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(Mother Nature Network)   Thirteen years into the 21st century and men-only gardening clubs are growing like weeds   (mnn.com) divider line 65
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2013-06-22 03:01:40 AM
You're on, Subbs. I'll stack my hydrangea and fuchsia against your geraniums and calla lilies. Geraniums. Phhhpt!
 
2013-06-22 03:20:39 AM
PLANT FIGHT!
*runs away*
 
2013-06-22 03:28:42 AM
My basil will conquer you all with her broad leaves and alluring aroma
 
2013-06-22 06:32:47 AM
There's a weed joke in here somewhere but I just can't find it.
 
2013-06-22 08:03:05 AM

dickfreckle: There's a weed joke in here somewhere but I just can't find it.


Something about potted plants...
 
2013-06-22 08:45:49 AM
I'm interested in these gardening groups. Gardening has been a hobby of mine since I got to Tokyo. This year's crop looks to be unsuccessful, though. With the help of other gardening men, I think I could get my green thumb back.

JO, not anything weird.
 
2013-06-22 08:47:38 AM
It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

Soon the nagging women will be claiming that this is discriminatory, and will put a stop to it.

This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-06-22 08:50:57 AM

WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

Soon the nagging women will be claiming that this is discriminatory, and will put a stop to it.

This is why we can't have nice things.


After school yesterday, my son (8yo) was invited to a neighbor's house where two girls from his class threw him a surprise birthday party. They made a cake and even prepared a birthday song for him. As they sang, he clapped along, but after they finished one girl got mad and started crying. She felt he wasn't clapping along enough.

He got home and told me what happened. "I was clapping and was happy. Why was she so mad? Why isn't she happy too?"

I told him that he learned a great lesson. Girls are never happy, so don't worry about it.
 
2013-06-22 08:53:52 AM
Pansies...
 
2013-06-22 08:56:40 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

Soon the nagging women will be claiming that this is discriminatory, and will put a stop to it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

After school yesterday, my son (8yo) was invited to a neighbor's house where two girls from his class threw him a surprise birthday party. They made a cake and even prepared a birthday song for him. As they sang, he clapped along, but after they finished one girl got mad and started crying. She felt he wasn't clapping along enough.

He got home and told me what happened. "I was clapping and was happy. Why was she so mad? Why isn't she happy too?"

I told him that he learned a great lesson. Girls are never happy, so don't worry about it.


Actually, if she's anything like my wife, she was probably angry because he was happy.
 
2013-06-22 08:57:08 AM
The first rule of Men Only Gardening Club is that you definitely won't want to talk about it
 
2013-06-22 08:57:55 AM
a group of male gardners could be called something else....... farmers.
 
2013-06-22 09:02:39 AM

WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.


We already have those.  They are called golf courses.
 
2013-06-22 09:03:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

Soon the nagging women will be claiming that this is discriminatory, and will put a stop to it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

After school yesterday, my son (8yo) was invited to a neighbor's house where two girls from his class threw him a surprise birthday party. They made a cake and even prepared a birthday song for him. As they sang, he clapped along, but after they finished one girl got mad and started crying. She felt he wasn't clapping along enough.

He got home and told me what happened. "I was clapping and was happy. Why was she so mad? Why isn't she happy too?"

I told him that he learned a great lesson. Girls are never happy, so don't worry about it.


The angry little girl was probably mad that the son was paying too much attention to the other girl.  Inter-gender politics 101.  You son must learn how to best manipulate both of them to meet his own personal ends.  Great lesson indeed.
 
2013-06-22 09:05:09 AM

CaliNJGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

We already have those.  They are called golf courses.


Have you been golfing recently? I went last week with a couple buddies. The foursome in front of us was a group of dumpy, middle-aged women. As they were incredibly bad, and incredibly slow, we heard all about their husbands ("has-beends") and their rotten children. It sucked.
 
2013-06-22 09:05:30 AM
cl.jroo.me
 
2013-06-22 09:10:47 AM
Square Foot Gardening FTW!
 
2013-06-22 09:17:39 AM
Food gardening is men's work.  Dad was a teacher and spent his summers growing tons of vegetables to put in the freezer for the winter. Flower gardening is for women and gays. My fairy godfather and his partner had fabulous violets.  Both are useful pursuits.

/ Time to water the habaneros
 
2013-06-22 09:21:40 AM
Stop the patriarchy.  It is sexist.

