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(USA Today)   Coordinator of Tea Party group Americans Demanding Liberty and Freedom may lose his for the next 15 years   (usatoday.com) divider line 95
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2013-06-21 02:41:23 PM

KarmicDisaster: Portable X-Ray beam weapon in a van? What kind of nutty plan is that? Paging Dr. Evil!


In a van?  I'm pretty sure they'd cook themselves, car alloys have a pretty good absorption spectrum, way up into the x-rays.  The difference between Islamist terrorists and our Christianist ones appears to be basic competence.
 
2013-06-21 02:45:36 PM

Lucky LaRue: KarmicDisaster: Portable X-Ray beam weapon in a van? What kind of nutty plan is that? Paging Dr. Evil!

Is that even technologically possible, or am I going to get a visit from the FBI for my insidious plan to build a time machine to travel back to 1932 to stop FDR from becoming president by whatever means necessary?


Possible in that you can build an xray laser?  Sure, it sucks up a couple megawatts, which ain't cheap, but a large enough capacitor bank for millisecond bursts could be squeezed into a van, you could even charge it from a cigarette lighter if you had a "few" hours to run your alternator.
 
2013-06-21 02:47:18 PM
U.S. Attorney Richard Hartunian

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So this guy's his employee??
 
2013-06-21 02:50:10 PM
ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.
 
2013-06-21 02:51:58 PM

novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.


15 years in a largely African-American prison population will be fun for a Klansman.  I bet he doesn't last three weeks.
 
2013-06-21 02:54:24 PM

monoski: Jackson Herring: what in the unholy fark

Speaking of, I wonder what his Fark screen name is?


atomicmask
 
2013-06-21 03:05:51 PM

novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.


Obama actually ended the unfair crack sentencing provisions.  Crack actually lands you the same amount of time as cocaine now.
 
2013-06-21 03:13:05 PM

ikanreed: Obama actually ended the unfair crack sentencing provisions.  Crack actually lands you the same amount of time as cocaine now.


Obama signed the Fair Sentencing Act in 2010. It reduced the sentencing disparity between offenses for crack and powder cocaine from 100:1 to 18:1.

Eighteen to one.
 
2013-06-21 03:17:44 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: ikanreed: Obama actually ended the unfair crack sentencing provisions.  Crack actually lands you the same amount of time as cocaine now.

Obama signed the Fair Sentencing Act in 2010. It reduced the sentencing disparity between offenses for crack and powder cocaine from 100:1 to 18:1.

Eighteen to one.


Oh, well... that's not really any better, but I know of people who got out of jail because of it.
 
2013-06-21 03:22:34 PM

ikanreed: novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.

Obama actually ended the unfair crack sentencing provisions.  Crack actually lands you the same amount of time as cocaine now.


The last two Presidents of the United States have admitted to using cocaine, but have allowed people their justice departments to ruin the lives of people who are caught using cocaine.
 
2013-06-21 03:27:11 PM

what_now: ikanreed: novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.

Obama actually ended the unfair crack sentencing provisions.  Crack actually lands you the same amount of time as cocaine now.

The last two Presidents of the United States have admitted to using cocaine, but have allowed people their justice departments to ruin the lives of people who are caught using cocaine.


I know what you are saying, but that's not entirely fair. The Justice Dept is supposed to have prosecutorial authority independent of the administration. I don't think the president can direct the justice department to prosecute or not prosecute certain crimes, especially for the reason you are implying.
 
2013-06-21 03:30:23 PM

what_now: Totally a charitable non profit organization eligible for 501(C) (3) status.


You see, they're not political, they're just trying to better society by culling the non-Christians. Once this country is homogeneous once again, we'll be automatically the best country forever!
 
2013-06-21 03:32:12 PM

gilgigamesh: what_now: ikanreed: novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.

Obama actually ended the unfair crack sentencing provisions.  Crack actually lands you the same amount of time as cocaine now.

The last two Presidents of the United States have admitted to using cocaine, but have allowed people their justice departments to ruin the lives of people who are caught using cocaine.

I know what you are saying, but that's not entirely fair. The Justice Dept is supposed to have prosecutorial authority independent of the administration. I don't think the president can direct the justice department to prosecute or not prosecute certain crimes, especially for the reason you are implying.


Also I think that most people caught with small amounts of cocaine would be prosecuted by state and local authorities. You'd have to have a lot of cocaine or be transporting it to make it a Federal crime.

But I completely agree that our drug laws and prison industrial complex is farked up.
 
2013-06-21 03:36:05 PM
A Ku Klux Klansman working for General Electric

Awesome.
 
2013-06-21 03:38:08 PM

what_now: ikanreed: novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.

