Rabbitgod: This is the song that doesn't end, on a forever repeating loop.Think about it, it's the perfect trap/troll. After a very short amount of time everyone would want to leave, but wouldn't be able to for fear of showing disrespect for the dead.
Thoguh: Songs at my funeral: "Many Rivers to Cross" by Jimmy Cliff, "Angel" by Aretha Franklin, and I've always had this fantasy that some beautiful, tearful woman would insist on "You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me" by Gladys Knight. But who would that woman be?[i.imgur.com image 620x400]
AntonSzandorLaVey: The Becoming, Nine Inch Nails
Dancin_In_Anson: mamarita is under strict instructions that there is to be no 'traditional' funeral. The only thing that I ask is that I be cremated (they won't let me be dumped in my pasture for the birds of the air and the beasts of the field to dispose of me) and do with my ashes as they see fit and that any money that would have been spent on a funeral be spent on BBQ and beer for any and all who wish to continue the fun life I have led (Fark is invited)....and if there was one song to be played, may it be this.
gfid: Sid_the_sadist: Achy Breaky heartthe MacarenaMambo No. 5FridayGangnam StyleAnd then Harlem Shake as I'm lowered in....make a video of it....get some dogs to hump my coffin when the bass drops.I'm staying the hell away from your funeral.Oh, that was your plan all along, wasn't it?
Sid_the_sadist: Achy Breaky heartthe MacarenaMambo No. 5FridayGangnam StyleAnd then Harlem Shake as I'm lowered in....make a video of it....get some dogs to hump my coffin when the bass drops.
jfivealive: No Lyrics needed. Either Metallica's Cthulu or Orion. Or if there had to be words, the S&M version of No Leaf Clover, thats a deathly song./why yes i do like metallica
Dancin_In_Anson: The only thing that I ask is that I be cremated (they won't let me be dumped in my pasture for the birds of the air and the beasts of the field to dispose of me)
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