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(NW Florida Daily News)   "If your name is Cody and you are awesome, police would like a word with you"   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 26
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2013-06-21 03:43:01 PM  
GIS for awesome cody pulled this:

img.fark.net
This means something
 
2013-06-21 03:43:37 PM  
Hmm... Can't help but notice that Cody backwards sounds like decoy. Look for a little shiatbird named Mikey with red hands.
 
2013-06-21 03:47:29 PM  
3 paragraphs of stupid things that have happened in, of all places, Niceville.

//Nice.
 
2013-06-21 03:47:58 PM  
There's something very trailer parky about this whole story.
 
2013-06-21 03:51:59 PM  

durbnpoisn: 3 paragraphs of stupid things that have happened in, of all places, Niceville.

//Nice.


Small town problems.
 
2013-06-21 03:52:27 PM  
I love small town police logs.

Of course, the best small town police log is this:

http://www.arcataeye.com/category/police-log/
 
2013-06-21 03:53:11 PM  
So newspapers are following Fark headline memes now!
 
2013-06-21 03:55:43 PM  
Have a problem?  Increased patrols.
 
2013-06-21 03:58:05 PM  
img.fark.net


"Well, don't look at me."
 
2013-06-21 03:59:39 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-06-21 04:02:01 PM  

fawlty: So newspapers are following Fark headline memes now!


I think Drew could do the world a solid and hire lots of interns from journalism programs as modmins.  They can fix grammar mistakes in the headlines, while also seeing plenty of examples of how *not* to write the news.
 
2013-06-21 04:09:42 PM  
(not gay porn, I think....)
 
2013-06-21 04:11:16 PM  
Try that again.....img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 04:11:43 PM  
His mom was questioned, but she was too drunk on Cosmos with Hoda to give coherent answers.
 
2013-06-21 04:13:02 PM  
I framed cody good
 
2013-06-21 04:15:43 PM  
getting a kick...

Just met my construction manager today (building a house). His name is Cody and we're in Texas where this guy fled to...

He's cool, but luckily I don't think he's awesome.
 
2013-06-21 04:16:21 PM  

FrancoFile: fawlty: So newspapers are following Fark headline memes now!

I think Drew could do the world a solid and hire lots of interns from journalism programs as modmins.  They can fix

plant grammar mistakes in the headlines, while also seeing plenty of examples of how *not* to write the news.

FTFY
 
2013-06-21 04:18:57 PM  
FTA: "On June 4 a caller on Nathey Avenue reported that some is taking UPS packages off their porch. The caller apparently told police this is not something he's worried about. Nevertheless, police will increase patrols in the area."

WHAT is in those packages?
 
2013-06-21 04:19:08 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: [i.cdn.turner.com image 400x300]


I believe you are mixed up.  That is Cody II. He is Cody's namesake, but the original, who was always kind of a loose cannon, got jammed up on a bad shooting.
 
2013-06-21 04:23:02 PM  

mama2tnt: FTA: "On June 4 a caller on Nathey Avenue reported that some is taking UPS packages off their porch. The caller apparently told police this is not something he's worried about. Nevertheless, police will increase patrols in the area."

WHAT is in those packages?


Weed
 
2013-06-21 04:24:00 PM  

Geotpf: I love small town police logs.

Of course, the best small town police log is this:

http://www.arcataeye.com/category/police-log/


The Eye still has its moments:

3:08 p.m. A quantum mechanics demonstration took place in a Diamond Drive driveway, where someone left a box with a note that said, "I'm sorry I killed your cat." But the resident doesn't own a cat, and didn't know what was in the box. We must assume the box both contained and didn't contain a catdaver until Mr. Schrödinger or his unwitting designee checks in on it, at which point the universe will fork off yet again.
 
2013-06-21 06:07:27 PM  

FrancoFile: mama2tnt: FTA: "On June 4 a caller on Nathey Avenue reported that some is taking UPS packages off their porch. The caller apparently told police this is not something he's worried about. Nevertheless, police will increase patrols in the area."

WHAT is in those packages?

Weed


Silicone Dragon Dicks
 
2013-06-21 06:21:12 PM  
Why would they want to talk to my dog???
 
2013-06-21 09:39:33 PM  
My pappy said "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln.
 
2013-06-22 02:08:03 AM  

Tommy Moo: Hmm... Can't help but notice that Cody backwards sounds like decoy. Look for a little shiatbird named Mikey with red hands.


Co-dee...Dee-coy?

/more like E-doc
 
2013-06-22 02:32:23 AM  
I honestly am not seeing why this is a big deal. Either they catch him or not. The developer needs to get over it.
 
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