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(NHL)   NHL 2013 Playoff thread #44 ...no rly. Stanley Cup Finals game 5 from the Second City where even the pizza is funny. Can the Hawks feather their nest at home? Can the Bruins clip the Hawks wings? Can we have more bonus hockey? Game onnnnn @ 8ET(ish)   (nhl.com) divider line 913
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2013-06-22 11:37:53 AM  
No...no more bonus hockey.
 
2013-06-22 11:38:04 AM  
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2013-06-22 11:41:03 AM  
I have to work tonight, which blows. But I'm off work on game 6 and (if neccissary game 7)
 
2013-06-22 11:50:01 AM  
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2013-06-22 12:03:47 PM  
44 threads? Subby's green count must have went up pretty high this year
 
2013-06-22 12:04:23 PM  
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2013-06-22 12:17:25 PM  
Boston wins 4-3
 
2013-06-22 12:20:05 PM  

Primitive Screwhead:


That Hanson Bros. picture is great.

Did you hear them on Felger and Mazz before Game 4?
 
2013-06-22 12:34:30 PM  
Hawwwwwwwwwks.
 
2013-06-22 12:36:56 PM  

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:

That Hanson Bros. picture is great.

Did you hear them on Felger and Mazz before Game 4?


fun fact, Chris Hanson (Dave (on the right) Hanson's son)  Played this year in Providence.
He was un-drafted and when Burke was shaking the bushes for any anyone, he signed with the Leafs... Wasington picked him up for a year in '11 and Boston last year.
 
2013-06-22 12:44:13 PM  
Gentleman,

I am already on probation for non-hockey reasons with the GF, who is a staunch Bruins fan. She will likely be posting under my name later this evening. However, she's cool about letting you know that it's her, which should be obvious because I know sh*t about hockey other than being seriously entertained by it (am an NFL guy).

Anyway, I need you Bruins fans to will some positive vibes down to New Orleans because if they lose, she's going cut off my johnson as she's already furious with me.

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I don't think you folks understand - she's going to end my life if the Bruins lose. Unless I dive off the balcony, which has always been a valid option I've kept in mind and would likely resort to out of stark fear.

Please, dear god, please help me.
 
2013-06-22 12:49:44 PM  
OK, "Gentlemen."
 
2013-06-22 12:57:41 PM  

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:
That Hanson Bros. picture is great.
Did you hear them on Felger and Mazz before Game 4?


I missed it. Thanks for the head up. If anyone else is interested you can catch it here The Hanson Brothers invade Felger & Mazz

sno man: fun fact, Chris Hanson (Dave (on the right) Hanson's son)  Played this year in Providence.
He was un-drafted and when Burke was shaking the bushes for any anyone, he signed with the Leafs... Wasington picked him up for a year in '11 and Boston last year.


I watched him play a few times, on the same line with Caron. He's pretty good Center.
 
2013-06-22 01:00:25 PM  
 
2013-06-22 01:07:25 PM  

sno man: fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:

That Hanson Bros. picture is great.

Did you hear them on Felger and Mazz before Game 4?

fun fact, Chris Hanson (Dave (on the right) Hanson's son)  Played this year in Providence.
He was un-drafted and when Burke was shaking the bushes for any anyone, he signed with the Leafs... Wasington picked him up for a year in '11 and Boston last year.


I forgot which one it was, but during the interview with Felger and Mazz he talked about playing with Keon and Jonny Pie.

I called my dad to ask him about it because he's really good friends with Pie and Keon, and he was already on the horn with Dave asking about playing with him...small hockey world.
 
2013-06-22 01:08:47 PM  

dickfreckle: Gentleman,

I am already on probation for non-hockey reasons with the GF, who is a staunch Bruins fan. She will likely be posting under my name later this evening. However, she's cool about letting you know that it's her, which should be obvious because I know sh*t about hockey other than being seriously entertained by it (am an NFL guy).

Anyway, I need you Bruins fans to will some positive vibes down to New Orleans because if they lose, she's going cut off my johnson as she's already furious with me.



I don't think you folks understand - she's going to end my life if the Bruins lose. Unless I dive off the balcony, which has always been a valid option I've kept in mind and would likely resort to out of stark fear.

Please, dear god, please help me.


Well for your cock's sake and the Bruins sake, I hope they win tonight.

