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(BBC)   Britain's MoD closed their UFO desk in 2009 because of a vast government conspiracy to keep taxpayer money flowing to useful programs   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, UFO, Britain, military threat, Ministry of Defence, Houses of Parliament  
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2013-06-21 10:28:57 AM  
They're going to regret this upon The Arrival
2013-06-21 11:37:56 AM  
When all you need is a rubber stamp, not much pressure to keep the agency funded.

/ok, maybe two, "Swamp Gas" and "Streetlight".
2013-06-21 11:38:27 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2013-06-21 11:42:17 AM  
Could you imagine the US shutting down a "pointless program"? DC would be in flames.
2013-06-21 11:45:45 AM  
Yet another nail in the coffin of Britannia.
2013-06-21 11:46:17 AM  
What a British MoD might look like:
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2013-06-21 11:57:40 AM  
Are the chavs still bothering the MoD over what happened at Bentwater? I was stationed at Lakenheath for a while in the 90s, lovely people.
2013-06-21 12:01:08 PM  
My misreadings are more interesting than the actual headlines.

"Britain's McD closed their UFO desk in 2009 "

Wha? What's McDonald's doing with a UFO desk?

Back in the 1950s-60s a UFO desk was an logical anti-Soviet program. If the Russkies were sneaking around with bizarre new toys to slip in agents or direct spying it's a concern. These days the enemy isn't a nation state, it's an idea.

And I guess Iran. Really more of a nuisance, no one is really to worried that any of their expats are really working for the Iranian government. Or at least not that hard. I mean, last Iranian national I met was at an Atheist meetup.

/Flying carpets
2013-06-21 12:30:10 PM  
a desk...... a desk, not an office or a group..... probably a couple of guys with access to a phone and a computer.
big saving there

/The money saved probably wouldn't even pay for a single politician's dodgy expense claims
2013-06-21 01:06:26 PM  
Damn! I wanted that job.

How cool would it be to get paid for looking at photos of streetlights for a living.
2013-06-21 01:53:45 PM  
In fairness, there's only so many events involving a ball of light moving at ridiculous speeds that you can catalogue and remain awake..
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