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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   It may be worth doing a Google search on your fiance before getting married after a quick romance   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 76
    More: Obvious, Google, Canadian Air Force, British Columbia, Canada, Andrew Szadolc, Timothy Szabolci  
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2013-06-21 03:52:49 PM  
Or; as we like to call it; the " Help, I married an axe murderer" rule.
 
2013-06-21 03:53:11 PM  
www.marketingpilgrim.com
 
2013-06-21 03:53:40 PM  
socialnewsdaily.com
 
2013-06-21 03:53:44 PM  
My wife shares the same name as a porn star's screen name, so I wasn't able to find out anything about her from the porn giver.
 
2013-06-21 03:57:41 PM  
You have to be a special kind of dumbass to go as far as to marry someone, and know NOTHING of their background.  Didn't she talk to his friends, family, co-workers, ANYONE?!
 
2013-06-21 03:57:43 PM  
"Well, I've been supporting him for the last six months," said Brown.  "I'm out about $50,000. I've had to cash in my RSP's. I had a motorcycle. I sold that.  And I said, 'This isn't right. Something's wrong here.'"

Yeah, you're an idiot.
 
2013-06-21 03:59:12 PM  

CrazyCracka420: My wife shares the same name as a porn star's screen name, so I wasn't able to find out anything about her from the porn giver.


Well, to be fair, Creampie Cathy is a unique name.
 
2013-06-21 03:59:33 PM  
In other news, a sociopath who is successful at one kind of scam will often be able to pull off other kinds of scams.
 
2013-06-21 04:00:01 PM  
I'm assuming this article is about some whiny whore who wanted to get married, but I'll ignore that since its not relevant to my interests.

Why in the world would would any man want to get married?

Do you guys realize that marriage is nothing more than legal agreement based on financial bindings?

(Yes, I realize that some men marry women who are worth more than them, but this is Fark so that concept clearly doesn't apply)
 
2013-06-21 04:00:26 PM  
Who the hell gets married after only dating someone for 4 months? Oh, yeah her..I date someone for at least a year before I  even think living with them.
 
2013-06-21 04:01:12 PM  
Don't be so harsh, some of us are making it work out OK.

//lude
 
2013-06-21 04:01:48 PM  

Evil Mackerel: .I date someone for at least a year before I  even think living with them.


Six months and a STD document before sex here.
 
2013-06-21 04:04:09 PM  
Evil Twin Syndrome.
 
2013-06-21 04:06:40 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: I'm assuming this article is about some whiny whore who wanted to get married, but I'll ignore that since its not relevant to my interests.

Why in the world would would any man want to get married?


Career advancement, for one thing.  Married guys are considered more stable, responsible, trustworthy. Same reason churchgoing is good for your career.
 
2013-06-21 04:07:42 PM  
Meh, I moved in with my now husband after three months of dating. For some reason he gave me a linked Amex to his account.

I didn't use that card until we were married a year later.

Maybe her compass is off.
 
2013-06-21 04:09:00 PM  

walkerhound:


I kind of wonder what that guy looks like without the costume.
 
2013-06-21 04:11:37 PM  
img.fark.net


"Friggin amateur, amirite?"
 
2013-06-21 04:12:29 PM  
My wife did. She also did a sex registry search because of her (now our) two young daughters. But then again, she's not an idiot.
 
2013-06-21 04:15:45 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: I Like Shiny Things: I'm assuming this article is about some whiny whore who wanted to get married, but I'll ignore that since its not relevant to my interests.

Why in the world would would any man want to get married?

Career advancement, for one thing.  Married guys are considered more stable, responsible, trustworthy. Same reason churchgoing is good for your career.


This is Fark, so that obviously doesn't apply either.

You don't advance from your 36k per year IT job. Its like being a janitor - clean the toilets and keep your mouth shut and the real people of the world might let you stick around with a 1% raise a year.
 
2013-06-21 04:17:03 PM  
Met my wife well before there even was anything called Google.  Dodged a bullet there I guess.
 
