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2013-06-21 12:56:58 PM
Officer works for the town of Aransas Pass, Texas.

http://www.officer.com/news/10975349/video-monkey-attacks-aransas-pa ss -texas-police-officer

Pop. 8,138 in 2000, 6,067 in 2010.  Median income $34K, 24% poverty rate.

WTF is with all the Robocop gear?
 
2013-06-21 01:10:22 PM
Trunk monkey was a great ad campaign
 
2013-06-21 01:26:13 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Officer works for the town of Aransas Pass, Texas.

http://www.officer.com/news/10975349/video-monkey-attacks-aransas-pa ss -texas-police-officer

Pop. 8,138 in 2000, 6,067 in 2010.  Median income $34K, 24% poverty rate.

WTF is with all the Robocop gear?


They're allowed to steal all the cash from anyone they stop, and then get to keep a cut for themselves.

It really is quite a racket.
 
2013-06-21 01:45:02 PM

whither_apophis: Trunk monkey was a great ad campaign


img.fark.net

That.
 
2013-06-21 02:18:59 PM
Very well trained!
 
2013-06-21 02:21:12 PM
I keep a few in my trunk for warrantless searches.
 
2013-06-21 02:21:45 PM

doubled99: Very well trained!


Well you have to give the cops credit for not getting all whiny about it or shooting the monkey.
 
2013-06-21 02:23:26 PM

Cold_Sassy: doubled99: Very well trained!

Well you have to give the cops credit for not getting all whiny about it or shooting the monkey.


Maybe he just spanked the monkey?
 
2013-06-21 02:23:34 PM

Cold_Sassy: doubled99: Very well trained!

Well you have to give the cops credit for not getting all whiny about it or shooting the monkey.


at the very least he should have

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 02:23:39 PM

Cold_Sassy: doubled99: Very well trained!

Well you have to give the cops credit for not getting all whiny about it or shooting the monkey.


THIS. Most cops would have arrested the guy, had the monkey quarrantined, impounded his truck, etc...
 
2013-06-21 02:24:06 PM
Someone needs to test that monkey for rage. Hand it a banana and I'll pee on it.
 
2013-06-21 02:26:40 PM
We need more monkeys like this. Maybe teach the cops from farming money from the public.  I mean umm writing tickets.
 
2013-06-21 02:28:25 PM
It wasn't MY monkey, but just to be on the safe side, I'm spanking my monkey anyway...
 
2013-06-21 02:29:39 PM
FTV: "A monkey? Like, a legitimate monkey?"

Simian shiat, different day.
 
2013-06-21 02:29:48 PM
his accomplice Clyde was unavailable for comment.
 
2013-06-21 02:31:21 PM
I love how the commercial before the video is by the Suburban Auto Group.
 
2013-06-21 02:31:46 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: whither_apophis: Trunk monkey was a great ad campaign

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That.


i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-21 02:32:40 PM
Back-seat monkeys? Are those anything like drop bears?
 
2013-06-21 02:33:37 PM
"A camera lodged onto Moore's sunglasses caught the entire scene on camera."

I've seen that guys pron website... it's pretty good.
 
2013-06-21 02:34:55 PM
He screamed like a little girl, I'm sure that won't be replayed for the next 20 years.
 
2013-06-21 02:36:30 PM
See, first thing check to see if they have a liesaunce for zat minkey.
 
2013-06-21 02:36:53 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-21 02:37:23 PM
I will never understand why unrestrained animals are allowed in vehicles where they can -- and do -- distract the driver and cause a significant accident.

In a sane world, that should've been an on-the-spot citation for having an improperly restrained animal in the vehicle.
 
2013-06-21 02:39:46 PM
Okay monkey what do you have to say for yourself?

Monkey: tastes like bacon
 
2013-06-21 02:40:39 PM

Marcus Aurelius: BarkingUnicorn: Officer works for the town of Aransas Pass, Texas.

http://www.officer.com/news/10975349/video-monkey-attacks-aransas-pa ss -texas-police-officer

Pop. 8,138 in 2000, 6,067 in 2010.  Median income $34K, 24% poverty rate.

WTF is with all the Robocop gear?

They're allowed to steal all the cash from anyone they stop, and then get to keep a cut for themselves.

It really is quite a racket.


Tenn does that too. They even fight over their victims and threaten to kill each other.
 
2013-06-21 02:44:01 PM
Wow, must be nice. Back in the day when i was an officer, we had to use something called a ...wait for it....pen and paper to write tickets. And no robocop gear on your head either, just your hat. No dash cam either. That being said, the haters here can suck it long and deep. Yes, the department gets a small cut of each ticket for operational costs and new equipment. That does not mean that we wrote tickets to get more cash. In fact, i was never told that "you're not writing enough, or....write x amount per shift.". So, try not speeding then whine because you got a citation, and make up lame ass excuses like "omg..you're just trying to make your quota" derp. Unless you have done the job, you have NO idea what it entails.
 
2013-06-21 02:44:37 PM
Heh heh heh
 
2013-06-21 02:45:23 PM
Texas?  The guy is lucky the officer didn't shoot the monkey, the driver, the truck, and a couple scrub trees.
 
2013-06-21 02:46:40 PM
Assault on a police officer. Plain and simple.
 
2013-06-21 02:47:14 PM
Typical cop over dramatizing the situation. Couldn't just say the monkey scratched/bit his hand, nope he was ATTACKED!!

This is the same shiat as cops charging someone with resisting arrest because they asked why they were being arrested instead of immediately assuming the position.
 
