Bumblefark: ACunningPlan: I don't want a funeral. Friends & rels can do as they wish to remember, celebrate or otherwise mark my passing. But no money wasted on a "funeral"; the cheapest coffin going, because I'm assuming a box of some sort is required. Absolutely no "visitation" & associated nonsense, swift cremation & scatter me - preferably somewhere pretty - but wherever is convenient for them will do.I actually made a point of going to every person in my family, and explaining to them that my final wishes are that they find the least expensive means of disposing of my body allowed by law. If that means a Hefty bag, set out by the curb, so be it....but, funerals are for the living, not the dead. I assume they'll ignore my wishes, and that's their prerogative. My point was simply to remind them that they do me no honors wasting their money on a corpse. It's obscene what people what people are willing to spend on misplaced sentimentality...
brian7dog: Where Is Everybody -NINDo You Fear For Your Child-MLWTTKK
Bluemoons: Long as I can see the light. Credence.open casket, fully naked. Possibly slip the mortician a crisp $100 bill to, uh, "doctor me up"
Bonanza Jellybean: Bluemoons: Long as I can see the light. Credence.open casket, fully naked. Possibly slip the mortician a crisp $100 bill to, uh, "doctor me up"same. high five
Just An Innocent Bystander: Boobies here,
AntonSzandorLaVey: The Becoming, Nine Inch Nails
PainInTheASP: Dick in a Box.
Kazahmish: First of all, you need something to bring em in.. so I would have it announced that there would be free Pizza and Beer.. next, as soon as the service starts the doors are to be locked so NO ONE esca.. I mean leaves.. and THEN...Who Wants to Live Forever - QueenTHE ENTIRE ACCEPT DISCOGRAPHYAnother One Bites the Dust - Queenand the last song..Caribbean Blue - Enya (just to shock em)
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