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(Billings Gazette)   Report: "Montana tribal leaders held illegal hunts for musicians." Now, I'm not clear on what constitutes a legal hunt for musicians, but when they sort it out I'd like to bag a Justin Bieber during bowhunting season   (billingsgazette.com) divider line 52
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2013-06-21 03:50:19 PM
If I had a hammer, I'd kill all of the folk singers.
 
2013-06-21 03:58:11 PM
Bears traps are better for bieber hunting.
 
2013-06-21 04:11:15 PM
I'd settle for just hitting that doucheface from Volbeat with my car...
 
2013-06-21 04:13:05 PM
 
2013-06-21 04:14:20 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Bears traps are better for bieber hunting.


What's the bounty on a bieber pelt these days?
 
2013-06-21 04:15:16 PM
So they had both Country and Western hunts?
 
2013-06-21 04:15:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: If I had a hammer, I'd kill all of the folk singers.


I'd kill them in the morning,
I'd kill them in the evening.
 
2013-06-21 04:16:04 PM
LMAO - I had to read that article twice before I got the joke.

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2013-06-21 04:16:52 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Bears traps are better for bieber hunting.


Maybe if you bait 'em with Twinkies.

This was for a TV show on the "Sovereign Sportsman"  network?  I don't even want to know about that demographic.
 
2013-06-21 04:17:09 PM
Why is it illegal to hunt for musicians?  You make it sound like a bad thing.  How else are you going to find new bandmates?  Oh.  OH!!  Jesus, you mean HUNT the musicians?!?  You sick fark.

/not getting a kick, I play guitar

//oh, right, I forgot, not really a musician according to the snobs

carry on, keep that sheet music away from me.  Unclean.  Get thee behind me.

///good luck getting away from the indians hunting your sorry ass.  Who's your daddy, now?  Huh, biatch?
 
2013-06-21 04:17:18 PM
I used to be a very famous teenage pop star. . . then I took an arrow in the knee.
 
2013-06-21 04:18:36 PM
I think a legal hunt for a musician would be if he a had a license and it was hunting season.
 
2013-06-21 04:20:36 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Bears traps are better for bieber hunting.


It would help keep the mount looking more lifelike.
 
2013-06-21 04:22:28 PM
I'm not going to hunt anything lacking the good sense to wear actual pants. Hunt a Bieber? Not on your life.
 
2013-06-21 04:22:43 PM

dragonchild: I used to be a very famous teenage pop star. . . then I took an arrow in the knee.


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2013-06-21 04:25:06 PM
What does Justin Bieber have to do with hunting for musicians?
 
2013-06-21 04:27:43 PM

Loaf's Tray: I'd settle for just hitting that doucheface from Volbeat with my car...


What's your beef with Volbeat?
 
2013-06-21 04:28:06 PM
I never understood the Bieber hate, until he stranded his pet monkey that was too young to be a pet in the first place, in Germany. Until then I thought he was just another douchebag boy band kid, no different from those in my day. Now fark him. Hunt him down "Most Dangerous Game" style.
 
2013-06-21 04:38:03 PM

danno_to_infinity: Why is it illegal to hunt for musicians?  You make it sound like a bad thing.  How else are you going to find new bandmates?  Oh.  OH!!  Jesus, you mean HUNT the musicians?!?  You sick fark.

/not getting a kick, I play guitar

//oh, right, I forgot, not really a musician according to the snobs

carry on, keep that sheet music away from me.  Unclean.  Get thee behind me.

///good luck getting away from the indians hunting your sorry ass.  Who's your daddy, now?  Huh, biatch?


I thought it was the other way around; any non-standard instruments or gear involved means something else entirely.
 
2013-06-21 04:45:15 PM

BarkingUnicorn: jehovahs witness protection: Bears traps are better for bieber hunting.

Maybe if you bait 'em with Twinkies.

This was for a TV show on the "Sovereign Sportsman"  network?  I don't even want to know about that demographic.


Actually it was for a show called "Sovereign Sportsman", the article didn't say what network.
 
2013-06-21 04:51:22 PM
Hunting musicians? I think I saw a movie about that.

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2013-06-21 04:55:29 PM

FrancoFile: The Stealth Hippopotamus: If I had a hammer, I'd kill all of the folk singers.

I'd kill them in the morning,
I'd kill them in the evening.


All over this land.
 
2013-06-21 05:00:00 PM
And no bag limit on those who use autotune.
 
2013-06-21 05:05:28 PM
So subs, what your saying is you would love to bag Bieber by sticking your shaft in it?
 
2013-06-21 05:08:04 PM
If you RTFA, it say for Country and Western musician.   I think biebers are a protected species.
 
2013-06-21 05:17:13 PM

Mugato: I never understood the Bieber hate, until he stranded his pet monkey that was too young to be a pet in the first place, in Germany. Until then I thought he was just another douchebag boy band kid, no different from those in my day. Now fark him. Hunt him down "Most Dangerous Game" style.


same here.  what sealed it was when he was driving his car 100 mph through neighborhoods with kids.  call me old, but that ain't cool.
 
