compare notes on the heart attacks you're having, and if it does go OT the plane may land mid-forecheck.
 
2013-06-22 08:53:22 PM  

buckeyebrain: BraFish: Stuck in Cusco Peru. Anyone have a good stream that will work on an iPhone? I don't have the right TV carrier for the NBC app.

I didn't realize the app was carrier-specific?


Will check again. The pre-game required a certain TV carrier. Maybe the game is for all.
 
2013-06-22 08:53:27 PM  

Recoil Therapy: soopey: Krug just took an elbow to the back of the helmet.

Is there a game on tonight?  All this talk about Earguy's harem has me distracted.


We're just wasting time until overtime comes around 11 Eastern. Then that will be another couple of hours.
 
2013-06-22 08:53:45 PM  
KANE!
 
2013-06-22 08:53:45 PM  
Woohoo!
 
2013-06-22 08:53:46 PM  
FARK.
 
2013-06-22 08:53:47 PM  
CHICAGOAL!  WOOOOHOOOOO!
 
2013-06-22 08:53:50 PM  
Chicagoal! WOOO!
 
2013-06-22 08:53:52 PM  
Well crap
 
2013-06-22 08:53:53 PM  

Recoil Therapy: soopey: Krug just took an elbow to the back of the helmet.

Is there a game on tonight?  All this talk about Earguy's harem has me distracted.


img.fark.net

I think Earguy is really a uber secret space pimp named Harry Mudd.
 
2013-06-22 08:53:54 PM  
Chicagoal
 
2013-06-22 08:53:59 PM  
Boston 0-1 Chicago (1st, 2:33)

DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO
 
2013-06-22 08:54:00 PM  
Kanerrr!
 
2013-06-22 08:54:08 PM  
Kaner!!
 
2013-06-22 08:54:08 PM  
KANE  CHICAGOAL
 
2013-06-22 08:54:09 PM  
and there was much rejoicing.
 
2013-06-22 08:54:18 PM  
Nice shot by Kane & a good way to end the period
 
2013-06-22 08:54:18 PM  
THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, HERE COMES KANE
 
2013-06-22 08:54:20 PM  

BraFish: buckeyebrain: BraFish: Stuck in Cusco Peru. Anyone have a good stream that will work on an iPhone? I don't have the right TV carrier for the NBC app.

I didn't realize the app was carrier-specific?

Will check again. The pre-game required a certain TV carrier. Maybe the game is for all.


Ah, the Pre-game was on NBCSN, which would likely explain the difference.
 
2013-06-22 08:54:22 PM  
And...fark!
 
2013-06-22 08:54:28 PM  

i.cdn.turner.com
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 
2013-06-22 08:54:34 PM  
unlucky break (heh heh), but kane with some nice stickwork to put it away
 
2013-06-22 08:54:35 PM  
Sloppy, sloppy D is killing the B's
 
2013-06-22 08:54:35 PM  
Injuns score first.
 
2013-06-22 08:54:51 PM  
CHICAGOAL
 
2013-06-22 08:55:14 PM  
Never mind. The way it changed direction I thought it was interference.
 
2013-06-22 08:55:19 PM  
That shot broke dudes stick
 
2013-06-22 08:55:20 PM  
Boydchuk!
 
2013-06-22 08:55:33 PM  

Silvara: ytterbium: Hello there, glad you are doing your best to cheer for Chicago.

Hehe...I'm trying :) They would certainly be the more deserving team. :)

How goes? Trash the fish?


Ha! Finally tossed it in the rived.

My what a gorgeous goal!
 
2013-06-22 08:55:35 PM  
...as a crowd gathers.  Heh.
 
2013-06-22 08:55:36 PM  
derpy derp
 
2013-06-22 08:56:02 PM  
Now, let's see if the Hawks can avoid giving up a goal thirty seconds later.
 
2013-06-22 08:56:06 PM  
Remember condoms prevent minivans.
 
2013-06-22 08:56:22 PM  
Phew, thought somehow Sharp was going to come out of that with the only penalty for a second.
 
2013-06-22 08:56:52 PM  

ytterbium: Silvara: ytterbium: Hello there, glad you are doing your best to cheer for Chicago.

Hehe...I'm trying :) They would certainly be the more deserving team. :)

How goes? Trash the fish?

