AverageAmericanGuy: smoking is a symbol of freedom
HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: smoking is a symbol of freedomCome again?
Mock26: No one has ever died from smoking.
HotWingAgenda: Mock26: No one has ever died from smoking.If a man dies from a heart attack, blood clot, or other cardiopulmonary sort of event while smoking due to nicotine's vasoconstrictive properties, would you not count that as death by smoking? If a motorcyclist is thrown from his bike at 90 miles an hour and splatters his head on the pavement, it's still considered death by motorcycle.
AverageAmericanGuy: Give me cars, cigarettes, guns, and alcohol. Give me a road that goes on for a thousand miles, and let me go go go.
AverageAmericanGuy: Tell you what. I'd rather every single person in America take up smoking and die of cancer than have the NSA spy on citizens.At least smoking is a symbol of freedom. What the NSA is doing is what we thought we found so abhorrent about the USSR.Give me cars, cigarettes, guns, and alcohol. Give me a road that goes on for a thousand miles, and let me go go go.This used to be America. It still can be, but it's gonna take a revolution to get it back.
SpdrJay: I heard the NSA was putting tiny microphones in cigarettes.....
HotWingAgenda: That's more like a "George Bush, Jr." induced increase in smoking. The stress levels line up perfectly with his reign of unholy terror, and I'll bet they magically went back down a bit in 2009.
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