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(USA Today)   Coordinator of Tea Party group Americans Demanding Liberty and Freedom may lose his for the next 15 years   (usatoday.com) divider line 95
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2013-06-21 12:47:06 PM

Ties to both the Tea Party and the Klu Klux Klan? Shocked!

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2013-06-21 12:49:38 PM
Oh wow.
 
2013-06-21 12:54:20 PM
Damn Teabaggers.
 
2013-06-21 12:54:55 PM
KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?
 
2013-06-21 01:00:01 PM
The head of the "Americans Demanding Liberty and Freedom," conspired to build a device that he would use to take the life of people with the wrong religious believes...

If Authoritarians are one thing, it's "glaring hypocrites."
 
2013-06-21 01:00:08 PM

cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?


Yeah I may not be up on my Klanism, but I thought those guys hated Jews worse than blacks. That blacks were pawns of international Jewry's plan to destroy the white man. Or something.
 
2013-06-21 01:00:58 PM

impaler: believes..


Beliefs, rather.

/I always do that.
 
2013-06-21 01:07:46 PM

gilgigamesh: cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?

Yeah I may not be up on my Klanism, but I thought those guys hated Jews worse than blacks. That blacks were pawns of international Jewry's plan to destroy the white man. Or something.


I believe the thinking is that Israel needs to be restored so that the Jews can return there, bringing about Christ's return so that he can kill them in the apocalypse.

IT'S IN THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS PEOPLE!
 
2013-06-21 01:08:01 PM

gilgigamesh: cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?

Yeah I may not be up on my Klanism, but I thought those guys hated Jews worse than blacks. That blacks were pawns of international Jewry's plan to destroy the white man. Or something.


But without Israel the One True White Jesus can't return through the inter-dimensional portal to cleanse the Earth of the inferior races

/or some such bullsh*t
 
2013-06-21 01:09:50 PM
Perhaps we should install bugs where these groups meet.
 
2013-06-21 01:12:18 PM
Liberty, AND Freedom? That organization just wants it all, doesn't it?
 
2013-06-21 01:21:05 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I believe the thinking is that Israel needs to be restored so that the Jews can return there, bringing about Christ's return so that he can kill them in the apocalypse.

IT'S IN THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS PEOPLE!


MaudlinMutantMollusk: But without Israel the One True White Jesus can't return through the inter-dimensional portal to cleanse the Earth of the inferior races

/or some such bullsh*t


No, you guys are thinking of Evangelicals. I am pretty sure the Klan hates Jews along the same lines as the Nazis. Or at least they used to. The Klan ain't what it used to be.
 
2013-06-21 01:26:52 PM
This is bullshiat! It says they charged with conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists, but they were tryna KILL terrists!
 
2013-06-21 01:28:34 PM
what in the unholy fark
 
2013-06-21 01:31:24 PM
Who were his co-workers and managers at GE?  They didn't notice this guy is crazy?
 
2013-06-21 01:34:28 PM
Totally a charitable non profit organization eligible for 501(C) (3) status.
 
2013-06-21 01:37:48 PM

what_now: Totally a charitable non profit organization eligible for 501(C) (3) status.


That's right. Inspecting anything this proud patriot does is unamerican. The second amendment clearly licenses the possession of death rays, and doesn't say anything about not selling them to the Jews to kill the musselmen.
 
2013-06-21 01:39:17 PM
Gee, I hope this doesn't jeopardize their 501(c)(4) status.  Clearly the Tea Party is doing important social welfare work here.
 
2013-06-21 01:39:28 PM

gilgigamesh: No, you guys are thinking of Evangelicals. I am pretty sure the Klan hates Jews along the same lines as the Nazis. Or at least they used to. The Klan ain't what it used to be.


Plus, he recruited from synagogues: "In April 2012, authorities were notified that Crawford had gone to an Albany-area synagogue and and contacted a local Jewish organizations 'seeking out individuals who might offer assistance in helping him with a type of technology that could be used against people he perceived as enemies of Israel' and the United States. He called these perceived enemies and Muslims 'medical waste' and 'scumbags'."

The enemy of their enemy is...?
 
2013-06-21 01:40:23 PM

Jackson Herring: what in the unholy fark


Speaking of, I wonder what his Fark screen name is?
 
2013-06-21 01:40:45 PM
At least it's creative batshiattery. Everybody else just makes fertilizer bombs; these guys were going for a Death Ray.

/I wonder who's going to take his ComiCon tickets from the evidence locker.
 