2013-06-21 04:20:29 PM  
So...um...there was another article on the main page where a guy with a lot of money paid to have all the bad stuff about him removed from the interwebz. Does anyone know of someone that does the same service for cheap?

/asking for a friend
 
2013-06-21 04:20:42 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: Why in the world would would any man want to get married?


Taxes, health care discounts, and a variety of other legal benefits. If you want to visit your partner in the hospital, you should probably be married.
 
2013-06-21 04:25:45 PM  
Well, OK. Let's see... Miss Trixie Delight....... oh oh.
 
2013-06-21 04:26:08 PM  
I Google people before the first date.
Marriage requires a credit report.
 
2013-06-21 04:27:18 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: Why in the world would would any man want to get married?


Don't know about anyone else but I married someone who is my equal, not a dependent.  If we were ever to get divorced someday it would basically be a 50/50 split.  There are plenty of benefits to marriage.  You just have to find the right person.  Fortunately, I did.
 
2013-06-21 04:30:49 PM  
<csb>

my mom moves to florida to move in with this guy she met on the internet.  she lives with him for like a full year, and i go to send a mothers day card to her, but i can't completely remember the address.  i google what i think it is, hoping it at least comes back as a valid address, and the first result is this guy on the sex offender registry.  i call her and am like "wtf mom, google people before you move in with them!"

</csb>

/she only found out a week before i did when he had to check in.
 
2013-06-21 04:38:37 PM  

emersonbiggins: CrazyCracka420: My wife shares the same name as a porn star's screen name, so I wasn't able to find out anything about her from the porn giver.

Well, to be fair, Creampie Cathy is a unique name.



img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 04:43:45 PM  

Pincy: Met my wife well before there even was anything called Google.  Dodged a bullet there I guess.


You hope
 
2013-06-21 04:48:55 PM  

CrazyCracka420: My wife shares the same name as a porn star's screen name, so I wasn't able to find out anything about her from the porn giver.


You're seriously gunna leave us all hanging like that?
 
2013-06-21 04:53:24 PM  

Lets Not Make This Hard: I Google people before the first date.
Marriage requires a credit report.


You sound unmarried.
 
2013-06-21 04:58:54 PM  
theimpersonals.com
 
2013-06-21 04:58:54 PM  

CrazyCracka420: emersonbiggins: CrazyCracka420: My wife shares the same name as a porn star's screen name, so I wasn't able to find out anything about her from the porn giver.

Well, to be fair, Creampie Cathy is a unique name.


[img.fark.net image 245x150]


Well, I think it's very open minded of you, marrying a woman from that line of work.

/yes, she "shares the same name". I see what you did there.
 
2013-06-21 05:03:35 PM  

SDRR: Pincy: Met my wife well before there even was anything called Google.  Dodged a bullet there I guess.

You hope


That's one, what about the other five?
i271.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-21 05:04:18 PM  

durbnpoisn: You have to be a special kind of dumbass to go as far as to marry someone, and know NOTHING of their background.  Didn't she talk to his friends, family, co-workers, ANYONE?!


She's from Texas.
 
2013-06-21 05:07:15 PM  

SDRR: Pincy: Met my wife well before there even was anything called Google.  Dodged a bullet there I guess.

You hope


I think you misunderstood.  I was talking about my wife not being able to Google me.  Not the other way around.
 
2013-06-21 05:09:42 PM  

megarian: So...um...there was another article on the main page where a guy with a lot of money paid to have all the bad stuff about him removed from the interwebz. Does anyone know of someone that does the same service for cheap?

/asking for a friend


I can help you out with that...just need the last 4 of your soc, mother's maiden name and the most prominent position used doing your last sexual experience.
 
2013-06-21 05:15:13 PM  

Lets Not Make This Hard: I Google people before the first date.
Marriage requires a credit report.


What? You don't have sex before marriage?!
 