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2013-06-22 09:22:10 AM

WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

Soon the nagging women will be claiming that this is discriminatory, and will put a stop to it.

This is why we can't have nice things.


Ya, they'll soon be demanding entry, then men will just stop going because of rules to solve made-up problems.  We're seeing this take place in the gaming industry, atheism conventions, and "Comic-con" type events.  The only thing helping men with women trying to force their way into video gaming is the Internet.  (see Rule 16)
 
2013-06-22 09:22:12 AM
W T F
 
2013-06-22 09:23:14 AM
The accidental script below is more interesting than the post itself.
 
2013-06-22 09:24:36 AM

WhippingBoy: CaliNJGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

We already have those.  They are called golf courses.

Have you been golfing recently? I went last week with a couple buddies. The foursome in front of us was a group of dumpy, middle-aged women. As they were incredibly bad, and incredibly slow, we heard all about their husbands ("has-beends") and their rotten children. It sucked.


I play every week.  You're playing at the wrong course(s).
 
2013-06-22 09:25:29 AM

WhippingBoy: AverageAmericanGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

Soon the nagging women will be claiming that this is discriminatory, and will put a stop to it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

After school yesterday, my son (8yo) was invited to a neighbor's house where two girls from his class threw him a surprise birthday party. They made a cake and even prepared a birthday song for him. As they sang, he clapped along, but after they finished one girl got mad and started crying. She felt he wasn't clapping along enough.

He got home and told me what happened. "I was clapping and was happy. Why was she so mad? Why isn't she happy too?"

I told him that he learned a great lesson. Girls are never happy, so don't worry about it.

Actually, if she's anything like my wife, she was probably angry because he was happy.


A great post made greater. I live your pain. Sadly, too many do.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:02 AM

Enemabag Jones: The accidental script below is more interesting than the post itself.


So, what you are trying to say is that you accidentally.
 
2013-06-22 09:28:19 AM

nubstix: a group of male gardners could be called something else....... farmers.


I prefer this group to actual farmers. This group probably pays property taxes and doesn't b***h about the idea of not using corn for everything.

/Born and raised in Indiana
//We as a country grow too much damn corn
 
2013-06-22 09:31:27 AM
Only male urine for my compost.
 
2013-06-22 09:36:04 AM
uber humper
Enemabag Jones: The accidental script below is more interesting than the post itself.
So, what you are trying to say is that you accidentally.

Fark is full of being thinking out loud, and quite often in boring ways. I can admit to be boring too sometimes.

You should stop trying to make yourself special by being a bully to possible marks.

You don't need to push people down to make yourself different. Grow up.
 
2013-06-22 09:36:55 AM
Here I thought it was a little weird I do the food gardening in our family. Maybe its the way we bring something into this world. Women bring squalling brats who suck the bank account dry; we bring tasty organically grown tomatoes that don't taste like mushy wax into this world.
 
2013-06-22 09:37:46 AM

wellreadneck: Only male urine for my compost.


your tumbler if made in the last 25 years should be outfitted with a squat rack. The feminists are even in our compost.
 
2013-06-22 09:44:16 AM
I enjoy gardening, and I can still kick your ass.

/ITG
//come at me bro
 
2013-06-22 09:44:19 AM
Just,  NO!
 
2013-06-22 09:49:53 AM
I grow barley, wheat, and hops.
 
2013-06-22 09:51:39 AM

uber humper: wellreadneck: Only male urine for my compost.

your tumbler if made in the last 25 years should be outfitted with a squat rack. The feminists are even in our compost.


Nothing new. I remember my great grandmother pausing briefly, fluffing out her long skirt, and calmly pissing at the end of a row of corn she had just hoed.

Of course, that has nothing to do with my homosexuality.
 
2013-06-22 09:54:15 AM

Enemabag Jones: uber humper
Enemabag Jones: The accidental script below is more interesting than the post itself.
So, what you are trying to say is that you accidentally.

Fark is full of being thinking out loud, and quite often in boring ways. I can admit to be boring too sometimes.

You should stop trying to make yourself special by being a bully to possible marks.

You don't need to push people down to make yourself different. Grow up.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 09:55:34 AM

CaliNJGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

We already have those.  They are called golf courses.


But golf suuuuuucks! Can't we do something, y'know, actually fun!?
 
2013-06-22 09:59:12 AM

wellreadneck: uber humper: wellreadneck: Only male urine for my compost.

your tumbler if made in the last 25 years should be outfitted with a squat rack. The feminists are even in our compost.

