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(American Thinker)   Democracy is dangerous because it makes the minority think they have the same rights as the majority   (americanthinker.com) divider line 23
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1361 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Jun 2013 at 11:24 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-21 10:42:03 AM
7 votes:

Diogenes: Call me crazy, but I get the feeling that these nuts never read The Federalist Papers.


I'm not sure they could wade through the depths of The Cat In The Hat
2013-06-21 11:34:35 AM
4 votes:

illegal.tender: ikanreed: Do you think humanity will ever evolve past the point where people take the American Thinker seriously?  Or are we going to forever be a species comprised of idiotic barbarians?

Ohhh definitely not forever. Pretty sure that over the long run that whole global warming thing is going to sort the wheat from the chaff.


Oh, I hope I'm wheat!

/Gluten tolerant.
2013-06-21 11:38:30 AM
3 votes:
It's little wonder that democracy is the favorite refrain of the socialist; the Socialist Party USA's website uses the word sixteen times in its brief Statement of Principles.

The word 'democracy' is used 14 times on the webpage with TFA - meaning that the author is mathematically 87.5% Stalin.  All he's missing is a large mustache and a bottle of vodka.
2013-06-21 11:36:42 AM
3 votes:

ikanreed: How the hell does this "bad people like X so X is bad" logic become so innate to the idiot wing of politics?


I have it on good authority that Hitler liked food, and Stalin was quite fond of oxygen.  Why, there is a very good chance that as we speak, Kim Jong-Un is sipping a glass of water!

Stand up to this tyranny conservatives!
2013-06-21 11:36:07 AM
2 votes:

ikanreed: Do you think humanity will ever evolve past the point where people take the American Thinker seriously?  Or are we going to forever be a species comprised of idiotic barbarians?


I'm hoping for the inbreeding to really take hold in the next few years, and in 30-50 years they should be reduced to that family in X-Files (you KNOW the one I mean, I'm not GISing it at work).

Shortly after that they should die out completely, if we're lucky.


Or we could start culling now.  Which is really what I'd like to do, but that would make me them.  And I'm not them.
2013-06-21 11:30:57 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net

/with apologies to Torg
2013-06-21 10:43:50 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: Call me crazy, but I get the feeling that these nuts never read The Federalist Papers.


I don't need some liberal mainstream msm media telling me what the Founders of this country believed.
2013-06-22 11:20:37 AM
1 votes:

Kiler: Good thing the US isn't a Democracy.


not by a mile.  we are a hybrid Fascist/Plutocratic State.   ain't Freedom great!
2013-06-21 11:11:43 PM
1 votes:

johnryan51: The wolves have voted, and we are being served for dinner. Wonder who the wolves. are?


Skinnyhead waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were liberals in the board. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Skinnyhead was a derper for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the internets and he said to dad "I want to be on the message boards daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE TROLL BYLIBS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the forum base of theFark he knew there were liberals.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the libs!"
So Skinnyhead gotted his comupter keyboard and spamed the party line.
"HEGOING TODERP US" said the libs
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberbully and he fired the flame posts. Skinnyhead derped at him and tried to make him facepalm. But then the interwebs lagged and they were trapped and not able to post.
"No! I must kill the liberals" he shouted
The radio said "No, Skinnyhead. You are the liberals"
And then Skinnyhead was a wolf.
2013-06-21 12:12:34 PM
1 votes:
If people think Democracy is bad, maybe they should stay home and not vote...
2013-06-21 11:57:09 AM
1 votes:

Xythero: Low flush toilets and energy efficient light bulbs are one of those things.


But there's absolutely nothing in the law preventing any sufficiently bootstrappy individualist from making their own porcelain 50-gallon flush tank, or learning glassblowing and a few other skills to make their own light bulbs. I really don't understand what they are whining about.
2013-06-21 11:49:21 AM
1 votes:
I have a feeling this guy would love mob rule so long as the mob agreed with him. Otherwise this is the usual taxes are theft and CFL bulbs are tyranny derp.
2013-06-21 11:48:43 AM
1 votes:

notto: Moreover, our government has now cloaked itself with the power to decide whether we will be permitted to receive life-saving medical care.

Okay righties, let's leave it up to the doctors!   Does that mean you'll quit shutting down women's health clinics on technicalities?

No? then STFU.


That power clearly belongs in the boardroom of an insurance company, not with people that could actually be held accountable.
2013-06-21 11:45:31 AM
1 votes:
*click*

*reads first 7 paragraphs*

Hmm, this is remarkably coherent...

*reads 8th paragraphs*

whoop... back up.

*reads the rest*

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
2013-06-21 11:38:50 AM
1 votes:
America's federal government long ago shed the chains of the Constitution, and today, it possesses the power to dictate the amount of toilet water we can flush, what type of light bulb we use to light our homes, how we can use our land, and how much of our income we are permitted to keep.  Moreover, our government has now cloaked itself with the power to decide whether we will be permitted to receive life-saving medical care.
 When will this tyrrany end? When the government forces one of us to wear seatbelts, are any of us truly free?
Ant
2013-06-21 11:37:52 AM
1 votes:
This from people who routinely argue against equal rights based on the supposed moral beliefs of the majority.
2013-06-21 11:37:11 AM
1 votes:

Lochsteppe: illegal.tender: ikanreed: Do you think humanity will ever evolve past the point where people take the American Thinker seriously?  Or are we going to forever be a species comprised of idiotic barbarians?

Ohhh definitely not forever. Pretty sure that over the long run that whole global warming thing is going to sort the wheat from the chaff.

Oh, I hope I'm wheat!

/Gluten tolerant.


funnied

it's shaping up to be a good friday
2013-06-21 11:34:30 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Hollie Maea: A friend of mine was making this argument with me yesterday on Facebook.  His point was that gays can go to hell because they only constitute a few percent of the population, so fark them.

Spoken like someone who has always enjoyed the privileges of the majority without earning or deserving them.


Hey...he was born as a straight (maybe) white male American protestant.  Doesn't get much more deserving than that!

/Or something....
2013-06-21 11:34:25 AM
1 votes:
replygif.net
2013-06-21 11:32:49 AM
1 votes:

ikanreed: Do you think humanity will ever evolve past the point where people take the American Thinker seriously?  Or are we going to forever be a species comprised of idiotic barbarians?


Ohhh definitely not forever. Pretty sure that over the long run that whole global warming thing is going to sort the wheat from the chaff.
2013-06-21 11:29:11 AM
1 votes:
"It's little wonder that democracy is the favorite refrain of the socialist; the Socialist Party USA's website uses the word sixteen times in its brief Statement of Principles."

Huh. Looking over those principles, looks like I'd rather be a socialist than a conservative.

Lewis Black for president!
2013-06-21 10:58:55 AM
1 votes:
today we languish under the crushing weight of an authoritarian, paternalistic socialist state


www.thedailysheeple.com
2013-06-21 10:18:54 AM
1 votes:
I like this trend of using the Satire tag on these submissions.
 
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