Summer Glau's Love Slave: Yo Mama so fat, when she haul a$$ she has to make TWO trips!/Not in the face.
SuperChuck: For my own amusement, I'm going to assume mph=men per hour in this case
Shaggy0717: since when did hoverounds go faster than 30mph?and when did Europe change from the metric system?
Gabrielmot: Legit question here...I thought about doing something similar for my Greyhound a while back (she managed to get out when the lawn guys left the gate open).But there really aren't any options I could find that didn't require some sort of contract.Believe it or not, I thought about adding her to our cell phone plan and getting her a throwaway phone (this was just as expensive as the dog GPS collars I saw).Are there any GPS devices out there which are always on which I could track from my computer that don't require a contract of some sort?
FrancoFile: So you want a device that continuously uses bandwidth, but you don't want to pay for it?
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