Obama actually ended the unfair crack sentencing provisions.  Crack actually lands you the same amount of time as cocaine now.

The last two Presidents of the United States have admitted to using cocaine, but have allowed people their justice departments to ruin the lives of people who are caught using cocaine.


Nah, Bush lied about using cocaine.  He never admitted it.
 
2013-06-21 03:46:30 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Perhaps we should install bugs where these groups meet.


Do the bugs explode in a hellish conflagration, killing all there?

then nah.
 
2013-06-21 03:46:51 PM

Zeppelininthesky: Sounds more like a plot for a bad James Bond movie.


James Bond: "You expect me to talk."
Zirconfinger: "Naw, Mister Bond.  I expect yew to eat these here pork rinds, whittle on the porch fer a bit an' have a heart-grabber."
 
2013-06-21 03:47:17 PM

ikanreed: what_now: ikanreed: novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.

Obama actually ended the unfair crack sentencing provisions.  Crack actually lands you the same amount of time as cocaine now.

The last two Presidents of the United States have admitted to using cocaine, but have allowed people their justice departments to ruin the lives of people who are caught using cocaine.

Nah, Bush lied about using cocaine.  He never admitted it.


Other people know.
 
2013-06-21 03:52:40 PM

markie_farkie: novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.

15 years in a largely African-American prison population will be fun for a Klansman.  I bet he doesn't last three weeks.


This should be set up by his cell:

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2013-06-21 04:02:02 PM

markie_farkie: novalord2: ONLY 15 YEARS? It's a damn shame they weren't caught with a few sprinkles of crack instead.

15 years in a largely African-American prison population will be fun for a Klansman.  I bet he doesn't last three weeks.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 04:03:00 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: gilgigamesh: cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?

Yeah I may not be up on my Klanism, but I thought those guys hated Jews worse than blacks. That blacks were pawns of international Jewry's plan to destroy the white man. Or something.

I believe the thinking is that Israel needs to be restored so that the Jews can return there, bringing about Christ's return so that he can kill them in the apocalypse.

IT'S IN THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS PEOPLE!


Like I love to say, the Rightwingers love to think of Israelis as spiritual Redshirt cannon fodder.
 
2013-06-21 04:14:48 PM
If ever there were a case where the news story could legitimately label someone as a Christian terrorist, this is it.
 
2013-06-21 05:36:35 PM
www.gannett-cdn.com

Anyone else think this looks straight out of Bioshock:Infinite?
 
2013-06-21 05:45:48 PM

what_now: Totally a charitable non profit organization eligible for 501(C) (3) status.



Totally! Will the government ever stop oppressing these poor people?
 
2013-06-21 05:50:58 PM
 
2013-06-21 05:55:51 PM

TV's Vinnie: Teabaggers want freedom. The freedom to be murderous, tyrannical asshats.


Ah yes, all of them are this retarded because this one is this retarded. Your argument is solid.


/No it isnt.
//It's stupid.
 
2013-06-21 05:57:28 PM
FTFA: Crawford, a married father of three, is a member of the United Northern and Southern Knights of the Ku Klux Klan,

Otherwise known as the Invisible Empire of You and Me and Come to Think of It, I Think You Have Some Ni*BONG* In You, Boy.

/SPLITTERS!
 
2013-06-21 05:58:39 PM

I alone am best: TV's Vinnie: Teabaggers want freedom. The freedom to be murderous, tyrannical asshats.

Ah yes, all of them are this retarded because this one is this retarded. Your argument is solid.


Just like all liberals are after your Big Gulp because Bloomberg.
 
2013-06-21 06:01:27 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: I alone am best: TV's Vinnie: Teabaggers want freedom. The freedom to be murderous, tyrannical asshats.

Ah yes, all of them are this retarded because this one is this retarded. Your argument is solid.

Just like all liberals are after your Big Gulp because Bloomberg.


Yes, because that is what I said. I must have slipped it in there between the lines somewhere. Let me go back and read what I wrote....hmmm no broad brush in my post. I guess I will defer to your better judgement on this one, you got me!
 
2013-06-21 06:08:05 PM

ikanreed: KarmicDisaster: Portable X-Ray beam weapon in a van? What kind of nutty plan is that? Paging Dr. Evil!

In a van?  I'm pretty sure they'd cook themselves, car alloys have a pretty good absorption spectrum, way up into the x-rays.  The difference between Islamist terrorists and our Christianist ones appears to be basic competence.


Yeah, that's just Garbage Engineering.
 
2013-06-21 06:11:32 PM

I alone am best: TV's Vinnie: Teabaggers want freedom. The freedom to be murderous, tyrannical asshats.

Ah yes, all of them are this retarded because this one is this retarded. Your argument is solid.


/No it isnt.
//It's stupid.