I wanna see the Cup raised by the B's in Boston, and allow the crowd to give Buttman the booing he really needs.
 
2013-06-22 01:10:05 PM  

dickfreckle: OK, "Gentlemen."


show her this...
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and cook her dinner...
 
2013-06-22 01:13:20 PM  

sno man: [imageshack.us image 400x400]
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Ha!  Hedging your bets?

This series is going 7.  That's the only thing I'd bet on.  Hawks fan, but hot damn, this is going to be one of the most even series ever.
 
2013-06-22 01:13:47 PM  
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2013-06-22 01:16:49 PM  

fatalvenom: No...no more bonus hockey.


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2013-06-22 01:17:55 PM  

downstairs: sno man: [imageshack.us image 400x400]
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Ha!  Hedging your bets?

This series is going 7.  That's the only thing I'd bet on.  Hawks fan, but hot damn, this is going to be one of the most even series ever.


I got some grief a game or two ago about the Boston one, and that either way there weren't all that many games left... I'm kinda riffing on that. AND LOVING THIS SERIES!
 
2013-06-22 01:25:55 PM  

buckeyebrain: fatalvenom: No...no more bonus hockey.


Hey, when you root for a team involved it's stroke-inducing.

I'm about to turn 29...I don't need to die this young.
 
2013-06-22 01:26:42 PM  

fatalvenom: buckeyebrain: fatalvenom: No...no more bonus hockey.

Hey, when you root for a team involved it's stroke-inducing.

I'm about to turn 29...I don't need to die this young.


Err...about to 30.

/been drinking since 10:30
 
2013-06-22 01:28:11 PM  

sno man: downstairs: sno man: [imageshack.us image 400x400]
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Ha!  Hedging your bets?

This series is going 7.  That's the only thing I'd bet on.  Hawks fan, but hot damn, this is going to be one of the most even series ever.

I got some grief a game or two ago about the Boston one, and that either way there weren't all that many games left... I'm kinda riffing on that. AND LOVING THIS SERIES!


Indeed.  I have to be honest, I'm not a die-hard Hawks fan.  I don't watch regular season hockey, but I lived in Chicago for 30+ years... so I gotta root for them.  I always watch the Stanley Cup Finals though, no matter who's in.  Its kinda weird... I rank hockey way down in terms of my favorite sport... but I rank their finals as pretty much the best championship in sports.  Maybe next to the World Cup (soccer).

You're almost guaranteed edge-of-your-seat action the whole time.

I actually find myself rooting for a 7-game series moreso than a Hawks win.  Though I won't be dissapointed if the Hawks somehow blow out the next two games.
 
2013-06-22 01:44:12 PM  

sno man: downstairs: sno man: [imageshack.us image 400x400]
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Ha!  Hedging your bets?

This series is going 7.  That's the only thing I'd bet on.  Hawks fan, but hot damn, this is going to be one of the most even series ever.

I got some grief a game or two ago about the Boston one, and that either way there weren't all that many games left... I'm kinda riffing on that. AND LOVING THIS SERIES!


You need to post that one and the bear one again...you didn't post it last game.
 
2013-06-22 01:48:35 PM  
Well fark.  I had a nice big post essentially recapping the playoff season as I've watched it & some highlights of threads here ..... and ..... my browser crashed wiping it all out.  So instead.... hi everyone.  6.5 hours to game time.

Go Bruins for the simple reason as stated above - Boston fans really know how to boo & Bergman would really hear it well after game six if they take the next two.

So go Boston.  That said, I wouldn't mind another 3OT game or two along the way.....
 
2013-06-22 01:53:26 PM  
here you go... for tradition...
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2013-06-22 01:54:28 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Boston wins 4-3


This prediction almost guarantees a blackhawks win, right?
 
2013-06-22 02:05:49 PM  

Frank N Stein: Popcorn Johnny: Boston wins 4-3

This prediction almost guarantees a blackhawks win, right?


I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

/ thank you sno man
 
2013-06-22 02:06:20 PM  
Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

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2013-06-22 02:15:46 PM  

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

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Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!!!!
At the Scotiabank Saddledome!
It's the high flying!
Death defying!
Jet Ski Stunt Spectacular!!

We'll sell you the seat but you'll only need the edge....and a snorkle
 
2013-06-22 02:17:02 PM  

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

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that's a 'shop, but a fair representation of where the water is up to...
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This one looks real, but it's hard to get context with the lights off and not much in the way of reference points.
 
