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2013-06-21 09:58:32 AM
Oh, those poor kids...
 
2013-06-21 10:08:04 AM
Your tax dollars at work...
 
2013-06-21 10:10:31 AM

gimmegimme: Your tax dollars at work...


Tax dollars?! Tax dollars pay for that place?
 
2013-06-21 10:12:11 AM

Cythraul: gimmegimme: Your tax dollars at work...

Tax dollars?! Tax dollars pay for that place?


Link

Link
 
2013-06-21 10:12:14 AM
Well, the Bachmanns and Gohmerts of the world have to get their start somewhere, I guess
 
2013-06-21 10:37:13 AM
www.virginmedia.com

/oblig
 
2013-06-21 11:19:08 AM
Fun Fact: Many hardcore fundamentalists will find this exhibit offensive since it contains reference to non-christian, heathen/pagan cultures. Also...

Evolutionists struggle to explain the intriguing evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.

Actually, no. No they don't.
 
2013-06-21 11:20:53 AM

gimmegimme: Cythraul: gimmegimme: Your tax dollars at work...

Tax dollars?! Tax dollars pay for that place?

Link

Link


Oh...

wow.
 
2013-06-21 11:22:45 AM
I'd like to see this one full-size.

www.answersingenesis.org
 
2013-06-21 11:35:53 AM

kid_icarus: Fun Fact: Many hardcore fundamentalists will find this exhibit offensive since it contains reference to non-christian, heathen/pagan cultures. Also...

Evolutionists struggle to understand people who think that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.

Actually, no. No they don't.


Fixed it so it makes sense.
 
2013-06-21 12:32:59 PM
There is overwhelming evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.  Most people don't know about it, but it's true.
 
2013-06-21 12:36:13 PM

FloydA: There is overwhelming evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.  Most people don't know about it, but it's true.


Dude, The Flintstones was not a documentary.
 
2013-06-21 12:45:07 PM
So they added a fantasy exhibit, just like all the other exhibits in their museum.
 
2013-06-21 12:48:24 PM

gimmegimme: FloydA: There is overwhelming evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.  Most people don't know about it, but it's true.

Dude, The Flintstones was not a documentary.


Even evolutionists like Jack Horner and Ernst Mayr admit that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.  There are a small minority of scientists, like Alan Feduccia and Larry Martin, who deny it, but if you ask most scientists, in private, they will admit that humans and dinosaurs are contemporaries.  The famous evolutionist Jared Diamond has even gone to places like New Guinea in search of living dinosaurs.
 
2013-06-21 12:50:10 PM

FloydA: gimmegimme: FloydA: There is overwhelming evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.  Most people don't know about it, but it's true.

Dude, The Flintstones was not a documentary.

Even evolutionists like Jack Horner and Ernst Mayr admit that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.  There are a small minority of scientists, like Alan Feduccia and Larry Martin, who deny it, but if you ask most scientists, in private, they will admit that humans and dinosaurs are contemporaries.  The famous evolutionist Jared Diamond has even gone to places like New Guinea in search of living dinosaurs.


Well, if you're noting something like Coelacanth, that's fine, but if you're saying that Jack Horner believes that early humans were hanging out with T-Rexes, well, you sillypants.
 
2013-06-21 12:53:19 PM

gimmegimme: FloydA: gimmegimme: FloydA: There is overwhelming evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.  Most people don't know about it, but it's true.

Dude, The Flintstones was not a documentary.

Even evolutionists like Jack Horner and Ernst Mayr admit that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.  There are a small minority of scientists, like Alan Feduccia and Larry Martin, who deny it, but if you ask most scientists, in private, they will admit that humans and dinosaurs are contemporaries.  The famous evolutionist Jared Diamond has even gone to places like New Guinea in search of living dinosaurs.

Well, if you're noting something like Coelacanth, that's fine, but if you're saying that Jack Horner believes that early humans were hanging out with T-Rexes, well, you sillypants.


The Coelacanth is a fish, not a dinosaur.  Many people have seen dinosaurs, and some even claim to have eaten dinosaur meat, but the media don't talk about it much.  It's an open secret among taxonomists though - they all know.
 
