xxmedium: I'm assuming after the reception they went to the Heavy Petting Zoo.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Wait: her name's Karma?
Sin_City_Superhero: She's cheating on him...
IAtetheChupacabra: "One ping only."Gaydar went off...
marleymaniac: So they got married at the zoo, in front of the tiger pen, and didn't expect it? Please, it is exactly what they wanted and now they are trying to get a viral pic out there.Attention Whores
Archae hippy: Dude, its your wedding day. Buy a damn razor.
space1999: [img.fark.net image 630x430].
darth_badger: Could have been worse ...[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]
Gecko Gingrich: darth_badger: Could have been worse ...[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]When I was about 10, we went to the zoo. My dad was reading a very similar sign. He should have finished reading about 3 seconds sooner, as he would have then left the zoo not smelling like ammonia.
TheShavingofOccam123: There's a public golf course called Tempe Rolling Hills. It sits just along the fence of the Phoenix Zoo.I think it's Number 3 tee that is right up against the fence.Try driving a ball straight when there's a lion roaring out its morning roars. You just can't concentrate on the ball when every instinctual reaction is telling you to throw your club in the air and run away screaming,
space1999: [img.fark.net image 630x430]It looks fake to me.
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