2013-06-22 02:23:58 PM  

fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.


Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.
 
2013-06-22 02:38:33 PM  
Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...
 
2013-06-22 02:43:14 PM  

sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...


Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.
 
2013-06-22 02:58:30 PM  

Rev.K: sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...

Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.


Stay safe, and you may want to consider direct deposit!
 
2013-06-22 02:59:35 PM  

Rev.K: sno man: Everyone okay in you're world out there, Rev.K? Some of the stuff on the news is almost unbelievable...

Yes, thanks to urban sprawl, I'm many, many miles from the river and flooding is non-existent in my neighborhood.

Everyone is being asked to stay in their homes and not interfere with emergency services, but there's several morons who have gone into the water and needed rescue.

I work downtown, which is flooded all over and without power. I already know I'm not going to work on Monday and Tuesday.

I just hope I still get my paycheck on Tuesday.


Yea the Ceeb was just saying it'll be mid next week before power is back downtown.  Here's hoping your payroll is done out in the 'burbs.

The Stampede grounds look like they might still be pretty soggy in a couple of weeks for the Stampede too.
They are going to have a lot of work to do in the Saddledome to get it up to speed for the fall... Even the dressing rooms are flooded. Jumbotron/center ice clock was on the floor, and is under water.  I hope the ice plant is going to be okay. or they might need to find somewhere else to start the season.
 
2013-06-22 03:05:26 PM  

Rev.K: Inside the Saddledome in Calgary right now.

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Good thing that the Flames aren't in the Finals right now..... not a very big worry I realize but still.

/glad to hear that you're on the dry side of town Rev.
 
2013-06-22 03:36:37 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.


Um, no...you've shoat your hate in these threads since they started.

Just because you hate the Blackhawks, doesn't mean you need to ruin the Bruins chances by rooting for them.

If you want the Blackhawks to lose, stay your ass down and STFU.

Silence is farking golden dick-breath.
 
2013-06-22 03:40:07 PM  

fatalvenom: Um, no...you've shoat your hate in these threads since they started.

Just because you hate the Blackhawks, doesn't mean you need to ruin the Bruins chances by rooting for them.

If you want the Blackhawks to lose, stay your ass down and STFU.

Silence is farking golden dick-breath.


See parents, this is what happens when you don't raise your children correctly.
 
2013-06-22 03:53:07 PM  
Popcorn Johnny: See parents, this is what happens when you don't raise your children correctly.

Ah the irony.....

As mentioned in the title, this is the 44th thread this playoff season.  You really don't want people to look back (those who still haven't 'ignored' you & can see you that is...) & find all the crap you've been spewing for months.  About the worst I can remember of fatalvenom is the one night early on when he was trashed & let his cat become a short lived internet meme.  The ratio of your crap to his is pretty one sided.  Boston vs. Pittsburgh total goals would be a good example with you being Pittsburgh.
 
2013-06-22 04:01:21 PM  

Recoil Therapy: The ratio of your crap to his


I'm not spewing any crap, if anything I've had a consistent message for this entire playoffs, that message being that all things Chicago suck.
 
2013-06-22 05:09:15 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Recoil Therapy: The ratio of your crap to his

I'm not spewing any crap, if anything I've had a consistent message for this entire playoffs, that message being that all things Chicago suck.


That sounds like a case of... EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA!
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2013-06-22 05:54:18 PM  
I see tonight's thread has already been shat upon. No where to go but up.
 
2013-06-22 06:30:20 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.


Wait, did I just read this guy says to grow the hell up?
 
2013-06-22 06:42:17 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Popcorn Johnny: fatalvenom: I really wish this asscoont would stop his thread-shiating.

Welcome to Fark, where posting a prediction makes you an " asscoont thread shiatter"

All kidding aside, grow the hell up.

Wait, did I just read this guy says to grow the hell up?


Why yes he did.

He keeps making me look great.
 
2013-06-22 06:43:03 PM  
www.size12.com
 
2013-06-22 06:45:18 PM  
Looks like we're going to see the Angry Swede on the Bruins 4th line tonight.
 
2013-06-22 06:49:49 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Looks like we're going to see the Angry Swede on the Bruins 4th line tonight.


"Why? Because I'm the coach, and because I can," said Julien

It's good to be the coach.
 
2013-06-22 07:08:38 PM  
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