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(NPR)   A handy mapping of 'Bro' attributes includes 'Jockish', 'Dudely', 'Stoner-ish', and 'Preppy'. 'Overbearing Douche that Needs a Cockpunch' suspiciously absent   (npr.org) divider line 73
    More: Obvious, stoners, preppy, Know Your Meme, Joe Rogan, Brody Jenner, Brooks Brothers, racial politics, Armie Hammer  
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2013-06-21 03:35:25 PM
I was looking around for 'Bro-boken pics and came across this lovely website that is SO DAMN Bro-boken it hurts. I actually thought they were joking, but its real:  http://bangersallday.com/broboken-st-pattys-day-mix/

Hoboken used to be a charming working class Italian neighborhood. I considered moving there almost 20 years ago. Now it is so full of douche I do my best to stay away.
 
2013-06-21 03:35:47 PM

Lollipop165: I had dinner with an old friend in "Bro-boken" last week. I do honestly believe its gotten worse.

What's the female version of a "bro"? Cause I saw many of them too.


I think it's a "Becky"

Also, isn't a black "bro" just a "brother"?
 
2013-06-21 03:37:32 PM

cettin: Lollipop165: I had dinner with an old friend in "Bro-boken" last week. I do honestly believe its gotten worse.

What's the female version of a "bro"? Cause I saw many of them too.

I think it's a "Becky"

Also, isn't a black "bro" just a "brother"?


Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
 
2013-06-21 03:38:22 PM

Car_Ramrod: cettin: Lollipop165: I had dinner with an old friend in "Bro-boken" last week. I do honestly believe its gotten worse.

What's the female version of a "bro"? Cause I saw many of them too.

I think it's a "Becky"

Also, isn't a black "bro" just a "brother"?

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.


YES, THIS!
 
2013-06-21 03:40:12 PM

cettin: Car_Ramrod: cettin: Lollipop165: I had dinner with an old friend in "Bro-boken" last week. I do honestly believe its gotten worse.

What's the female version of a "bro"? Cause I saw many of them too.

I think it's a "Becky"

Also, isn't a black "bro" just a "brother"?

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

YES, THIS!


Earth to Car_Ramrod, have you ever thought there was more to life than being really, really, really good looking?
 
2013-06-21 03:43:06 PM
I was at the beach with my girl and one of her friends when a dude started hitting on the friend. She immediately called him a bro-dude and we was so offended! He was also a complete bro-dude. Including gym shorts and side-torn "tank top" T-Shirt.
 
2013-06-21 03:45:16 PM

Cyno01: Screw you guys, im gonna pop my collar, smoke a bowl and listen to my DMB bootlegs.



As long as it still comes with the handies from my HS gf in the car to and from DMB concerts, I'm willing to regress back to 1995.
 
2013-06-21 03:53:52 PM

cettin: cettin: Car_Ramrod: cettin: Lollipop165: I had dinner with an old friend in "Bro-boken" last week. I do honestly believe its gotten worse.

What's the female version of a "bro"? Cause I saw many of them too.

I think it's a "Becky"

Also, isn't a black "bro" just a "brother"?

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

YES, THIS!

Earth to Car_Ramrod, have you ever thought there was more to life than being really, really, really good looking?


But why male models?
 
2013-06-21 03:56:11 PM

Well Armed Sheep: The Brohemian Consulate shall hear of this!

/you can expect a letter from the Homosocial Anti-Defamation League.


HAHAHAHAHA..NICE ONE, BRAH!

*UP TOP*
 
2013-06-21 04:06:04 PM

Lollipop165: I was looking around for 'Bro-boken pics and came across this lovely website that is SO DAMN Bro-boken it hurts. I actually thought they were joking, but its real:  http://bangersallday.com/broboken-st-pattys-day-mix/

Hoboken used to be a charming working class Italian neighborhood. I considered moving there almost 20 years ago. Now it is so full of douche I do my best to stay away.


And not an Irish person within 200 miles of the place
 
2013-06-21 04:06:29 PM
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2013-06-21 04:10:53 PM

Bslim: Well Armed Sheep: The Brohemian Consulate shall hear of this!

/you can expect a letter from the Homosocial Anti-Defamation League.

HAHAHAHAHA..NICE ONE, BRAH!

*UP TOP*


*SIMULTANEOUS DOUBLE HIGH-FIVE AND JUMPING CHEST-BUMP*
 
2013-06-21 04:26:14 PM
White men: stop saying "Bro". You sound so extraordinarily stupid saying Bro it's all I can do not to piss myself laughing. And then I get mad. Seriously. That shiat went out with the 70's.

Afros are back though.
 
2013-06-21 04:58:08 PM

Hermione_Granger: White men: stop saying "Bro". You sound so extraordinarily stupid saying Bro it's all I can do not to piss myself laughing. And then I get mad. Seriously. That shiat went out with the 70's.

Afros are back though.


Chillax, bro.
 
2013-06-21 05:48:41 PM
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Sometimes it's alright to be dude-ish
 
2013-06-21 06:10:41 PM

redmid17: DMB is pretty bad music and I'd estimate that Farkers would classify me as more of a "bro" than 99% of people on this site

/DMB is tenable if it's pre 1998


Okay, fine, you're right - DMB was good at being fun.  Like they were Jack Johnson mixed with a damn good jam band and Dave's then-original and kinda-fun licky guit-box style.
Great way to spend a summer night drinking beer.

Then (after about 98), Dave spent less time being fun, and wasn't nearly as good at being not-fun.

Still, though, for a fun band - they're good.
 
2013-06-21 06:12:07 PM

fireclown: sweatybronson: Stop being judgemental, generalizing arses.

NEVER!


also, the term "homosocial" is awesome.


Yes, yes it is.

I have bits of stonerish / jockish / and dudleyish in me - which makes me Channing Tatum according to this list.

And I'm okay with that.
 
2013-06-21 06:19:51 PM
My brother and I refer to each other as "bro" all the time. I hate that some Axe-wearin', popped-collar douchebags have co-opted the word.
 
2013-06-21 06:30:39 PM
cool story.
 
2013-06-21 06:41:17 PM

Carn: What the shiat kind of backpack is that?


A very expensive kind. Mode Creation Munich or MCM, known for luggage and baggage, like a bavarian Louis Vuitton.
 
2013-06-21 06:49:05 PM

Headso: weird article for NPR... don't we have enough outlets dedicated to bullshiat fluff stories... like CNN and Cracked for instance...


its a sign of the end times. NPR is dead
 
2013-06-21 08:36:09 PM
I think the word "bro" is very useful in determining what kind of people are thoroughly unlikable and not worth hanging out with.
 
2013-06-22 01:07:14 AM
fireclown:

That said, what about the Hawaiian "brah"?

/lidat


Nah, not same.
 
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