Ha! Finally tossed it in the rived.

My what a gorgeous goal!


I'm gonna assume that meant river :P

And yeah, it was a beautiful goal. :)
 
2013-06-22 08:57:04 PM  
NOT ENOUGH MAN
 
2013-06-22 08:57:07 PM  
That eye is swelling up fast.
 
2013-06-22 08:57:14 PM  

2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.


about 13 years too late for that here
 
2013-06-22 08:57:25 PM  
"He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.
 
2013-06-22 08:57:58 PM  
Chippy. Nice.
 
2013-06-22 08:58:05 PM  

lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here


LOL, as coincidence would have it, today is the anniversary of conceiving our twins.
 
2013-06-22 08:58:06 PM  
"Crowd gathers"

DRINK!
 
2013-06-22 08:58:55 PM  

R.A.Danny: "He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.


After the period?
 
2013-06-22 08:59:04 PM  

Earguy: lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here

LOL, as coincidence would have it, today is the anniversary of conceiving our twins.


Speaking of twins, how about the making with the links at Intermission?
 
2013-06-22 08:59:12 PM  
Blood for the blood god!!!!
 
2013-06-22 08:59:23 PM  
screw you boston!!!
 
2013-06-22 08:59:38 PM  

lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here


There is hope.  one day and one divorce later, your minivan evolves and becomes something else:
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 08:59:47 PM  

R.A.Danny: "He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.


At the end of the period?
 
2013-06-22 08:59:58 PM  

Earguy: R.A.Danny: "He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.

After the period?


No, there are no more once the twins are on the way...

/at least for a while
 
2013-06-22 09:00:18 PM  
Yes, moar blood.... get to it, gents!
 
2013-06-22 09:00:38 PM  

buckeyebrain: Earguy: lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here

LOL, as coincidence would have it, today is the anniversary of conceiving our twins.

Speaking of twins, how about the making with the links at Intermission?


When the house is full, it's a lot harder to do it.  It's just rude, you know?
 
2013-06-22 09:00:41 PM  

Earguy: R.A.Danny: "He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.

After the period?


HAHAHAHA!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:01:06 PM  
INTERMISSIONARY
 
2013-06-22 09:01:11 PM  

Earguy: R.A.Danny: "He is eligible to come back when blood is not flowing"

Awesome.

After the period?


And... Missed the simulpost.
 
2013-06-22 09:01:41 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 09:01:41 PM  
www.moviemusic.com
 
2013-06-22 09:01:43 PM  
hockey!
 
2013-06-22 09:02:32 PM  
IT'S JUST A GADGET
 
2013-06-22 09:02:40 PM  
APPLE: We own you!
 
2013-06-22 09:03:16 PM  

sno man: [imageshack.us image 711x474]


I still get a kick out of the cigarette pack.

/nonsmoker
 
2013-06-22 09:03:16 PM  

Earguy: lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here

LOL, as coincidence would have it, today is the anniversary of conceiving our twins.


*weeps* I just got a minivan.

Funny, we conceived the twins because we were in the middle of nowhere and had no condoms. Whatever, we said. One more might not be so bad, we said. I actually lost one at 11 weeks, so I could have had triplets.
 
2013-06-22 09:03:57 PM  
Is that Tony Siragusa voicing the camel?
 
2013-06-22 09:04:13 PM  
SHIP WEAPON!
 
2013-06-22 09:04:30 PM  
Nice, Earguy.

Has fark always sucked on an ipad or am I special?
 
2013-06-22 09:04:31 PM  

Earguy: ...as a crowd gathers.  Heh.


pavlovs doggie drools.....
 
2013-06-22 09:04:51 PM  
TOS "Shore Leave" on MeTV. Now with enchanced remastered boobiage.
 
2013-06-22 09:05:00 PM  
Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!
 
2013-06-22 09:05:11 PM  
"time and space"... do drinking game triggers still apply during intermission?
 
2013-06-22 09:05:14 PM  

Smock Pot: Nice, Earguy.

Has fark always sucked on an ipad or am I special?


You gotta go with the full page. I'm not a gan of the mobile version wither.
 
2013-06-22 09:05:41 PM  

ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!


Yes, please.
 
2013-06-22 09:05:55 PM  
We have lot of b'hawk fans here in Madison and blondes!
 
