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(Daily Mail)   Walmart caters to bachelors by offering meat and taters in single easy open sack   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
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2013-06-21 08:31:43 PM
I am tired of these motherfarking snakes in my motherfarking potatoes!
 
2013-06-21 08:41:48 PM
Corn snakes are a good source of both protein and fiber

/tastes like chicken
 
2013-06-21 08:55:50 PM
the snake is a metaphor for their low prices
 
2013-06-21 08:56:03 PM
The meal would be more complete if the bag also contained a mushroom, mushroom.
 
2013-06-21 08:56:23 PM
Welcome to sodium country!
 
2013-06-21 08:56:55 PM
Lady (who just happens to have a reptile enclosure from a previous pet... wink) is a lying coont that wants money and/or to be on the TV.
 
2013-06-21 08:57:38 PM
The first thing that Raygor did when she discovered the snake was call Walmart.
'First they told me I should bring it to the lawn and garden department and they'd take care of it.'
Understandably dissatisfied, Raygor asked to speak to the manager.

'He said if I had a receipt, I could get a refund.'

Walmart: Lower Prices, Lower IQs
 
2013-06-21 08:59:08 PM
Lisa: Mrs. Glick, who killed all the rats in your basement?
Mrs. Glick: Snake did.
Lisa: And you love snakes, don't you Mr. White?
Barry White: I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby.
 
2013-06-21 08:59:19 PM
Please don't tell my husband.
 
2013-06-21 08:59:24 PM
You want an apology?  Hey, FREE SNAKE.
 
2013-06-21 09:01:01 PM
free hat

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 09:04:50 PM
I love snakes. Boil em up, mash em, stick em in a stew.
 
2013-06-21 09:05:05 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Lady (who just happens to have a reptile enclosure from a previous pet... wink) is a lying coont that wants money and/or to be on the TV.


THIS.  Those kind of potato sacks are clear in the back so you can see the potatoes.  You sure as shiat would be able to see a 3 ft corn snake in there.  Well she has internet fame now.  She made it on a a British tabloid site and Fark.
 
2013-06-21 09:05:24 PM
The women is better at snake guessing than I would have expected. That is, indeed, a cornsnake. It would make a nice pet for somebody.
 
2013-06-21 09:07:17 PM
FTA: 'I think they need to find out where it came from. They owe me an apology.

No, they don't. It's called shiat happens. They do not need to apologize to you because a snake somehow managed to sneak its way into a bag of potatoes. If said snake had intentionally been put into that bag as part of an insane conspiracy to fark with you, a complete nobody with zero importance in the world, then yes they would owe you an apology. But they didn't, so take the free snake and go away.
 
2013-06-21 09:08:41 PM
DNRTFA but so we're talking about cock and balls?
 
2013-06-21 09:09:04 PM
Sounds like bullshiat to me.
 
2013-06-21 09:09:07 PM
why not just relax and eat Watermelon Oreos
 
2013-06-21 09:10:26 PM

Little_Dictator: FTA: 'I think they need to find out where it came from. They owe me an apology.

No, they don't. It's called shiat happens. They do not need to apologize to you because a snake somehow managed to sneak its way into a bag of potatoes. If said snake had intentionally been put into that bag as part of an insane conspiracy to fark with you, a complete nobody with zero importance in the world, then yes they would owe you an apology. But they didn't, so take the free snake and go away.


Hittler has only got one...
 
2013-06-21 09:11:47 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Corn snakes are a good source of both protein and fiber

/tastes like chicken


You don't kill corn snakes, they are the good guy's, they eat mice.
 
2013-06-21 09:13:59 PM
Bonus!

A corn snake is worth upwards of fifty bucks, and the potatoes are still edible.
 
2013-06-21 09:16:30 PM

Little_Dictator: FTA: 'I think they need to find out where it came from. They owe me an apology.

No, they don't. It's called shiat happens. They do not need to apologize to you because a snake somehow managed to sneak its way into a bag of potatoes. If said snake had intentionally been put into that bag as part of an insane conspiracy to fark with you, a complete nobody with zero importance in the world, then yes they would owe you an apology. But they didn't, so take the free snake and go away.


Yes. People are so disconnected from reality. Where did the snake came from? I'm guessing NATURE. Jeez.
 
2013-06-21 09:17:50 PM
Wot's taters, precious,
 
2013-06-21 09:18:57 PM

ChicagoKev: Bonus!

A corn snake is worth upwards of fifty bucks, and the potatoes are still edible.


Probably worth more than that since it is an albino corn snake.
 