2013-06-21 05:21:44 PM
Does anyone really think hunting a Beiber would be a good sport? C'mon. He would hide behind the first tree and twitter about it. Now, hunting some Rednecks, now that would be a sport!
 
2013-06-21 05:31:27 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Does anyone really think hunting a Beiber would be a good sport? C'mon. He would hide behind the first tree and twitter about it. Now, hunting some Rednecks, now that would be a sport!


We shoot back, though.
 
2013-06-21 05:37:34 PM

SearchN: So subs, what your saying is you would love to bag Bieber by sticking your shaft in it?


I think subby wants to remove the shaft from his quiver before shooting his Broadhead deep into it
 
2013-06-21 05:38:28 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Ow! That was my feelings!: Does anyone really think hunting a Beiber would be a good sport? C'mon. He would hide behind the first tree and twitter about it. Now, hunting some Rednecks, now that would be a sport!

We shoot back, though.


Exactly, that the challenge (sport) of it. Can you image hunting a Beiber? *horn sounds* Beiber runs off, hides behind first tree, begins twittering. 20 minutes later *horn sounds* hunt begins. Beiber still hiding behind same tree, twittering. Worst 'hunt' ever.
 
2013-06-21 05:39:19 PM
How is the Nuge not involved in this?
 
2013-06-21 05:47:34 PM

SpdrJay: What does Justin Bieber have to do with hunting for musicians?


I was wondering the same thing.
 
2013-06-21 05:47:44 PM

SpdrJay: What does Justin Bieber have to do with hunting for musicians?


That
 
2013-06-21 06:04:38 PM
So is there some kind of pagan diety we can sacrifice Bieber to on an alter and get Johnny Cash back?
 
2013-06-21 06:46:24 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to bag you as well, Mr. Submitter.
 
2013-06-21 06:56:15 PM
Bieber isn't a musician. She's... I don't even know.
 
2013-06-21 07:24:35 PM

Mighty Aswan: If you RTFA, it say for Country and Western musician.   I think biebers are a protected species.


They're Canadian, so there's probably some kind of migratory bird law involved.
 
2013-06-21 07:42:33 PM

stir22: Mugato: I never understood the Bieber hate, until he stranded his pet monkey that was too young to be a pet in the first place, in Germany. Until then I thought he was just another douchebag boy band kid, no different from those in my day. Now fark him. Hunt him down "Most Dangerous Game" style.

same here.  what sealed it was when he was driving his car 100 mph through neighborhoods with kids.  call me old, but that ain't cool.


Damnit.  Up until now, I was probably filed under the "What's a Justin Bieber" crowd and didn't understand the internet hate for him.  I don't follow celebrities or their gossip and I couldn't even tell you if I've heard his stuff on the radio, and I have a wild hair for cheesy pop radio every once in a while.  But now that I know that he drove at minimum 75 mph over the speed limit in a neighborhood, I have to at least elevate him to "crotch rocket douche" status.

/or maybe now I should call crotch rocket douches Biebers?  might be more fun
//Finally looked up Nicki Manaj the other day... regretted it
 
2013-06-21 07:44:51 PM
Wouldn't we all subby?  WOULDN'T WE ALL!
 
2013-06-21 07:48:08 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Bears traps are better for bieber hunting.


Yeah, nut then you'd just be catching the middle age pudgy moms that are his fans.
 
2013-06-21 07:52:17 PM
I wouldn't exactly call Bieber a musician subs. Autotune and lip synching your music on stage does not a musician make.
 
2013-06-21 07:58:34 PM

Gonz: FrancoFile: The Stealth Hippopotamus: If I had a hammer, I'd kill all of the folk singers.

I'd kill them in the morning,
I'd kill them in the evening.

All over this land.


I'd hammer out justice, (from crappy music)
I'd hammer out freedom (from whiney singers)
 
2013-06-21 08:12:34 PM
Hunting does is illegal.
 
2013-06-21 09:21:12 PM
Subby, it's musician hunting. The Bieb is a corporate tool, you'll have to talk to Capt. Hammer.
 
2013-06-21 09:32:21 PM

FloydA: [img.fark.net image 525x344]
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"And we'll be back again next year with  Let's Hunt and Kill Michael Bolton.
 
2013-06-21 10:53:58 PM

JonathanChance: FloydA: [img.fark.net image 525x344]
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"And we'll be back again next year with  Let's Hunt and Kill Michael Bolton.


He was never alive.
 
2013-06-21 10:57:34 PM
Subby, I believe you misspelled "Flamethrower season"
 
2013-06-21 11:07:24 PM
There are way more musicians than we're willing to pay for. It's about time we culled the herd.
 
2013-06-21 11:46:42 PM
Subby, I'm not sure it's actually hunting if your prey wants to be caught...I tend to believe that the Bieber wouldn't be unhappy with being bagged.  ;)
 
2013-06-21 11:55:35 PM
I hunt musicians by ordering a pizza then answering the knock on my door with a loaded gun. It's the best way to bag my limit of drummers in these parts.
 
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