2013-06-22 09:06:00 PM  

ytterbium: Earguy: lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here

LOL, as coincidence would have it, today is the anniversary of conceiving our twins.

*weeps* I just got a minivan.

Funny, we conceived the twins because we were in the middle of nowhere and had no condoms. Whatever, we said. One more might not be so bad, we said. I actually lost one at 11 weeks, so I could have had triplets.


We had just decided to "start trying."  It was the first time we ever did it without contraception (cautionary tale, kids!).  It was a quickie before a party.
 
2013-06-22 09:06:35 PM  
Can you parents just get a sedan?
 
2013-06-22 09:07:20 PM  
I agree with Milbury, sloppy turnovers by the Bruins so far.
 
2013-06-22 09:07:29 PM  
meh hawks always score first.  lets keep it going now.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2013-06-22 09:07:30 PM  

expobill: Madison and blondes!


Never heard of that intersection, is it West of Damen?
 
2013-06-22 09:07:42 PM  

R.A.Danny: Smock Pot: Nice, Earguy.

Has fark always sucked on an ipad or am I special?

You gotta go with the full page. I'm not a gan of the mobile version wither.


I can only reply if I switch to mobile fark. Weird.
 
2013-06-22 09:07:46 PM  
Hurrah for eurofootball on NBC sports!
 
2013-06-22 09:08:04 PM  

RminusQ: "time and space"... do drinking game triggers still apply during intermission?


I think it's double bonus points.
 
2013-06-22 09:08:34 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: TOS "Shore Leave" on MeTV. Now with enchanced remastered boobiage.


Thanks!
 
2013-06-22 09:08:44 PM  

RminusQ: "time and space"... do drinking game triggers still apply during intermission?


they apply 24/7
 
2013-06-22 09:09:57 PM  

ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!


img46.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 09:09:59 PM  

eddievercetti: Can you parents just get a sedan?


I got a Suburban when we needed to start hauling offspring around.  Of course prior to that we were squeezing two full grown newfies into the backseat of our Sentra.  That always looked amusing going down the road.  So we needed the extra room right off

/also hauled a lot of rehab supplies
//crew cab truck these days
///should have gone that route in the beginning
 
2013-06-22 09:10:58 PM  

R.A.Danny: expobill: Madison and blondes!

Never heard of that intersection, is it West of Damen?


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 09:11:05 PM  

R.A.Danny: expobill: Madison and blondes!

Never heard of that intersection, is it West of Damen?


Just Off of avenue 69
 
2013-06-22 09:11:06 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Of course prior to that we were squeezing two full grown newfies into the backseat of our Sentra


Ya b'ys ya gotcha squeezer in da ricer eh?
 
2013-06-22 09:11:09 PM  

Earguy: ytterbium: Earguy: lokis_mentor: 2wolves: Remember condoms prevent minivans.

about 13 years too late for that here

LOL, as coincidence would have it, today is the anniversary of conceiving our twins.

*weeps* I just got a minivan.

Funny, we conceived the twins because we were in the middle of nowhere and had no condoms. Whatever, we said. One more might not be so bad, we said. I actually lost one at 11 weeks, so I could have had triplets.

We had just decided to "start trying."  It was the first time we ever did it without contraception (cautionary tale, kids!).  It was a quickie before a party.


I've got 4 total.  The second (now 7 yrs old) was supposed to be twins.  Had a move from Washington to Texas, and she lost him at the end of the road trip.  She was high-risk and Military said had to move anyway.
 
2013-06-22 09:11:18 PM  

Where is your god now?!

img.fark.net

 
2013-06-22 09:11:47 PM  

sno man: ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!


Thank you!
 
2013-06-22 09:12:25 PM  

eddievercetti: Can you parents just get a sedan?


We have a sporty sedan too, but it only seats 4. We take other kids and family with us places, plus they all play sports. The extra room is great...I'm actually looking forward to travel hockey this season.

/I'm still cool, really
//SRLY
 
2013-06-22 09:12:39 PM  

Recoil Therapy: I got a Suburban when we needed to start hauling offspring around.  Of course prior to that we were squeezing two full grown newfies into the backseat of our Sentra.  That always looked amusing going down the road.  So we needed the extra room right off


Ironically, todays sedans give you a crap load of extra room and yes, pickups help as well.
 
