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(Click On Detroit)   While writing tickets in Texas, police officers should beware of back-seat monkeys. With video   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 15
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2013-06-21 01:10:22 PM
3 votes:
Trunk monkey was a great ad campaign
2013-06-21 03:02:32 PM
2 votes:
Back seat monkeys sounds like a term Paula Dean would use.
2013-06-21 02:23:34 PM
2 votes:

Cold_Sassy: doubled99: Very well trained!

Well you have to give the cops credit for not getting all whiny about it or shooting the monkey.


at the very least he should have

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2013-06-21 04:02:49 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: ReapTheChaos: Typical cop over dramatizing the situation. Couldn't just say the monkey scratched/bit his hand, nope he was ATTACKED!!

This is the same shiat as cops charging someone with resisting arrest because they asked why they were being arrested instead of immediately assuming the position.

Well, monkeys can rip people's face off.


and guns can kill people... you're not saying you want to deprive responsible monkey owners of their god given right to have as many monkeys of whatever type they want just because of the potential for harm, are you?   what if the founding fathers were including monkeys when they referred to a 'well organized militia'?
2013-06-21 03:26:58 PM
1 votes:
Shockingly, "back seat monkey" did not return any porn on the first screen.

/You're letting me down, internet.
2013-06-21 03:19:36 PM
1 votes:
Next week's headline:  Texas police officer dies of Ebola.
2013-06-21 03:01:54 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Wow, must be nice. Back in the day when i was an officer, we had to use something called a ...wait for it....pen and paper to write tickets. And no robocop gear on your head either, just your hat. No dash cam either. That being said, the haters here can suck it long and deep. Yes, the department gets a small cut of each ticket for operational costs and new equipment. That does not mean that we wrote tickets to get more cash. In fact, i was never told that "you're not writing enough, or....write x amount per shift.". So, try not speeding then whine because you got a citation, and make up lame ass excuses like "omg..you're just trying to make your quota" derp. Unless you have done the job, you have NO idea what it entails.


Man who spit in your liter of cola!
2013-06-21 02:48:49 PM
1 votes:
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At least the monkey didnt take a dump in the cop car
2013-06-21 02:45:23 PM
1 votes:
Texas?  The guy is lucky the officer didn't shoot the monkey, the driver, the truck, and a couple scrub trees.
2013-06-21 02:39:46 PM
1 votes:
Okay monkey what do you have to say for yourself?

Monkey: tastes like bacon
2013-06-21 02:34:55 PM
1 votes:
He screamed like a little girl, I'm sure that won't be replayed for the next 20 years.
2013-06-21 02:29:39 PM
1 votes:
FTV: "A monkey? Like, a legitimate monkey?"

Simian shiat, different day.
2013-06-21 02:28:25 PM
1 votes:
It wasn't MY monkey, but just to be on the safe side, I'm spanking my monkey anyway...
2013-06-21 02:23:26 PM
1 votes:

Cold_Sassy: doubled99: Very well trained!

Well you have to give the cops credit for not getting all whiny about it or shooting the monkey.


Maybe he just spanked the monkey?
2013-06-21 02:21:12 PM
1 votes:
I keep a few in my trunk for warrantless searches.
 
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