2013-06-21 09:19:38 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-06-21 09:20:32 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: why not just relax and eat Watermelon Oreos


Ill stick with my pepsi flavoured cheetos, thanks

http://www.jlist.com/product/kns958
 
2013-06-21 09:20:36 PM

AbiNormal: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Corn snakes are a good source of both protein and fiber

/tastes like chicken

You don't kill corn snakes, they are the good guy's, they eat mice.


Yes, I know

/any other jokes you'd like to f*ck up?
 
2013-06-21 09:21:10 PM
How much do you want to bet that if you research the place where the potatoes were packaged, corn snakes will not be indigenous to that area.
 
2013-06-21 09:21:25 PM
I'm gonna have a hearty laugh when Walmart sues the crap out of this dumb broad for libel/slander.
/ I anal so I'm not sure if it's libel or slander.
 
2013-06-21 09:22:55 PM

Little_Dictator: FTA: 'I think they need to find out where it came from. They owe me an apology.

No, they don't. It's called shiat happens. They do not need to apologize to you because a snake somehow managed to sneak its way into a bag of potatoes. If said snake had intentionally been put into that bag as part of an insane conspiracy to fark with you, a complete nobody with zero importance in the world, then yes they would owe you an apology. But they didn't, so take the free snake and go away.


After I screamed like a little girl and peed myself a little, I would actually think 'cool, free snake'
 
2013-06-21 09:24:39 PM
Saddest book title
s23.postimg.org
Ever.
 
2013-06-21 09:26:59 PM
I call shenanigans. A three foot snake in a 10# bag of potatoes? No farkin' way she wouldn't notice that.
 
2013-06-21 09:27:41 PM

AbiNormal: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Corn snakes are a good source of both protein and fiber

/tastes like chicken

You don't kill corn snakes, they are the good guy's, they eat mice.


Corn snake's are the most friendliest.
 
2013-06-21 09:31:47 PM
'I'm hoping it's a corn snake, because I just stuck my hand in it and grabbed it."


LOL
 
2013-06-21 09:32:15 PM

dustman81: [images.wikia.com image 636x435]


First thing I thought of too. Now with flavor!
 
2013-06-21 09:33:42 PM
Free snake.
/I am not even mad
 
2013-06-21 09:36:36 PM
Is a potato snake better or worse than a salad frog?

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 09:41:35 PM
I'm surprised the snake survived has fat grip.
 
2013-06-21 09:43:25 PM
Herp derp indeed.

(Get it? Herpetology? Herp? I'm cunning like snake.)
 
2013-06-21 09:45:01 PM

werty789: How much do you want to bet that if you research the place where the potatoes were packaged, corn snakes will not be indigenous to that area.


The albino cornsnake is indigenous to areas rich in sawdust and the snake's preferred prey of white mice.

/pet stores
 
2013-06-21 09:52:55 PM
That lady gives me the same vibe as that one person that "found" a finger in their Wendy's chili.
 
2013-06-21 09:59:01 PM

unyon: You want an apology?  Hey, FREE SNAKE.


Beautiful corn snake.  Worth way more on the market that a pack of tater tots.

/not seeing the problem here
 
2013-06-21 10:00:10 PM
Your dog wants snake.
 
2013-06-21 10:01:16 PM
And it peels itself!
 
2013-06-21 10:04:50 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Saddest book title
[s23.postimg.org image 426x400]
Ever.


saddest pizza

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 10:16:29 PM
Corn snakes are cool snake pets, very mellow.  I don't think this lady's as angry as the article tries and fails to make her out to be.  They're sold in pet stores and they're not cheap.

/ Wal-Mart pet department probably lost it
 
2013-06-21 10:19:31 PM

CrazyCurt: Corn snakes are cool snake pets, very mellow.  I don't think this lady's as angry as the article tries and fails to make her out to be.  They're sold in pet stores and they're not cheap.

/ Wal-Mart pet department probably lost it


blogs.reuters.com
 
2013-06-21 10:28:37 PM
Nothing like a piece of meat and a snaked potato.
 
2013-06-21 10:28:45 PM

Alicious: ChicagoKev: Bonus!

A corn snake is worth upwards of fifty bucks, and the potatoes are still edible.

Probably worth more than that since it is an albino corn snake.


What are you talking about? I'll have you know I was attacked by a Siamese mountain lion just last week!
 
2013-06-21 10:46:22 PM

werty789: How much do you want to bet that if you research the place where the potatoes were packaged, corn snakes will not be indigenous to that area.


Well the package of potatoes says product of Maine and corn snakes are from places that flew the confederate flag.
 
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