2013-06-22 09:12:49 PM  

sno man: ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!

[img46.imageshack.us image 560x320]


i think hes trapped in a dr seuss grinch nightmare.  or i am.
 
2013-06-22 09:13:07 PM  

expobill: sno man: ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!

Thank you!


How much acid do you have to eat to think that is stylin'?
 
2013-06-22 09:13:20 PM  
Svengoolie is on MeTV? Why am I just hearing about this now?!
 
2013-06-22 09:13:50 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Svengoolie is on MeTV? Why am I just hearing about this now?!


WHAT!!! He went to my high school!
 
2013-06-22 09:13:52 PM  

ytterbium: eddievercetti: Can you parents just get a sedan?

We have a sporty sedan too, but it only seats 4. We take other kids and family with us places, plus they all play sports. The extra room is great...I'm actually looking forward to travel hockey this season.

/I'm still cool, really
//SRLY


Sporty sedan so...Audi or Chevy?
 
2013-06-22 09:15:08 PM  

eddievercetti: ytterbium: eddievercetti: Can you parents just get a sedan?

We have a sporty sedan too, but it only seats 4. We take other kids and family with us places, plus they all play sports. The extra room is great...I'm actually looking forward to travel hockey this season.

/I'm still cool, really
//SRLY

Sporty sedan so...Audi or Chevy?


VW CC
 
2013-06-22 09:15:54 PM  

R.A.Danny: Primitive Screwhead: Svengoolie is on MeTV? Why am I just hearing about this now?!

WHAT!!! He went to my high school!


Neat-o! One of the few remaining Horror Hosts out there.

SVENGOOLIE IS SCARING UP LAUGHS ON ME-TV!
 
2013-06-22 09:16:11 PM  

craigzy: sno man: ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!

[img46.imageshack.us image 560x320]

i think hes trapped in a dr seuss grinch nightmare.  or i am.


That one's new.... He has a tailor in Hamilton that does these.  Jury is out where the tailor finds these fabrics.
 
2013-06-22 09:16:27 PM  

R.A.Danny: Primitive Screwhead: Svengoolie is on MeTV? Why am I just hearing about this now?!

WHAT!!! He went to my high school!


You didn't ask.

Svengoolie at 10 Eastern.

/Finnegan appearence
 
2013-06-22 09:17:14 PM  

ytterbium: VW CC


Yes, you're cool.
 
2013-06-22 09:17:28 PM  

sno man: That one's new.... He has a tailor in Hamilton that does these.  Jury is out where the tailor finds these fabrics.


Jury's reached a verdict.
 
2013-06-22 09:17:30 PM  

R.A.Danny: Recoil Therapy: Of course prior to that we were squeezing two full grown newfies into the backseat of our Sentra

Ya b'ys ya gotcha squeezer in da ricer eh?


I meant the canine variety but I can see how you got confused as the homo sapien version tends to be big & hairy too
 
2013-06-22 09:17:52 PM  
I was just noticing the top...

More: Cool, sharks, Jaroslav Halak, nhl playoffs, brooms, Detroit, NHL

Who the hell decides on those tags anyway???
 
2013-06-22 09:18:16 PM  
Have the Minivan for loading everyone up, and my "toy" is crown vic with an Allen Supercharger pushing 7 psi (keeping it low till I get another bottom end)
 
2013-06-22 09:18:44 PM  

Recoil Therapy: R.A.Danny: Recoil Therapy: Of course prior to that we were squeezing two full grown newfies into the backseat of our Sentra

Ya b'ys ya gotcha squeezer in da ricer eh?

I meant the canine variety but I can see how you got confused as the homo sapien version tends to be big & hairy too


Aw, I blew one of my better virtual accents on dogs.
 
2013-06-22 09:19:16 PM  

sno man: craigzy: sno man: ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!

[img46.imageshack.us image 560x320]

i think hes trapped in a dr seuss grinch nightmare.  or i am.

That one's new.... He has a tailor in Hamilton that does these.  Jury is out where the tailor finds these fabrics.


Curtains or upholstery I think.  Rick Mercer went out with him & got a suit made too
 
2013-06-22 09:19:24 PM  
man this thread took a turn...usually its the hot chicks now we're talkin kids and minivans.
 