2013-06-21 12:53:24 PM

FloydA: gimmegimme: FloydA: There is overwhelming evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.  Most people don't know about it, but it's true.

Dude, The Flintstones was not a documentary.

Even evolutionists like Jack Horner and Ernst Mayr admit that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.  There are a small minority of scientists, like Alan Feduccia and Larry Martin, who deny it, but if you ask most scientists, in private, they will admit that humans and dinosaurs are contemporaries.  The famous evolutionist Jared Diamond has even gone to places like New Guinea in search of living dinosaurs.


Of course humans lived alongside with dinosaurs. We're living with dinosaurs right now. Just look out your window. See all those chirping things with feathers flying through the air?
 
2013-06-21 12:54:43 PM

FloydA: gimmegimme: FloydA: gimmegimme: FloydA: There is overwhelming evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.  Most people don't know about it, but it's true.

Dude, The Flintstones was not a documentary.

Even evolutionists like Jack Horner and Ernst Mayr admit that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.  There are a small minority of scientists, like Alan Feduccia and Larry Martin, who deny it, but if you ask most scientists, in private, they will admit that humans and dinosaurs are contemporaries.  The famous evolutionist Jared Diamond has even gone to places like New Guinea in search of living dinosaurs.

Well, if you're noting something like Coelacanth, that's fine, but if you're saying that Jack Horner believes that early humans were hanging out with T-Rexes, well, you sillypants.

The Coelacanth is a fish, not a dinosaur.  Many people have seen dinosaurs, and some even claim to have eaten dinosaur meat, but the media don't talk about it much.  It's an open secret among taxonomists though - they all know.


Ah, okay.  You're just crazy.
 
2013-06-21 12:54:56 PM
Cythraul:

Of course humans lived alongside with dinosaurs. We're living with dinosaurs right now. Just look out your window. See all those chirping things with feathers flying through the air?


Awww.  I was hoping to stretch this one out until the liters got here.  ;-)
 
2013-06-21 12:57:15 PM

FloydA: Cythraul:

Of course humans lived alongside with dinosaurs. We're living with dinosaurs right now. Just look out your window. See all those chirping things with feathers flying through the air?


Awww.  I was hoping to stretch this one out until the liters got here.  ;-)


That was some top-notch work, I have to hand it to you.
+10
 
2013-06-21 01:05:01 PM

FloydA: Cythraul:

Of course humans lived alongside with dinosaurs. We're living with dinosaurs right now. Just look out your window. See all those chirping things with feathers flying through the air?


Awww.  I was hoping to stretch this one out until the liters got here.  ;-)


Sorry to ruin it for you. :)
 
2013-06-21 01:07:18 PM
Cythraul:

Sorry to ruin it for you. :)

S'alright.  I might still get a few nibbles.
 
2013-06-21 01:38:27 PM

FloydA: Cythraul:

Sorry to ruin it for you. :)

S'alright.  I might still get a few nibbles.


It made me smile, even though I knew where you were going. I was thinking along the same lines a few days ago after reading everything I could about seriemas and then going for a walk around the ponds and watching the egret while really high.

fark yeah, dinosaurs
 
2013-06-21 01:43:16 PM

FloydA: There is overwhelming evidence that people lived at the same time as dinosaurs.  Most people don't know about it, but it's true.


Sorry, no. You need to make an alt or be less well known to pull that off.
 
2013-06-21 01:44:20 PM

kid_icarus: FloydA: Cythraul:

Of course humans lived alongside with dinosaurs. We're living with dinosaurs right now. Just look out your window. See all those chirping things with feathers flying through the air?


Awww.  I was hoping to stretch this one out until the liters got here.  ;-)

That was some top-notch work, I have to hand it to you.
+10


I agree, I have my preferences set to read the thread bottom up and had I had it the other way around I might have even bit that one
 
2013-06-21 01:45:23 PM
gimmegimme:

Cythraul: Tax dollars?! Tax dollars pay for that place?

Link
Link


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-21 01:46:34 PM
Regale yourself with delightful artwork and other beautiful adornments as you stroll beneath extraordinary Chinese dragons in the museum's portico.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to regale myself in public.
 
2013-06-21 01:47:08 PM
img.fark.net

Just look at this picture.  They think Jesus was white.
 
