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(CNN)   I haven't seen Canadians this wet since last night with your mother, Trebek   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Alex Trebek, Calgary, Canadians, Calgary Stampeders, Alberta, construction equipment, floods  
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4705 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jun 2013 at 9:56 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-21 10:12:23 AM  
3 votes:
I'll have "Call Girlie Face Flooding" for a thousand.

It's "Calgary Faces Flooding," for one hundred.
2013-06-21 01:17:48 PM  
2 votes:
Wet beaver thread?

/Get well soon Alberta.  Stay dry!
2013-06-21 06:17:07 PM  
1 vote:
+1 Subby.

This is just before Stampede too.

Langdon Alger: Calgarians....sounds like an alien race from Star Trek

Well, they are pretty alien to the majority of Canadians.
2013-06-21 03:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
 Calgarians....sounds like an alien race from Star Trek
2013-06-21 01:49:08 PM  
1 vote:

Mr_Ectomy: Yes, CNN, it is only in Calgary. It's not in the southern third of the province at all.

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They might think the entire southern third of the province IS Calgary. Just like how I'm supposed to know whatshisname in Toronto because I'm Canadian and so is he.

Turns out I did know him. We went to university together.

/It's raining again.
2013-06-21 01:45:12 PM  
1 vote:

Aidan: ObscureNameHere: So if Toronto called in the Army to deal with a civic weather issue, does Calgary have to call in the Navy?

Calgary actually has a naval base. Yeah, it was one of those WTF things to me.

0_O ?

Someone should tell the DoD that the 'Inland Sea' was over 65 million years ago.
2013-06-21 10:19:19 AM  
1 vote:
As an Ontario douche-bag I will say that Calgary needed a bath anyway.
Toronto could use a scrub as well.
2013-06-21 10:17:05 AM  
1 vote:

Don't Lag Me Bro: +1 for headline.

But, yah, I'm so glad when I moved here I built on high ground. I remember it was one thing I was looking for when we picked our location.

If the floodwaters increase, you'll be a Montana resident.
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