2013-06-22 09:19:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: expobill: sno man: ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!

Thank you!

How much acid do you have to eat to think that is stylin'?


Amino or battery?
 
2013-06-22 09:19:49 PM  

Smock Pot: R.A.Danny: Smock Pot: Nice, Earguy.

Has fark always sucked on an ipad or am I special?

You gotta go with the full page. I'm not a gan of the mobile version wither.

I can only reply if I switch to mobile fark. Weird.


Same here on android.
 
2013-06-22 09:20:02 PM  

R.A.Danny: Aw, I blew one of my better virtual accents on dogs.


...Well, this was a terrible sentence to speed-read.
 
2013-06-22 09:20:10 PM  

eddievercetti: ytterbium: VW CC

Yes, you're cool.


It has two 13" subwoofers and a 1000 watt amp in the trunk...your hair will literally stand on end and vibrate.
 
2013-06-22 09:20:15 PM  

ds_4815: sno man: That one's new.... He has a tailor in Hamilton that does these.  Jury is out where the tailor finds these fabrics.

Jury's reached a verdict.


hehe, seen that.  Been to a few Fabricland's never seen anything that has later become a DC suit...
 
2013-06-22 09:20:18 PM  

Dougie AXP: man this thread took a turn...usually its the hot chicks now we're talkin kids and minivans.


So does dexter
 
2013-06-22 09:20:22 PM  
let's go b's!
 
2013-06-22 09:20:28 PM  

Recoil Therapy: sno man: craigzy: sno man: ds_4815: Quick, someone get another screenshot of Don!

[img46.imageshack.us image 560x320]

i think hes trapped in a dr seuss grinch nightmare.  or i am.

That one's new.... He has a tailor in Hamilton that does these.  Jury is out where the tailor finds these fabrics.

Curtains or upholstery I think.  Rick Mercer went out with him & got a suit made too


Dammit, he couldn't a Bob Mackie original?
 
2013-06-22 09:20:41 PM  
GAME ON!
 
2013-06-22 09:20:49 PM  
"No carryover penalties nor power plays." Take a redundant alcoholic drink of booze.
 
2013-06-22 09:20:51 PM  
GO HAWKS!!

/pics
 
2013-06-22 09:21:40 PM  
This games been good so far. I hope it continues.


/Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.
 
2013-06-22 09:21:44 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-22 09:22:12 PM  
Power play!
 
2013-06-22 09:22:28 PM  
Handzy for the dive too!
 
2013-06-22 09:22:30 PM  

RminusQ: "No carryover penalties nor power plays." Take a redundant alcoholic drink of booze.


I always like my booze to be alcoholic.
 
2013-06-22 09:22:36 PM  
LOL, dive penalty
 
2013-06-22 09:22:51 PM  
Russian judge not impressed with that dive
 
2013-06-22 09:22:58 PM  
Good, they need to call dives more often.
 
2013-06-22 09:22:58 PM  

Dougie AXP: man this thread took a turn...usually its the hot chicks now we're talkin kids and minivans.


It's just like life actually.  It starts off with hot chicks taking their clothes off (hopefully) & then within a few years it turns into kids & minivans.  Then for some middle age hits & they go act creepy trying to recreate things that should just be a smile that the Mrs doesn't understand.

/and we're back
//& with 4 on 4 action to get things going
///VERY glad that they're calling diving much more these days
 
2013-06-22 09:23:02 PM  
I saw players in today's Confederations Cup game who were less willing to fall to the ground, writhing, on minor contact.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:12 PM  
Nice going blowing the man advantage on the dive.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:15 PM  
Rats.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:25 PM  
Handzus gets 2 for attempting to play the puck as he gets hooked back.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: RminusQ: "No carryover penalties nor power plays." Take a redundant alcoholic drink of booze.

I always like my booze to be alcoholic.


Non-alcoholic booze would be kind of pointless.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:29 PM  
I didn't see a dive. I saw Handzy trip over his own skate...but oh well.
 
2013-06-22 09:23:46 PM  
Olczyk makes a good point.  You want the diving to stop, don't call the hook.
 
2013-06-22 09:24:09 PM  

Dougie AXP: Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.