2013-06-21 01:43:17 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Perhaps we should install bugs where these groups meet.


Bedbugs.
Hmm.
That might work.
 
2013-06-21 01:44:05 PM
But remember, kids - the Tea Party is open to members of all ideologies, the Klan is a Liberal organization founded by the Democrat Party, and THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A VIOLENT CONSERVATIVE!
 
2013-06-21 01:44:56 PM

Cythraul: Liberty, AND Freedom? That organization just wants it all, doesn't it?


The redundancy in the group's name is funny, but I still wonder about the context in which Tea Party groups are using words like liberty and freedom when they support such authoritarian policies. Liberty for people who think like us, but not for outsiders? Or perhaps fundie Christian jargon, as in freedom from the bondage of sin? Sadly, I think it's more likely that they take the nuttier ends of right-wing media at face value and just lack self-awareness or the ability to detect irony.
 
2013-06-21 01:46:14 PM

abb3w: Ties to both the Tea Party and the Klu Klux Klan? Shocked!
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Redundant. A tie to one is a tie to both. He is a mainstream Republican, after all.
 
2013-06-21 01:46:40 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Bedbugs.
Hmm.
That might work.


Heh. Listening devices, as Fox News suggested we install in mosques after the Boston Marathon bombing.
 
2013-06-21 01:47:43 PM

Dr Dreidel: gilgigamesh: No, you guys are thinking of Evangelicals. I am pretty sure the Klan hates Jews along the same lines as the Nazis. Or at least they used to. The Klan ain't what it used to be.

Plus, he recruited from synagogues: "In April 2012, authorities were notified that Crawford had gone to an Albany-area synagogue and and contacted a local Jewish organizations 'seeking out individuals who might offer assistance in helping him with a type of technology that could be used against people he perceived as enemies of Israel' and the United States. He called these perceived enemies and Muslims 'medical waste' and 'scumbags'."

The enemy of their enemy is...?


Yeah. I don't think he thought that step of his plan out to well. Doing that was just about as smart as putting out a Craigslist ad to recruit people.
 
2013-06-21 01:48:58 PM

cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?


If that seems unreasonable, that's because it is. You can't use reason to get to where this guy's mind is. It took years of studying derp out, and the divorce from reality is all the way to potato.
 
2013-06-21 01:49:24 PM

Walter Paisley: Cythraul: Liberty, AND Freedom? That organization just wants it all, doesn't it?

The redundancy in the group's name is funny, but I still wonder about the context in which Tea Party groups are using words like liberty and freedom when they support such authoritarian policies. Liberty for people who think like us, but not for outsiders? Or perhaps fundie Christian jargon, as in freedom from the bondage of sin? Sadly, I think it's more likely that they take the nuttier ends of right-wing media at face value and just lack self-awareness or the ability to detect irony.


It's nothing new for rightists: We have not tried to suppress true, legitimate liberty; on the contrary, we have tried to preserve it. We are for liberty, but liberty with order, the kind of liberty which will not threaten the basic principles of our nation, nor threaten its faith and unity. -  Francisco Franco
 
2013-06-21 01:54:12 PM

cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?


Kind of like in England where Jews are ok with the BNP because they really hate Muslims.

Or like that episode of Oz where they were preparing for a race riot and the white supremacists let the jewish guy in to their ranks because he had the right color skin.
 
2013-06-21 01:54:32 PM

gilgigamesh: cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?

Yeah I may not be up on my Klanism, but I thought those guys hated Jews worse than blacks. That blacks were pawns of international Jewry's plan to destroy the white man. Or something.


what happened to you kkk? i didn't agree with your views, but could at least count on you to do bigotry right. its like we don't even know you anymore.
 
2013-06-21 01:55:17 PM
Now where's Stewie?
 
2013-06-21 01:56:17 PM
The photographer's name is awesome....Skip Dickstein
 
2013-06-21 01:56:21 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: demaL-demaL-yeH: Bedbugs.
Hmm.
That might work.

Heh. Listening devices, as Fox News suggested we install in mosques after the Boston Marathon bombing.


No. That's unconstitutional without probable cause and a warrant.
Bedbugs for Racists, on the other hand, is a measured, proportional, nonpolitical response.
(Now there's an idea for a 501(c) that really is a social welfare organization.)

/Bat guano would fly right over their heads, and they don't need any more high-grade fertilizer.
 
2013-06-21 01:56:57 PM
Jesus H Titty F*cking Christ.
 