2013-06-21 01:47:08 PM
The artwork is neat though!
 
2013-06-21 01:47:15 PM
 
2013-06-21 01:47:35 PM
I am pointing and laughing at podunky.
 
2013-06-21 01:48:12 PM
But guys...guys...you guys...

They have ZIPLINES!

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 01:48:35 PM
This is child abuse.
 
2013-06-21 01:49:42 PM
You know, I like these kinds of threads.. because atheist or Christian... we all agree these people are idiots.
 
2013-06-21 01:50:05 PM
Will Puff and Jackie Paper be there?
 
2013-06-21 01:50:13 PM
Attendance tripled with the introduction of a realistic wax figure of some topless platinum blonde chick and her three pet dragons...
 
2013-06-21 01:51:16 PM
Several educated people with flamethrowers could put a stop to this easily.
 
2013-06-21 01:51:20 PM
So, evolution is a lie "from the pits of hell", but dragons are totes real, y'all.

If I'm ever near that part of the country,I'm taking a side trip to that "museum". I'll probably get my ass kicked out, but I so want to see the insanity in person. Especially the Jesus Ponies, er, dinosaurs.
 
2013-06-21 01:51:58 PM
I'm not sure what's worse - that people actually believe this crap, or that taxpayers are funding this crap. Scratch that - what's worse is that taxpayers are funding this crap. That's just ridiculous.
 
2013-06-21 01:52:05 PM

gimmegimme: Well, if you're noting something like Coelacanth, that's fine, but if you're saying that Jack Horner believes that early humans were hanging out with T-Rexes, well, you sillypants.


Yeah.  I'd kind of like to see some backup on that.  Horner doesn't seem like that guy, unless there is some CRAZY out of contextin' going on.
 
2013-06-21 01:53:40 PM
Fark party/tour of that place needs to happen one day.
 
2013-06-21 01:54:12 PM

FloydA: Cythraul:

Sorry to ruin it for you. :)

S'alright.  I might still get a few nibbles.


Truly a pocket ninja worthy post.

/I bow to you sir
 
2013-06-21 01:54:23 PM

FloydA: Cythraul:

Sorry to ruin it for you. :)

S'alright.  I might still get a few nibbles.


I was hoping you'd get as far as the talking dinosaurs.
 
2013-06-21 01:54:43 PM
gimme gimme gimmicky
 
2013-06-21 01:56:06 PM
I AM NOT defending these nut jobs BUT it is very possible that myths of dragons originated in part from dinosaur bones found back when man was more superstitious then MOST folks are today.
 
2013-06-21 01:56:20 PM
My father in law has an interesting theory about how the serpent in Genesis is really a dragon, which ties in to his interesting theory that the original sin is paternal cannibalism.
He makes a rather compelling argument with the evidence in the scriptures.
/not religious
//except during football season
 
2013-06-21 01:56:36 PM
Creation museums remind me of an old Steve Martin comedy bit where he talks about intentionally raising your children to talk wrong so that they end up seeming like crazy nutbars on their first day of school.

http://youtu.be/40K6rApRnhQ
 
Ant
2013-06-21 01:56:51 PM

make me some tea: Oh, those poor kids...


Child abuse.
 
2013-06-21 01:57:16 PM

FloydA: Cythraul:

Of course humans lived alongside with dinosaurs. We're living with dinosaurs right now. Just look out your window. See all those chirping things with feathers flying through the air?


Awww.  I was hoping to stretch this one out until the liters got here.  ;-)


That was beautiful, my friend.

But seriously, how awesome is it to contemplate that, yes, there are dinosaurs out there all over the place, it just took us forever to actually figure out that no, they didn't go extinct as a group, they just changed enough that we clueless apes had trouble figuring it out.

To paraphrase XKCD, the fastest living animal is a flying dinosaur that hunts by divebombing other flying dinosaurs at over 100 mph, killing them on the wing.

This. is. awesome.

/And the subject of TFA are painfully clueless morons.
//sigh
 
2013-06-21 01:57:22 PM
Someone in Kentucky should float the idea of a Muslim museum funded by taxpayer money, and see what happens. Should be good for a few laughs...
 
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