Yep.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 09:24:22 PM  
Can you imagine "unsportsmanslike conduct" yellow cards for flopping in soccer/football?
 
2013-06-22 09:24:25 PM  
Too small man
 
2013-06-22 09:24:42 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Dougie AXP: man this thread took a turn...usually its the hot chicks now we're talkin kids and minivans.

It's just like life actually.  It starts off with hot chicks taking their clothes off (hopefully) & then within a few years it turns into kids & minivans.  Then for some middle age hits & they go act creepy trying to recreate things that should just be a smile that the Mrs doesn't understand.

/and we're back
//& with 4 on 4 action to get things going
///VERY glad that they're calling diving much more these days


See I can't seem to keep a woman around so I just spend my money on stupidly expensive cars.

/2013 Camaro ZL1
//2014 Audi S5 incoming.
 
2013-06-22 09:24:49 PM  

Dougie AXP: This games been good so far. I hope it continues.


/Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.


He twited from the 300 level
 
2013-06-22 09:24:53 PM  

ytterbium: eddievercetti: ytterbium: VW CC

Yes, you're cool.

It has two 13" subwoofers and a 1000 watt amp in the trunk...your hair will literally stand on end and vibrate.


And you'll go deaf.
 
2013-06-22 09:24:56 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Good, they need to call dives more often.


img.fark.net

Except for the Triple Lindy.  That one should be allowed.
 
2013-06-22 09:25:45 PM  

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.

Yep.

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


lokis_mentor: Dougie AXP: This games been good so far. I hope it continues.


/Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.

He twited from the 300 level


Nice. Probably told Vince to go eff himself.
 
2013-06-22 09:26:03 PM  
I'm having dinner with my dad. There'd better be bonus hockey so that I can see a decent amount of the game.
 
2013-06-22 09:26:06 PM  

syrynxx: Can you imagine "unsportsmanslike conduct" yellow cards for flopping in soccer/football?


after a season it'd nearly make it watchable.
 
2013-06-22 09:26:07 PM  

dietbubba: Olczyk makes a good point.  You want the diving to stop, don't call the hook.


No, you do need to call the hook because it IS a legitimate penalty.

Diving/embellishment just needs to be a double minor. THAT will stop things in a big hurry

/or just a 2 min with a 10 min misconduct thrown in.  That would stop things quickly too if the coach had to shuffle his lines for half the period because you dove
 
2013-06-22 09:27:15 PM  
Okay, the Minions are cute.
 
2013-06-22 09:27:37 PM  

Recoil Therapy: dietbubba: Olczyk makes a good point.  You want the diving to stop, don't call the hook.

No, you do need to call the hook because it IS a legitimate penalty.

Diving/embellishment just needs to be a double minor. THAT will stop things in a big hurry

/or just a 2 min with a 10 min misconduct thrown in.  That would stop things quickly too if the coach had to shuffle his lines for half the period because you dove


Yeah, that'd work.
 
2013-06-22 09:27:38 PM  

Recoil Therapy: dietbubba: Olczyk makes a good point.  You want the diving to stop, don't call the hook.

No, you do need to call the hook because it IS a legitimate penalty.

Diving/embellishment just needs to be a double minor. THAT will stop things in a big hurry

/or just a 2 min with a 10 min misconduct thrown in.  That would stop things quickly too if the coach had to shuffle his lines for half the period because you dove


That would be especially bad for the Canucks.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:13 PM  
KANER! YEEHA!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:13 PM  
Wooooooo
 
2013-06-22 09:28:14 PM  
GOOOOAAAALLLL!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:22 PM  
CHI-CA-GOAL!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:26 PM  
Another Chicago goal! F*ck yeah!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:28 PM  
Well, I can put away my "tied" graphics for a while.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:29 PM  
Rut Row
 
2013-06-22 09:28:29 PM  
Kanerx2!!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:30 PM  
YESSS!!!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:30 PM  
Uh Huh!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:31 PM  

lokis_mentor: Dougie AXP: This games been good so far. I hope it continues.


/Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.

He twited from the 300 level


those look like great seats for 300 level

and KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
 
2013-06-22 09:28:31 PM  
Ruh roh
 
2013-06-22 09:28:32 PM  
dammit all to hell
 
2013-06-22 09:28:34 PM  
Kaner Kaner!!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:28:34 PM  
Kane smells blood.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:36 PM  
CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
2013-06-22 09:28:41 PM  
Kane. AGAIN
 
2013-06-22 09:28:48 PM  
GOD. DAMMIT.