2013-06-21 05:16:33 PM  
I find Matthew 19:9-10 the funniest part of the Bible:

"I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery."

The disciples said to him, "If this is the situation between a husband and wife, it is better not to marry."
 
2013-06-21 05:23:36 PM  

CouldaWouldShoulda: megarian: So...um...there was another article on the main page where a guy with a lot of money paid to have all the bad stuff about him removed from the interwebz. Does anyone know of someone that does the same service for cheap?

/asking for a friend

I can help you out with that...just need the last 4 of your soc, mother's maiden name and the most prominent position used doing your last sexual experience.


I've been waiting for someone to steal my SS#. When they try to get credit for anything....well, there will be lulz all around.

Also, cowgirl.
 
2013-06-21 05:28:11 PM  

hammettman: durbnpoisn: You have to be a special kind of dumbass to go as far as to marry someone, and know NOTHING of their background.  Didn't she talk to his friends, family, co-workers, ANYONE?!

She's from Texas.

  Canada.

FTFY

Too polite to ask?

/oblig
 
2013-06-21 05:29:39 PM  
This nice little old lady depended on her victims not knowing how to use the Google...
atlantic.ctvnews.ca
 
2013-06-21 05:31:19 PM  

megarian: I've been waiting for someone to steal my SS#. When they try to get credit for anything....well, there will be lulz all around.

Also, cowgirl.


You buried the lead...I'm good on credit but could always use a good cowgirl!
 
2013-06-21 05:36:53 PM  

CouldaWouldShoulda: megarian: I've been waiting for someone to steal my SS#. When they try to get credit for anything....well, there will be lulz all around.

Also, cowgirl.

You buried the lead...I'm good on credit but could always use a good cowgirl!


Yeeeehaw!!!
 
2013-06-21 05:41:26 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: I'm assuming this article is about some whiny whore who wanted to get married, but I'll ignore that since its not relevant to my interests.

Why in the world would would any man want to get married?

Do you guys realize that marriage is nothing more than legal agreement based on financial bindings?

(Yes, I realize that some men marry women who are worth more than them, but this is Fark so that concept clearly doesn't apply)


Well, aren't you a keeper.
 
2013-06-21 05:43:01 PM  

megarian: So...um...there was another article on the main page where a guy with a lot of money paid to have all the bad stuff about him removed from the interwebz. Does anyone know of someone that does the same service for cheap?

/asking for a friend


Depends.  What bad things did you do...er...What bad things did your friend do?  Be as detailed as possible.
 
2013-06-21 05:43:16 PM  
From TFA the guy claimed to be a retired Canadian fighter pilot and psychiatrist. Those aren't exactly career paths that link to one another!
 
2013-06-21 05:43:18 PM  
I've seen you around here a bit...you going to hit Campus Martius tonight for the beer fest?
 
2013-06-21 05:45:01 PM  

Hobbess: From TFA the guy claimed to be a retired Canadian fighter pilot and psychiatrist. Those aren't exactly career paths that link to one another!


This just in...a person who'll say "I do" after 4 months and incur $50K in debt because of the turd blossom is prone to bad decision making.

Quelle suprise!
 
2013-06-21 05:46:18 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Lets Not Make This Hard: I Google people before the first date.
Marriage requires a credit report.

What? You don't have sex before marriage?!


no one does.  if you do your going to hell.  *gulp*
 
2013-06-21 05:49:10 PM  

Magnus: megarian: So...um...there was another article on the main page where a guy with a lot of money paid to have all the bad stuff about him removed from the interwebz. Does anyone know of someone that does the same service for cheap?

/asking for a friend

Depends.  What bad things did you do...er...What bad things did your friend do?  Be as detailed as possible.


I would love to tell you, but the police reports are vague. So I have no idea. But keywords from the police report are "roof", "kitchen table set on fire", and "bubbles in fountain with clothing backing up the drain".

So...so ask East Lansing PD for a better description and tell Judge Ball (yes, Ball) that I am sorry.
 
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