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(BBC)   'Alert: your mother has exceeded 30 mph'   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 17
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2013-06-21 11:21:21 AM
Yo Mama so fat, when she haul a$$ she has to make TWO trips!

/Not in the face.
 
2013-06-21 12:07:51 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Yo Mama so fat, when she haul a$$ she has to make TWO trips!

/Not in the face.


Yo mama so fat, when she tried to do the moonwalk, she went *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
 
2013-06-21 12:32:57 PM
Your momma is so fast, when she goes over 30 miles per hour we receive an alert, heh heh.

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pic is borrowed
 
2013-06-21 12:40:30 PM
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo Mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo Mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
 
2013-06-21 12:44:09 PM
For my own amusement, I'm going to assume mph=men per hour in this case
 
2013-06-21 12:45:05 PM
Yo mama's so heavy she told an inappropriately dour story during the middle of a rather pleasant social event.
 
2013-06-21 12:46:20 PM
Your mom exceeding 30 mph.

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/ DNRTFA
 
2013-06-21 12:48:18 PM

SuperChuck: For my own amusement, I'm going to assume mph=men per hour in this case


She makes $7.50 an hour that way.
 
2013-06-21 12:57:04 PM
30 men per hour?  At $5 each she's making a decent amount of scratch.
 
2013-06-21 01:01:46 PM
since when did hoverounds go faster than 30mph?

and when did Europe change from the metric system?
 
2013-06-21 01:07:07 PM

Shaggy0717: since when did hoverounds go faster than 30mph?

and when did Europe change from the metric system?


The UK has never considered itself part of Europe, and has never fully converted to the metric system.
 
2013-06-21 01:57:50 PM
Tillmaster:The UK has never considered itself part of Europe, and has never fully converted to the metric system.

They'll be converting as soon as their new king takes the throne, with his one-centimeter-wide thumb.
 
2013-06-21 02:50:41 PM
Legit question here...

I thought about doing something similar for my Greyhound a while back (she managed to get out when the lawn guys left the gate open).

But there really aren't any options I could find that didn't require some sort of contract.

Believe it or not, I thought about adding her to our cell phone plan and getting her a throwaway phone (this was just as expensive as the dog GPS collars I saw).

Are there any GPS devices out there which are always on which I could track from my computer that don't require a contract of some sort?
 
2013-06-21 03:02:05 PM
Just keep 'em drugged. They don't go anywhere.

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2013-06-21 03:29:36 PM
Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.
 
2013-06-21 04:09:22 PM

Gabrielmot: Legit question here...

I thought about doing something similar for my Greyhound a while back (she managed to get out when the lawn guys left the gate open).

But there really aren't any options I could find that didn't require some sort of contract.

Believe it or not, I thought about adding her to our cell phone plan and getting her a throwaway phone (this was just as expensive as the dog GPS collars I saw).

Are there any GPS devices out there which are always on which I could track from my computer that don't require a contract of some sort?



So you want a device that continuously uses bandwidth, but you don't want to pay for it?
 
2013-06-21 04:14:59 PM

FrancoFile: So you want a device that continuously uses bandwidth, but you don't want to pay for it?


While you're at it, I'd like to get in on that deal, too.
 
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