Twitch Boy: Alice? Who the fark is Alice?
Glenford: Twitch Boy: Alice? Who the fark is Alice?I heard she owns a restaurant.
vernonFL: Why would you take a guitar to the top of Mt. Everest? Thats the stupidest thing I've heard today.
Rev. Skarekroe: Alice Cooper doesn't play guitar.
zenferret: Rev. Skarekroe: Alice Cooper doesn't play guitar.[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x444]
Rev. Skarekroe: Well, he doesn't play it well.
zenferret: What are you talking about? He's got that E chord down pat!
sigdiamond2000: I realize he became a caricature of a caricature later in life and released some unconscionably sh*tty music, but Alice Cooper's output between 1969-1973, from Pretties for You through Billion Dollar Babies is one of the best continuous runs of rock records of that era. I'd put that stuff up against anybody...Led Zeppelin, The Who, you name it.I know it probably sounds crazy to people who've only heard his awful 80s and 90s crap, but the guy was one of a handful of honest-to-God rock-and-roll innovators and genius songwriter at one point.
skinink: ""Alice" is being auctioned for charity. What is "Alice"? Oh, just a Fender Stratocaster autographed by Alice Cooper, taken to the summit of Chomolungma. What's Chomolungma? Oh, just another name for Mount Everest "Alice Cooper: "Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.Pete: "Hey, isn't Milwaukee an Indian name?"Alice Cooper: "Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it was originally an Algonquin term meaning the good land."Wayne: I was not aware of that.Alice Cooper: "I think one of the most interesting things about Milwaukee is that it's the only American city to elect three Socialist mayors."[img.fark.net image 500x400]
zenferret: Rev. Skarekroe: Alice Cooper doesn't play guitar.
redsquid: Seeing as how many people die up there because they run out of supplies,
Uzzah: Second from left. I bid $0.50, but only if I get a side of fries with it.
Uzzah: Twitch Boy: Alice? Who the fark is Alice?[img.fark.net image 300x204]Second from left. I bid $0.50, but only if I get a side of fries with it.
jaybeezey: So if you don't give 2 shiats about guitars, washed up singers or mountains how much is this thing worth?
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