One example is plenty farkin' enough.
 
2013-06-21 06:13:03 PM
Do X-rays count as outreach?
 
2013-06-21 06:13:55 PM

TV's Vinnie: I alone am best: TV's Vinnie: Teabaggers want freedom. The freedom to be murderous, tyrannical asshats.

Ah yes, all of them are this retarded because this one is this retarded. Your argument is solid.


/No it isnt.
//It's stupid.

One example is plenty farkin' enough.


So everyone in occupy is a terrorist now?
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57424900/fbi-nabs-5-in-alleged-p lo t-to-blow-up-ohio-bridge/
 
2013-06-21 06:35:47 PM

TV's Vinnie: I alone am best: TV's Vinnie: Teabaggers want freedom. The freedom to be murderous, tyrannical asshats.

Ah yes, all of them are this retarded because this one is this retarded. Your argument is solid.


/No it isnt.
//It's stupid.

One example is plenty farkin' enough.


The most telling thing will be the lack of reaction on the part of other Tea Party members, just as we didn't hear them disavow the blatant racists among them during the last election. We might hear some weak PR about not condoning violence, but there'll be no purge of extremism because, for the most part, these people trade in stopping short of outright threats.
 
2013-06-21 06:44:06 PM

I alone am best: TV's Vinnie: I alone am best: TV's Vinnie: Teabaggers want freedom. The freedom to be murderous, tyrannical asshats.

Ah yes, all of them are this retarded because this one is this retarded. Your argument is solid.


/No it isnt.
//It's stupid.

One example is plenty farkin' enough.

So everyone in occupy is a terrorist now?
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57424900/fbi-nabs-5-in-alleged-p lo t-to-blow-up-ohio-bridge/


Yeah, you go one wanting an argument there, bud. Fact remains that the teahadist gang is an astroturf bunch sponsored by plutocrats like the Koch brothers. Say what you will about Occupy, but at least there isn't the stink of corruption.
 
2013-06-21 06:45:43 PM

abb3w: Ties to both the Tea Party and the Klu Klux Klan? Shocked!
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BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM RACISTS!!
 
2013-06-21 08:35:35 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Perhaps we should install bugs where these groups meet.


You mean, like... Waffle House?
 
2013-06-21 08:50:45 PM

gilgigamesh: cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?

Yeah I may not be up on my Klanism, but I thought those guys hated Jews worse than blacks. That blacks were pawns of international Jewry's plan to destroy the white man. Or something.


George: (reading the speech he's been given) ". . . and so the Jews, through their Zionist occupied governments, use the black man to import drugs into our underprivileged, white, minority communities."

Jerry: You're not going to open with that, are you?

Ironically, not that far off from reality:

David Duke on Jews and the Civil Rights Movement
http://www.martinlutherking.org/ma-chapter18.html
 
2013-06-21 08:54:21 PM

gilgigamesh: cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?

Yeah I may not be up on my Klanism, but I thought those guys hated Jews worse than blacks. That blacks were pawns of international Jewry's plan to destroy the white man. Or something.



Enemies of Israel != enemies of Jews.  Cause, you know, God's gonna smite all of their Jewish asses for not believing Jeezuz is Lord and then give it to the real children of God, trailer park denizens in Birmingham.
 
2013-06-21 11:05:26 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-22 12:53:45 AM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Perhaps we should install bugs where these groups meet.


Do you have any IDEA how many Denny's there are in America?
 
2013-06-22 12:57:53 AM

Walter Paisley: Sadly, I think it's more likely that they take the nuttier ends of right-wing media at face value and just lack self-awareness or the ability to detect irony.


YA THINK?
 
2013-06-22 01:00:38 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 340x450]

Anyone else think this looks straight out of Bioshock:Infinite?


Exactly my thought as well.
 
2013-06-22 08:31:56 AM

HighOnCraic: gilgigamesh: cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?

Yeah I may not be up on my Klanism, but I thought those guys hated Jews worse than blacks. That blacks were pawns of international Jewry's plan to destroy the white man. Or something.

George: (reading the speech he's been given) ". . . and so the Jews, through their Zionist occupied governments, use the black man to import drugs into our underprivileged, white, minority communities."

Jerry: You're not going to open with that, are you?

Ironically, not that far off from reality:

David Duke on Jews and the Civil Rights Movement
http://www.martinlutherking.org/ma-chapter18.html


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-22 03:37:10 PM

Fart_Machine: cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?


They're still needed to bring about those wacky Revelations prophecies. Otherwise it's still OK to hate the Jews.

That's (also) my take on why Fundamentalist Christians tolerate them. And that sort of tolerance is fairly recent, historically speaking....

/ I wonder when the pendulum will swing back?
 
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