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2013-06-21 11:26:03 AM  
I'd like all four sides of Tales from Topographic Oceans by Yes to be played. Hey, I'll be dead, I won't have to listen to it.
 
2013-06-21 11:26:18 AM  
 
2013-06-21 11:26:31 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48
Brick House by The Commodores

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NWjehpGSO0
Ball and Chain - Social Distortion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-gwb8eSc0
And When I Die - Blood Sweat and Tears version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7xS2QQnzIs
If I Ever Leave This World Alive - Flogging Molly
 
2013-06-21 11:26:34 AM  
Threnody for the victims of Hiroshima
 
2013-06-21 11:26:57 AM  
Heart of Gold - Neil Young
Sleep Forever - Cheap Trick

I have to play Happy Trails by Roy E. Rogers for my sister.

We really should write these things down.
 
2013-06-21 11:27:02 AM  
Play whatever you like.

I'm gonna be pretty busy being dead.
 
2013-06-21 11:27:24 AM  

gulliver_redrick: "As I Sat Sadly by Her Side" - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTJxEtpeAFg


What about "Idiot Prayer" for the lulz?

If you're in Heaven then you'll forgive me, dear
Because that's what they do up there
If you're in Hell, then what can I say
You probably deserved in anyway
I guess I'm gonna find out any day
For we'll meet again
 
2013-06-21 11:27:45 AM  
In my time of dying -Led Zeppelin version as an opening.

For a closer,  Great Gig in the Sky as the pine box is slowly being consumed by fire.
 
2013-06-21 11:27:57 AM  
Tool - 10,000 Days

...I'd also need a good lighting designer.
 
2013-06-21 11:28:08 AM  
the world has turned and left me here - weezer
 
2013-06-21 11:28:13 AM  
Graveyard Girl - M83
 
2013-06-21 11:28:44 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: The Wild Rover, at a good old-fashioned wake.


Wish this thread was voting enabled, beyond Smart / Funny. I'd vote for this one
elebenty billion times.
 
2013-06-21 11:29:00 AM  

digitalrain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NWjehpGSO0
Ball and Chain - Social Distortion


Nice, I went with Story... but it was a toss up with When the Angels Sing.
 
2013-06-21 11:29:16 AM  
Anything by Conway Twitty...
 
2013-06-21 11:30:13 AM  
I want to be carried out with the theme song of "The Good the Bad and the Ugly" playing with a cowboy hat and a .30/.30 Winchester model 94 on my coffin...
 
2013-06-21 11:30:24 AM  
Queens of the Stoneage - Feel Good Hit of the Summer

...if my death is drug related. And maybe if it's not.
 
2013-06-21 11:30:37 AM  
The entire Mahler 9 using my live George Szell/Cleveland Orchestra recording.
 
2013-06-21 11:30:58 AM  
Winter - Bayside
 
2013-06-21 11:31:02 AM  
Pearl Jam's "Alive"
 
2013-06-21 11:31:06 AM  
Rush - The Weapon (it's a very scary song believe me)
 
2013-06-21 11:31:18 AM  

verius87: Threnody for the victims of Hiroshima


Wow, that brings back memories. I played that piece with my high school orchestra 30 years ago. Farking traumatized everybody.

Why, out of curiosity?
 
2013-06-21 11:31:20 AM  
I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany.
 
2013-06-21 11:31:23 AM  
 
2013-06-21 11:32:16 AM  

rickythepenguin: Phil wanted to write a song for him, enter Hunter. As hunter describes it, the words came out damn near fully formed. there's a quote in my memory of hunter saying something like, "the words flew out of my pen" or "the paper stole the words from my pen".


per wiki:

"According to lyricist Hunter, Lesh "wanted a song to sing to his dying father and had composed a piece complete with every vocal nuance but the words. If ever a lyric 'wrote itself,' this did-as fast as the pen would pull."  Lesh practiced the song driving to the nursing home where his father lay with terminal cancer.

"The song also featured two musicians who are not in the band. Dave Torbert played bass, while Lesh played acoustic guitar.  David Nelson plays the lead guitar with a Fender Telecaster equipped with a Parsons/White B-Bender, while Jerry Garcia plays the piano. "

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno shiat?  I knew "some dude" played bass, but i never knew (or forgot long ago) that that isn't our kid Jerry with those high old lonesome bends and further, didn't know Jerry wsa playing piano on that.  no shiat?
 
2013-06-21 11:32:17 AM  
 
2013-06-21 11:32:51 AM  
The worst day since yesterday - flogging molly

followed by always look on the bright side of life. Last month my uncle had a bagpipe player at his funeral playing amazing grace jeezus that was powerful.
 
