Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox News)   In case of emergency, please remove bra. "The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask"   (foxnews.com) divider line 21
    More: Spiffy, Ig Nobel Prizes, radioactive iodine, First Hour  
•       •       •

2354 clicks; posted to Geek » on 21 Jun 2013 at 10:18 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



21 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-06-21 10:20:16 AM  
So women get to suck jug sweat while all the men just drop dead?
 
2013-06-21 10:23:19 AM  
Why wait for an emergency? Just go ahead and remove the bra, ladies.
 
2013-06-21 10:24:26 AM  

Cybernetic: Why wait for an emergency? Just go ahead and remove the bra, ladies.


Best advice I've heard in a long time.
 
2013-06-21 10:32:04 AM  

Cybernetic: Why wait for an emergency? Just go ahead and remove the bra, ladies.


That's how you end up with flapjacks rather than perky ta-tas.
 
2013-06-21 10:39:44 AM  
img.fark.net

/seems legit to me
 
2013-06-21 10:40:08 AM  

markie_farkie: So women get to suck jug sweat while all the men just drop dead?


Ah, that's the clever part.  Seems that the bra cups detach so the girl can take one and her guy friend can take the other.  So everyone gets to suck jug sweat.

/That's probably a fetish somewhere I'm sure
 
2013-06-21 10:40:14 AM  
Now, should we do this and just breathe normally, or is making a "WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB" noise and side-to-side motion also required?

OrionXVI: That's how you end up with flapjacks rather than perky ta-tas.


Back 10 years ago I was occasionally getting it on with a woman who, when among my friends, I referred to as "Breakfast Buffet." This was because she had pancake boobs with little Vienna sausage nipples.
 
2013-06-21 10:47:25 AM  
"Ok people don't panic, we can survive this!

Women: use bras as a impromptu gas masks.

Men: motorboat until you pass out."
 
2013-06-21 11:06:09 AM  
just curious - what does a woman who has removed her bra look like?
 
2013-06-21 11:08:04 AM  

The sound of one hand clapping: markie_farkie: So women get to suck jug sweat while all the men just drop dead?

Ah, that's the clever part.  Seems that the bra cups detach so the girl can take one and her guy friend can take the other.  So everyone gets to suck jug sweat.

/That's probably a fetish somewhere I'm sure


jug sweat of my wife, ok

jug sweat of normal, morbidly obese american behemoth, not ok
 
2013-06-21 11:15:19 AM  
Apparently the jockstrap version didn't sell too well.
 
2013-06-21 11:18:20 AM  

FlashHarry: just curious - what does a woman who has removed her bra look like?


No Farker knows
 
2013-06-21 11:29:03 AM  

BunkoSquad: FlashHarry: just curious - what does a woman who has removed her bra look like?

No Farker knows


A friend did describe it to me once.  I'm pretty sure I have a fairly accurate picture in my head.
 
2013-06-21 11:51:53 AM  
img.fark.net

Or find someone like her for full head protection.
 
2013-06-21 11:53:44 AM  

The sound of one hand clapping: BunkoSquad: FlashHarry: just curious - what does a woman who has removed her bra look like?

No Farker knows

A friend did describe it to me once.  I'm pretty sure I have a fairly accurate picture in my head.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 12:04:21 PM  
img.fark.net

Nerds will need to improvise.
 
2013-06-21 12:07:16 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: A friend did describe it to me once.  I'm pretty sure I have a fairly accurate picture in my head.


i too have heard about this phenomenon. perhaps a fellow farker will post some images to confirm its existence.
 
2013-06-21 03:09:21 PM  
FTFA:  Published September 23, 2010

I thought this sounded familiar ... usually my daydreams involve women taking off their bras to have sex with me, not to hide from gas attacks.
 
2013-06-21 06:23:06 PM  
From TFA, "According to a report on tech news site CNET, there are plans for a counterpart device for me, though the precise shape it will take has yet to be revealed. "

To keep with the theme, an emergency cup?  Women get to breath jug sweat, men get to suffocate on taint stank?
 
2013-06-21 07:50:57 PM  
So is this for use in case of a dutch oven attack?
/DRTFA
 
2013-06-21 10:32:41 PM  
img.fark.net

"According to a report on tech news site CNET, there are plans for a "" in the works, though the precise shape it will take has yet to be revealed. "
 
Displayed 21 of 21 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report