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(News Daily)   Vladimir Putin calls off planned exhibition of Angela Merkel's booty   (newsdaily.com) divider line 16
    More: Interesting, Angela Merkel, Russian President Vladimir Putin, Putin, Red Army, Dmitry Peskov, International economics  
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2013-06-21 12:35:01 PM  
I'm Putin right now so I find this ...
 
2013-06-21 12:35:08 PM  
img.fark.net

Ohhhhh... It's ON like Donkey Kong
 
2013-06-21 12:36:01 PM  
So sorry for the paper-hanger and his minions. TTT.
 
2013-06-21 12:41:50 PM  
Gee Whiz, it's not like Hitler had a Super Bowl Ring or anything....
 
2013-06-21 12:54:36 PM  
What was the point? Her FKK pictures are all over the Internet anyway.
 
2013-06-21 01:04:30 PM  
Well we can help it  (I guess)... far

Warning: Link NSFW (not safe for work or your health).
 
2013-06-21 01:15:02 PM  
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What Putin and Merkel discussing booty may look like
 
2013-06-21 01:40:23 PM  
Look at that booty. Show me the booty.
Gimme the booty. I want the booty.
Back up tha booty. I need tha booty.
I like the booty. Oh, what a booty.
Shakin' that booty. I saw tha booty.
I want the booty. Lord, what a booty.
Bring on tha booty. Give up tha booty.
Lovin' tha booty. Round booty.
Down for tha booty. I want tha booty.
Huntin' tha booty. Chasin' tha booty.
Casing tha booty. Gettin' tha booty.
Beautiful booty. Smokin' booty.
Talk to tha booty. More booty.
Fine booty.
VERSE 2
All about tha booty. Big ol' booty.
Serious booty. Amazin' booty.
I'll take tha booty. Where is tha booty?
Stare at tha booty. Walk in tha booty.
Touchin' tha booty. Whose got tha booty?
Grabbin' tha booty. Rubbin' tha booty.
Lovin' tha booty. Huggin' tha booty.
Kissin' tha booty. Holdin' tha booty.
Watchin' tha booty. Kickin' tha booty.
VERSE 3
Sleepin' booty. Screamin' booty.
Harder booty. Softer booty.
Sweeter booty. Sour booty.
Nude booty. Used booty.
Whose booty? Sista's booty.
Yo momma's booty. Cookin' booty.
Mean booty. Good luck with tha booty.
Farm booty. Home booty.
Road booty. Found booty.
Covered booty. Bare booty.
Sweated booty. Patted that booty. <----not quite sure about patted that
Bad booty. Sadder booty.
Wide booty. Wider booty.
Double wide booty.
VERSE 4
Live for tha booty. Yell at tha booty.
Suein' tha booty. Scared of tha booty.
Expensive booty. Cheap booty.
Discount booty. Rented booty.
Leashed booty. Sellin' tha booty.
Workin' booty. Easy booty.
Sleezy booty. Greasy booty.
Need a lot more booty.
Wet booty. Dry booty.
I hope that one's my booty.
Pretty booty. Pity booty.
Little bitty booty. Beautiful booty.
Curessin' tha booty. Dissin' tha booty.
Missin' tha booty. Messin' with tha booty.
Ooooh what a wonderful booty.
Powerful booty. Findin' tha booty.
Gimme tha booty. Wake up booty.
Breakfast booty. Lunch booty.
Supper booty. Dinner booty.
Expensive booty. Cheap booty.
Buffet booty. Hot booty.
Cold booty. Take-out booty.
Delivery booty. All booty.

--Tim Wilson
 
2013-06-21 01:44:18 PM  

sage254: Well we can help it  (I guess)... far

Warning: Link NSFW (not safe for work or your health).


Is that a young Merkin.....er, Merkel on the left?
 