2013-06-21 02:48:49 PM
img.fark.net

At least the monkey didnt take a dump in the cop car
 
2013-06-21 02:49:44 PM
It's a madhouse. A MADHOOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!!!!
 
2013-06-21 02:49:49 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Back in the day when i was an officer


How is that possible? Movies have taught me that cops always die two days before retirement.

Also... nothing personal... but traffic cops are revenue generators for the City/County/Etc... it has nothing to do with safety.
 
2013-06-21 02:50:43 PM

ReapTheChaos: Typical cop over dramatizing the situation. Couldn't just say the monkey scratched/bit his hand, nope he was ATTACKED!!

This is the same shiat as cops charging someone with resisting arrest because they asked why they were being arrested instead of immediately assuming the position.


Well, monkeys can rip people's face off.
 
2013-06-21 02:52:04 PM
I refuse to rtfa because the headline is so racist.
 
2013-06-21 02:52:53 PM
When I was really young, the cops would give my brother and I stickers when they pulled over my parents.

That monkey just wanted your stylus officer... time to win some hearts and minds.
 
2013-06-21 02:52:58 PM

CygnusDarius: ReapTheChaos: Typical cop over dramatizing the situation. Couldn't just say the monkey scratched/bit his hand, nope he was ATTACKED!!

This is the same shiat as cops charging someone with resisting arrest because they asked why they were being arrested instead of immediately assuming the position.

Well, monkeys can rip people's face off.


This. I could never understand why anybody would want to keep primates as pets.  They are pretty foul-tempered animals and can be very dangerous.
 
2013-06-21 02:53:49 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 02:53:52 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Bit'O'Gristle: Back in the day when i was an officer

How is that possible? Movies have taught me that cops always die two days before retirement.

Also... nothing personal... but traffic cops are revenue generators for the City/County/Etc... it has nothing to do with safety.


/Well.strictly speaking...there is no such thing as a "traffic cop", or..one that does only traffic, and doesn't respond to calls.  At least not where i am from.  Perhaps big cities have dedicated traffic officers, but in my experience, we did it all. Traffic, 911 calls....etc. Even state troopers will respond to emergency calls if help is needed.  And yes, it's not only a revenue cow, but also helps keep speeds down, dui's off the road.  So it IS a safety issue. If there were NO cops on the highway, or city streets, im sure everyone would just go about their business without speeding or driving recklessly.

/sarcasm.
 
2013-06-21 02:55:09 PM
Jumanji
 
2013-06-21 02:55:34 PM
Hey, don't piss the monkey off he could have dynamite
 
2013-06-21 02:55:55 PM
I love how the driver acts like nothing happened and not one word was spoken of a monkey in the back seat.
 
2013-06-21 03:00:24 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: i was never told that "you're not writing enough, or....write x amount per shift.".


Of course not. That would be illegal. But if they promote the officers that write the most tickets (some departments DO promote based on tickets), that is ALSO a quota system...of sorts, isn't it?
 
2013-06-21 03:01:54 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Wow, must be nice. Back in the day when i was an officer, we had to use something called a ...wait for it....pen and paper to write tickets. And no robocop gear on your head either, just your hat. No dash cam either. That being said, the haters here can suck it long and deep. Yes, the department gets a small cut of each ticket for operational costs and new equipment. That does not mean that we wrote tickets to get more cash. In fact, i was never told that "you're not writing enough, or....write x amount per shift.". So, try not speeding then whine because you got a citation, and make up lame ass excuses like "omg..you're just trying to make your quota" derp. Unless you have done the job, you have NO idea what it entails.


Man who spit in your liter of cola!
 
2013-06-21 03:02:32 PM
Back seat monkeys sounds like a term Paula Dean would use.
 
2013-06-21 03:03:21 PM
When did they start giving Google Glasses to cops?
 
2013-06-21 03:04:54 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Bit'O'Gristle: i was never told that "you're not writing enough, or....write x amount per shift.".

Of course not. That would be illegal. But if they promote the officers that write the most tickets (some departments DO promote based on tickets), that is ALSO a quota system...of sorts, isn't it?


/granted, but i have never seen that happen.  Not saying it doesn't, but in my 25 years experience, i have not seem promotions based on ticket revenue.
 
2013-06-21 03:07:01 PM

bopis: Bit'O'Gristle: Wow, must be nice. Back in the day when i was an officer, we had to use something called a ...wait for it....pen and paper to write tickets. And no robocop gear on your head either, just your hat. No dash cam either. That being said, the haters here can suck it long and deep. Yes, the department gets a small cut of each ticket for operational costs and new equipment. That does not mean that we wrote tickets to get more cash. In fact, i was never told that "you're not writing enough, or....write x amount per shift.". So, try not speeding then whine because you got a citation, and make up lame ass excuses like "omg..you're just trying to make your quota" derp. Unless you have done the job, you have NO idea what it entails.

Man who spit in your liter of cola!


/chuckles.im sure if someone was breaking into your house, or kicking the shiat out of you or someone you love, you would be the first one to sue a department for not showing up fast enough.  Only when you need us right?  Not when you're breaking the law and get caught.

1/10
 
2013-06-21 03:07:06 PM
I can never get enough of cop/reporter animal interaction videos. Only video links I watch.

/ country ass country....
 
2013-06-21 03:07:07 PM

HalfOffOffer: I love how the driver acts like nothing happened and not one word was spoken of a monkey in the back seat.


I was kind of wondering about that myself. Maybe "monkey in the backseat" is the new "elephant in the room".
 
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