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2013-06-21 10:25:01 AM  
4 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: I'm a little surprised they got all women



Every man they tried to interview was too busy posting on Fark about how he has sketched up some maps with timeline annotations that prove definitively what happened on the night in question.

Every man.
2013-06-21 11:12:51 AM  
3 votes:
If he had skittles, you must acquittles.

/Dude had tea, set Zimmy free.
2013-06-21 10:23:56 AM  
3 votes:
This makes me sad.  I see no chance of him being convicted.  And he should be, he really should be.
2013-06-21 10:27:44 AM  
2 votes:

Magnanimous_J: gimmegimme: Five of the jurors are mothers; here's hoping they'll think about what it's like when your 17-year-old kid is shot down in cold blood with a can of iced tea in his hand.

Because appealing to illogical emotion is the only chance the prosecution has.

Or maybe the jurors will think about what it's like to be attacked in your own neighborhood by a violent thug. I hear women aren't big fans of that.


Please don't call Zimmerman a "thug." That term carries racial connotations that are unpleasant to many.
2013-06-21 12:38:50 PM  
1 vote:

Mid_mo_mad_man: I have a question for the Farkers claim Zimmerman stalked and killed Martin. If the thug was scared of Zimmerman why didn't he call 911? He had a phone on him.


You should be a criminal defense attorney.

You: "Your honor, the young girl did not call 911. Therefore she could not have been raped"
Judge: "I see your point. Case closed. Not guilty!"

Conservative logic. Always good for laughs.
2013-06-21 12:01:59 PM  
1 vote:
This is the link you're looking for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
2013-06-21 12:00:37 PM  
1 vote:

gimmegimme: Five of the jurors are mothers; here's hoping they'll think about what it's like when your 17-year-old kid is shot down in cold blood with a can of iced tea in his hand.


Actually "Arizona Watermelon Fruit Juice Cocktail" and it's not as innocent as you might think. He bought ingredients for a drug cocktail.
2013-06-21 11:50:35 AM  
1 vote:
When did "race baiter" become such a favorite term among white-power enthusiasts?

Did that come from AM radio?
2013-06-21 11:37:40 AM  
1 vote:
So I guess the jury's menstrual cycles will all sync up then.

Kinda like in the Politics tab.
2013-06-21 11:10:34 AM  
1 vote:

Phinn: gimmegimme: Remember...no one HAD to be shot that night.

Everything you say on these threads is wrong.  Wrong factually.  Wrong legally.

Here's the bottom line -- There is insufficient evidence to rebut the presumption that Zimmerman reasonably believed he HAD to shoot Martin to stop Martin's use of force against him.


If Zimmy had followed the advice of the 911 operator...no one would have been shot.  If Zimmy hadn't decided he was going to play lawman...no one would have been shot.   If Zimmy hadn't gotten out of the car to continue his armed pursuit on foot...no one would have been shot.  If Zimmy had waited in his car for the cops to arrive...no one would have been shot.   If Zimmy hadn't followed his prey between the houses...no one would have been shot.

Please admit that you can at least see how Martin could have been scared of the creepy weirdo who was following him around for so long in a vehicle and then on foot.
2013-06-21 10:51:44 AM  
1 vote:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I see the Stormfront contingent is up early today.



When the facts aren't on your side, cry racism.


Go fark yourself with a rake.
2013-06-21 10:50:43 AM  
1 vote:

megarian: I don't really see a problem with this, but I'm not sure if this represents a jury of his peers adequately.


Its a jury of his peers. Remember the phone recording where one of them screams like a girl?

/never actually listened to the tape
2013-06-21 10:43:28 AM  
1 vote:
I see the Stormfront contingent is up early today.
2013-06-21 10:32:14 AM  
1 vote:

gimmegimme: Magnanimous_J: gimmegimme: Five of the jurors are mothers; here's hoping they'll think about what it's like when your 17-year-old kid is shot down in cold blood with a can of iced tea in his hand.

Because appealing to illogical emotion is the only chance the prosecution has.

Or maybe the jurors will think about what it's like to be attacked in your own neighborhood by a violent thug. I hear women aren't big fans of that.

Please don't call Zimmerman a "thug." That term carries racial connotations that are unpleasant to many.


Treyvon  bought a house in that neighborhood?
2013-06-21 10:29:00 AM  
1 vote:

gimmegimme: Five of the jurors are mothers; here's hoping they'll think about what it's like when your 17-year-old kid is shot down in cold blood with a can of iced tea in his hand.


Dont forget that he was carrying his grandfathers medicine to him, and going to make a donation to Mother Teresa's charity and ignore the beating.
 
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