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(UPI)   The terrorists *cough* have *cough cough* already won *wheeze*   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Weill Cornell Medical College, Department of Public Health, smoking rates, Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System, opportunity costs, doctor's visit, Oklahoma City Bombing, percent increase  
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8063 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jun 2013 at 4:16 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-22 04:59:06 AM  
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HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: smoking is a symbol of freedom

Come again?

After this cigarette, honey.
2013-06-22 04:37:32 AM  
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Tell you what. I'd rather every single person in America take up smoking and die of cancer than have the NSA spy on citizens.

At least smoking is a symbol of freedom. What the NSA is doing is what we thought we found so abhorrent about the USSR.

Give me cars, cigarettes, guns, and alcohol. Give me a road that goes on for a thousand miles, and let me go go go.

This used to be America. It still can be, but it's gonna take a revolution to get it back.
2013-06-22 04:35:08 AM  
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At least we now have a new party to blame in the conspiracy theory game. If anyone can find a link between Dick Cheney and Marlboro they can weave a beautiful tapestry of lies, that the truthers will eat up.
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