2013-06-21 02:03:33 PM  

Langdon Alger: Look at that booty. Show me the booty.
Gimme the booty. I want the booty.
Back up tha booty. I need tha booty.
I like the booty. Oh, what a booty.
Shakin' that booty. I saw tha booty.
I want the booty. Lord, what a booty.
Bring on tha booty. Give up tha booty.
Lovin' tha booty. Round booty.
Down for tha booty. I want tha booty.
Huntin' tha booty. Chasin' tha booty.
Casing tha booty. Gettin' tha booty.
Beautiful booty. Smokin' booty.
Talk to tha booty. More booty.
Fine booty.
VERSE 2
All about tha booty. Big ol' booty.
Serious booty. Amazin' booty.
I'll take tha booty. Where is tha booty?
Stare at tha booty. Walk in tha booty.
Touchin' tha booty. Whose got tha booty?
Grabbin' tha booty. Rubbin' tha booty.
Lovin' tha booty. Huggin' tha booty.
Kissin' tha booty. Holdin' tha booty.
Watchin' tha booty. Kickin' tha booty.
VERSE 3
Sleepin' booty. Screamin' booty.
Harder booty. Softer booty.
Sweeter booty. Sour booty.
Nude booty. Used booty.
Whose booty? Sista's booty.
Yo momma's booty. Cookin' booty.
Mean booty. Good luck with tha booty.
Farm booty. Home booty.
Road booty. Found booty.
Covered booty. Bare booty.
Sweated booty. Patted that booty. <----not quite sure about patted that
Bad booty. Sadder booty.
Wide booty. Wider booty.
Double wide booty.
VERSE 4
Live for tha booty. Yell at tha booty.
Suein' tha booty. Scared of tha booty.
Expensive booty. Cheap booty.
Discount booty. Rented booty.
Leashed booty. Sellin' tha booty.
Workin' booty. Easy booty.
Sleezy booty. Greasy booty.
Need a lot more booty.
Wet booty. Dry booty.
I hope that one's my booty.
Pretty booty. Pity booty.
Little bitty booty. Beautiful booty.
Curessin' tha booty. Dissin' tha booty.
Missin' tha booty. Messin' with tha booty.
Ooooh what a wonderful booty.
Powerful booty. Findin' tha booty.
Gimme tha booty. Wake up booty.
Breakfast booty. Lunch booty.
Supper booty. Dinner booty.
Expensive booty. Cheap booty.
Buffet booty. Hot booty.
Cold booty. Take-out booty.
Delivery booty. All booty.

--Tim Wilson


Linky Linky
 
2013-06-21 02:45:57 PM  

amindtat: sage254: Well we can help it  (I guess)... far

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Is that a young Merkin.....er, Merkel on the left?


That's what they say. She used to be in FKK (the German naturalists' organization)
 
2013-06-21 04:09:10 PM  
a) start a war to take over the world. b) get your azzez handed to you and your country plundered. c) whine like a bunch of babies. d) get farked.
 
2013-06-21 04:49:32 PM  
Asked what Merkel would have said in her speech, deputy government spokesman Georg Streiter responded that she may have pointed to the "view supported by international law" that the art works should be handed back to Germany.

I think they should return the art to Germany, just as soon as Germany finds and returns all the art they looted from the conquered territories, starting with the Amber Room. Since that will never happen, they can go fark themselves.
 
2013-06-21 07:10:13 PM  

sage254: Well we can help it  (I guess)... faryou mean? I see three hot women there.

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I suppose excessive time in my bunk might be bad for my health.
 
2013-06-21 07:12:33 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: sage254: Well we can help it  (I guess)... faryou mean? I see three hot women there.

Warning: Link NSFW (not safe for work or your health).

I suppose excessive time in my bunk might be bad for my health.


The hell? That was supposed to be:

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sage254: Well we can help it  (I guess)... far

Warning: Link NSFW (not safe for work or your health).


I suppose excessive time in my bunk might be bad for my health.
 
2013-06-22 10:44:02 AM  
If we're gonna do this, let's do it right: i wanna see Julia Gillard's booty.
 
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