2013-06-21 01:57:07 PM
A year later -- April 15, the day of the Boston Marathon bombings -- Crawford said in an e-mail exchange monitored by the FBI that he had found a power supply. He railed against President Obama, whom he derided as "your treasoness bedwetting maggot in chief," for "bringing the muzzies here without background checks."

Wow, what is his fark handle?
 
2013-06-21 02:02:43 PM
Sounds more like a plot for a bad James Bond movie.
 
2013-06-21 02:03:44 PM
So, when is this fine, upstanding Republican running for office?
 
2013-06-21 02:04:06 PM

Dr Dreidel: gilgigamesh: No, you guys are thinking of Evangelicals. I am pretty sure the Klan hates Jews along the same lines as the Nazis. Or at least they used to. The Klan ain't what it used to be.

Plus, he recruited from synagogues: "In April 2012, authorities were notified that Crawford had gone to an Albany-area synagogue and and contacted a local Jewish organizations 'seeking out individuals who might offer assistance in helping him with a type of technology that could be used against people he perceived as enemies of Israel' and the United States. He called these perceived enemies and Muslims 'medical waste' and 'scumbags'."

The enemy of their enemy is...?


Next on the list?  That way once they finish off the damn mooslems, they'll have all their names & addresses?

Nah, they don't sound like they'd be smart enough to think like that.

At least they showed a bit of originality, and didn't just go for the ol' 'Let's make some Ricin!' plot.
 
2013-06-21 02:05:40 PM
Hartunian, the U.S. attorney, said the case "demonstrates how we must remain vigilant to detect and stop potential terrorists, who so often harbor hatred toward people they deem undesirable."

I'm very happy with the fact that the US attorney said this white, conservative, Christian is a terrorist. It's pretty boring to only hear that label applied to non-whites, non-conservatives, and non-Christians who seek to kill and maim others. Really loses its punch, not to mention its rather broadly applying definition, when it becomes just another substitute for "the other."
 
2013-06-21 02:09:02 PM

cman: KKK working to destroy the enemies of Israel?

What kind of world do we live in?


They're still needed to bring about those wacky Revelations prophecies. Otherwise it's still OK to hate the Jews.
 
2013-06-21 02:10:10 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Walter Paisley: Cythraul: Liberty, AND Freedom? That organization just wants it all, doesn't it?

The redundancy in the group's name is funny, but I still wonder about the context in which Tea Party groups are using words like liberty and freedom when they support such authoritarian policies. Liberty for people who think like us, but not for outsiders? Or perhaps fundie Christian jargon, as in freedom from the bondage of sin? Sadly, I think it's more likely that they take the nuttier ends of right-wing media at face value and just lack self-awareness or the ability to detect irony.

It's nothing new for rightists: We have not tried to suppress true, legitimate liberty; on the contrary, we have tried to preserve it. We are for liberty, but liberty with order, the kind of liberty which will not threaten the basic principles of our nation, nor threaten its faith and unity. -  Francisco Franco


That's a good point. If any of the Tea Party base is still alive in 20-30 years, it wouldn't be surprising to hear them say something along the lines of "People like Hitler and Franco had the right idea, but they just went about it the wrong way."
 
2013-06-21 02:10:33 PM
Teahadists: prepare for Derpcon 5.  False Flag Fighters report to sector potato!
 
2013-06-21 02:14:06 PM
immediately made me think of the death ray machine that Inspector Dreyfus had built after he became an insane super villain, in the Pink Panther movies. Alas I can't find picture nor video of the silly death ray machine which I recall was rather Flash Gordon-esque.
 
2013-06-21 02:14:10 PM
Czarangelus really went off the deep end since getting banned.
 
2013-06-21 02:22:36 PM
Portable X-Ray beam weapon in a van? What kind of nutty plan is that? Paging Dr. Evil!
 
2013-06-21 02:27:06 PM

Farker Soze: Czarangelus really went off the deep end since getting banned.


has anyone heard from Tats lately?
 
2013-06-21 02:31:18 PM
Teabaggers want freedom. The freedom to be murderous, tyrannical asshats.
 
2013-06-21 02:35:55 PM

KarmicDisaster: Portable X-Ray beam weapon in a van? What kind of nutty plan is that? Paging Dr. Evil!


Is that even technologically possible, or am I going to get a visit from the FBI for my insidious plan to build a time machine to travel back to 1932 to stop FDR from becoming president by whatever means necessary?
 
2013-06-21 02:40:29 PM
Also this stuff was covered under the Social Welfare clause in the 501c3 so it's legit.
 
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