2013-06-21 11:33:01 AM  
Walking on Sunshine
 
2013-06-21 11:33:04 AM  
I've always though I'd like to lead a life where "Desperado" was a fitting closing credits.

In lieu of Dust in the Wind
 
2013-06-21 11:33:24 AM  
You Set The Scene - Love......from the Forever Changes album.
 
2013-06-21 11:33:39 AM  
 
2013-06-21 11:34:06 AM  
FREEBIRD!
 
2013-06-21 11:34:14 AM  
Zombie Jamboree

/Obligatory link
 
2013-06-21 11:34:22 AM  
Local H- What would you have me do
 
2013-06-21 11:34:27 AM  
Caravan by Rush
 
2013-06-21 11:34:30 AM  
"The Gathering Sky" - Speaking of Now,   Pat Metheny Group
 
2013-06-21 11:34:31 AM  
Indian Love Call

- Slim Whitman
 
2013-06-21 11:34:36 AM  
Long as I can see the light. Credence.
open casket, fully naked. Possibly slip the mortician a crisp $100 bill to, uh, "doctor me up"
 
2013-06-21 11:34:46 AM  
Since I'm being cremated, "Please Don't Bury Me" by John Prine, "The Bird Rock" by Bok, Muir and Trickett, "The Lee Shore" by David Crosby, and "Fiddler's Green" by Marley's Ghost. Before they toss my ashes over the side I want my oldest son to recite this:

"D'ye mind the day when we sailed away an' ran her east by south,
With the howling breeze and the big Horn seas and a roarin' bone in her mouth ? The best hands turned her bucking wheel and dared not look behind and the growling greybeards in our wake, d'ye mind old pal, d'ye mind ? "
 
2013-06-21 11:34:58 AM  

rickythepenguin: gfid: IIRC, Lesh wrote this for his father as he was dying of cancer. Good choice.


yeah, the story as i recall was his dad was slowly dying, Phil went to go see him pretty regularly, and then on one of the last visits, Phil wanted to write a song for him, enter Hunter.  As hunter describes it, the words came out damn near fully formed. there's a quote in my memory of hunter saying something like, "the words flew out of my pen" or "the paper stole the words from my pen".

not sure if phil wrote the music for that with or without jerry, think the former.  one of the few "Lesh/Hunter" songs.  neithe rjerry nor weir authored it that we know of.


I just looked it up on Annotated Dead Lyrics:

http://artsites.ucsc.edu/GDead/agdl/box.html

"Phil Lesh wanted a song to sing to his dying father and had composed a piece complete with every vocal nuance but the words. If ever a lyric 'wrote itself,' this did--as fast as the pen would pull."
 
2013-06-21 11:35:10 AM  

SilentStrider: Caravan by Rush


i'd have them play Time Stands Still at mine
 
2013-06-21 11:35:29 AM  
Bring on the Nubiles - The Stranglers
 
2013-06-21 11:35:32 AM  

simplicimus: Seasons in the Sun - Kingston trio.


Dude...do you want people to start opening their veins at your funeral? That song is damn depressing.
Don't get me wrong...it's a GREAT song, but DAMN depressing.
 
2013-06-21 11:35:33 AM  
youtube.com/watch?v=d3K6IMj01Xs

Morrissey - Theres a Place in Hell for Me & My Friends
 
2013-06-21 11:35:35 AM  
Warren Zevon - "Keep Me In Your Heart"
 
2013-06-21 11:36:08 AM  
The drugs don't work
 
2013-06-21 11:36:19 AM  
Utopia - Love is the Answer
 
2013-06-21 11:36:43 AM  

jfivealive: No Lyrics needed.  Either Metallica's Cthulu or Orion.  Or if there had to be words, the S&M version of No Leaf Clover, thats a deathly song.


/why yes i do like metallica


Who doesn't like Metallica!

I want the bass opening to for "for Whom the Bell Tolls"
/On second thought make it the whole song!
 
2013-06-21 11:36:44 AM  

sboyle1020: The drugs don't work


drink more beer
 
2013-06-21 11:36:49 AM  

Gaseous Anomaly: Donate your body to a Body Farm. They chuck you into a field and let you decompose, while studying the effects to further the science behind establishing times-of-death and such.

Natural, and lets you fight crime from beyond the grave...


It's a though eh?
 
2013-06-21 11:37:07 AM  
Mr Trololo The 10 hour version. Complete with lyrics so everyone can go home with an ear worm.
 
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