Nothing new. I remember my great grandmother pausing briefly, fluffing out her long skirt, and calmly pissing at the end of a row of corn she had just hoed.

Of course, that has nothing to do with my homosexuality.


Old ladies like that always had to dust their bush for spider mites.
 
2013-06-22 10:09:12 AM

ajgeek: CaliNJGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

We already have those.  They are called golf courses.

But golf suuuuuucks! Can't we do something, y'know, actually fun!?


You can go "fish" if you don't want to "golf." Or you can go and have a beer while people fish or golf.
 
2013-06-22 10:10:35 AM

ajgeek: CaliNJGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

We already have those.  They are called golf courses.

But golf suuuuuucks! Can't we do something, y'know, actually fun!?


Fishin
 
2013-06-22 10:11:53 AM

ajgeek: CaliNJGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

We already have those.  They are called golf courses.

But golf suuuuuucks! Can't we do something, y'know, actually fun!?


What you do isn't really that important. The important thing is that you get away with your buddies somewhere where there are no women to spoil anything.
 
2013-06-22 10:13:34 AM
If you have to smoke and drink outside. Might as well make it pleasant.
 
2013-06-22 10:13:47 AM
You ever sat around with other guys who grew weed and talked about growing weed... ON WEED???
 
2013-06-22 10:14:03 AM

WhippingBoy: ajgeek: CaliNJGuy: WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

We already have those.  They are called golf courses.

But golf suuuuuucks! Can't we do something, y'know, actually fun!?

What you do isn't really that important. The important thing is that you get away with your buddies somewhere where there are no women to spoil anything.


Take up cigar smoking. That gets the women to skedaddle, except the gold diggers.
 
2013-06-22 10:17:00 AM

WhippingBoy: It's a place for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women.

Soon the nagging women will be claiming that this is discriminatory, and will put a stop to it.

This is why we can't have nice things.


Strip clubs are places for men to congregate without having to put up with nagging women. And the Freemason lodge, and the Knights of Columbus, and the Moose, and the Elk, and the Eagles. And the American Legion. And the Mannerchor.

I never really thought about how many fraternal organizations there were in this 12k population town before.
 
2013-06-22 10:21:27 AM

uber humper: Enemabag Jones: The accidental script below is more interesting than the post itself.

So, what you are trying to say is that you accidentally.


Ok, I guess a lot of farkers just discovered this or something, but i accidentally is old hat
 
2013-06-22 10:26:38 AM
It's not "Men only gardening clubs are not growing like weeds", it's "Men only gardening clubs are growing weed".

/ftfy
 
2013-06-22 10:27:26 AM

ransack.: uber humper: Enemabag Jones: The accidental script below is more interesting than the post itself.

So, what you are trying to say is that you accidentally.

Ok, I guess a lot of farkers just discovered this or something, but i accidentally is old hat


Look at the graph, looks like it had a huge uptick today.  I'm glad I dusted it off.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 10:37:59 AM

uber humper: ransack.: uber humper: Enemabag Jones: The accidental script below is more interesting than the post itself.

So, what you are trying to say is that you accidentally.

Ok, I guess a lot of farkers just discovered this or something, but i accidentally is old hat

Look at the graph, looks like it had a huge uptick today.  I'm glad I dusted it off.


Wow that is quite a spike. You say you're the one what that done that?

the op about RAR files made me lol the first time I read it. I still don't know what was done. Deleted? Downloaded? Copied? Moved? Renamed? There's a lot of F-keys
 
2013-06-22 10:39:22 AM
Also we are only in the 12th year of the 21st century which began 1 January 2001. Surprised nobody mentioned that yet.
 
2013-06-22 10:41:42 AM

ransack.: uber humper: ransack.: uber humper: Enemabag Jones: The accidental script below is more interesting than the post itself.

So, what you are trying to say is that you accidentally.

Ok, I guess a lot of farkers just discovered this or something, but i accidentally is old hat

Look at the graph, looks like it had a huge uptick today.  I'm glad I dusted it off.

Wow that is quite a spike. You say you're the one what that done that?

the op about RAR files made me lol the first time I read it. I still don't know what was done. Deleted? Downloaded? Copied? Moved? Renamed? There's a lot of F-keys


I can't say I did that (Fark is to credit, anyhow) but the high is June, that's as granular as that gets.
 
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