Beer three.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:54 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

B's playing like ass tonight.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:55 PM  

eddievercetti: ytterbium: eddievercetti: ytterbium: VW CC

Yes, you're cool.

It has two 13" subwoofers and a 1000 watt amp in the trunk...your hair will literally stand on end and vibrate.

And you'll go deaf.


I very rarely turn it up, LCD Soundsystem is my jam though.

Kaner!!!!! Neighborhood is going nuts.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:56 PM  
BOSTON NEEDS TO LEARN TO INVEST IN GOALS INSTEAD OF FIAT CURRENCY
img.fark.net

Kane Goal 2
 
2013-06-22 09:29:02 PM  
Boston 0-2 Chicago (2nd, 14:47)

Patrick Kane is going to win this Cup by himself if he has to.
 
2013-06-22 09:29:06 PM  
That's gotta be...that's gotta be KANE!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:29:12 PM  
CHICAGOOOOOOAL!!!

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 09:29:13 PM  

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: Wonder if CM Punk is in the house.

Yep.

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


awesome
 
2013-06-22 09:29:22 PM  

pophockeyculture.files.wordpress.com
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLL LLLLLLLLLLL

 
2013-06-22 09:29:30 PM  
douchebag for his 2nd goal of the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
 
2013-06-22 09:29:42 PM  
One more for the hat trick, Kane. Rub it in.
 
2013-06-22 09:29:53 PM  
B's need to step it up if my prediction is going to come true.
 
2013-06-22 09:29:53 PM  
F*#'!!!
 
2013-06-22 09:30:10 PM  
I'm gonna put on a hat so I can take it off later.
 
2013-06-22 09:30:32 PM  
I'm starting to think we might not get any bonus hockey at all.
 
2013-06-22 09:30:53 PM  
surprised only 2
 
2013-06-22 09:31:06 PM  

Foaming: I'm starting to think we might not get any bonus hockey at all.


Remember when the Bruins were going to be eliminated, but came back?
 
2013-06-22 09:31:21 PM  
cut off his oxygen...
 
2013-06-22 09:31:22 PM  
still plenty of time left...

and crawford still has his glove side.
 
2013-06-22 09:31:35 PM  
Oh and a power play for Blackhawks.  It would be a shame to go up 3-0 if the Hawks could score off power plays.
 
2013-06-22 09:31:50 PM  

R.A.Danny: I'm gonna put on a hat so I can take it off later.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 09:32:03 PM  
And we return to the usual Hawks power fail.
 
2013-06-22 09:32:17 PM  

Earguy: Foaming: I'm starting to think we might not get any bonus hockey at all.

Remember when the Bruins were going to be eliminated, but came back?


There's also Game 4.

/Sulu just met the samurai
 
2013-06-22 09:32:23 PM  

Earguy: Foaming: I'm starting to think we might not get any bonus hockey at all.

Remember when the Bruins were going to be eliminated, but came back?


I refer to it as "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was"
 
2013-06-22 09:32:37 PM  
At least the Hawks got a shot off this PP
 
2013-06-22 09:33:10 PM  
Hawks' powerplay sucks balls.
 
2013-06-22 09:33:39 PM  
shockingly enough no power play goal
 
2013-06-22 09:34:11 PM  
hows hossa?  he played a shift yet?  havent heard his name
 
2013-06-22 09:34:14 PM  

R.A.Danny: I'm gonna put on a hat so I can take it off later.


I just put on my hat that I got at the playoff game in 2010 when Kane got a hat trick against Vancouver.
 
2013-06-22 09:34:15 PM  
and right as i say that, kane almost converts the natural hat trick
 
2013-06-22 09:34:18 PM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Hawks' powerplay sucks balls.


It took a 5 on 4 off a 5 on 3 to score.
 
2013-06-22 09:35:01 PM  
Oh hey, it's an ad.   SFW  NSFW
 
2013-06-22 09:35:08 PM  
Can Nick Backstrom, center for the Washington Capitals, make 15 putts in 15 seconds?
 
2013-06-22 09:35:27 PM