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(Onion AV Club)   What song would you want played at your funeral?   ( divider line
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2013-06-21 11:17:26 AM  
No One Lives Forever - Oingo Boingo
2013-06-21 11:17:29 AM  

Sofa King Smart: Oh Death by Ralph Stanley.

2013-06-21 11:17:36 AM  

sboyle1020: Into the Mystic...

Anderson's Pooper: Zevon - I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

rickythepenguin: Grateful Dead, "Box Of Rain"

IIRC, Lesh wrote this for his father as he was dying of cancer.  Good choice.

Thoguh: Songs at my funeral: "Many Rivers to Cross" by Jimmy Cliff,

2013-06-21 11:17:39 AM  
Afterimage- Rush
Light Years- Pearl Jam
Adagio in G minor- Albinoni
2013-06-21 11:17:40 AM  
The End, the uncensored version.
2013-06-21 11:17:49 AM  
Hard Man Fi Dead. Also, body to be rigged by Disney's animatronics squad to pop up whenever the phrase "he really looks natural" is uttered.
2013-06-21 11:18:04 AM  
Still Crazy After All These Years
2013-06-21 11:18:14 AM  
"Don't fear the reaper".  BOC
2013-06-21 11:18:22 AM  
2013-06-21 11:18:26 AM  
2013-06-21 11:18:39 AM  

amindtat: Afterimage- Rush
Light Years- Pearl Jam
Adagio in G minor- Albinoni

go to hell i was gonna play Red Sector A at mine
2013-06-21 11:18:50 AM  
Hot in Herre - Nelly
2013-06-21 11:19:00 AM  

SmackLT: Back in Black. That should have a few people looking over their shoulders.

HAH!..that one is actually in my instructions on my burial documents.
2013-06-21 11:19:10 AM  
San Francisco Bay Blues by Mungo Jerry
2013-06-21 11:19:26 AM  
Will I be able to hear it? Doesn't matter to me, somebody else can choose.

Or maybe just a recording of the Price is Right's Johnny Olson saying, "Come on down!"
2013-06-21 11:20:09 AM  
anything by 2 Live Crew.
2013-06-21 11:20:12 AM  
Dropkick Murphys Last Letter Home.

Just for the chorus:
If I lead, will you follow?
Will you follow if I lead?
2013-06-21 11:20:17 AM  
At a Medium Pace
2013-06-21 11:20:20 AM  

meat0918: WTF kinda list has a Tom Waits picture at the head, and no farking Tom Waits' songs?

That's because his music sucks.
2013-06-21 11:20:27 AM  
My dad wanted Thus Spoke Zarathustra when we closed his casket and we honored his wishes.   Love and miss you, Pop!
2013-06-21 11:20:38 AM  

Beelzebubbles: Ashes to Ashes


Oh no, don't say it's true...
2013-06-21 11:20:46 AM  
Sleepwalk, duh.
2013-06-21 11:20:51 AM  
2112 by Rush.
2013-06-21 11:20:54 AM  
Zevon- "My Ride's Here".

I also have a modified version of the Dead Parrot Sketch for my wife and her best friend to perform.
2013-06-21 11:20:56 AM  
Story Of My Life - Social Distortion
2013-06-21 11:21:33 AM  
You'll be in my heart - Phil Collins
Followed by "Highway to Hell"
2013-06-21 11:21:44 AM  
Don't Fear The Reaper.

Then hand my wife a bottle of water with a Mister Yuck label on it.
2013-06-21 11:21:49 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: The only thing that I ask is that I be cremated (they won't let me be dumped in my pasture for the birds of the air and the beasts of the field to dispose of me)

Donate your body to a Body Farm. They chuck you into a field and let you decompose, while studying the effects to further the science behind establishing times-of-death and such.

Natural, and lets you fight crime from beyond the grave...
2013-06-21 11:22:01 AM  
All of them.  At the same time.
2013-06-21 11:22:03 AM  
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" .....Live...
2013-06-21 11:22:04 AM  
"As I Sat Sadly by Her Side" - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2013-06-21 11:22:08 AM  
Amazing Grace on bagpipes to get everyone crying, followed by Bohemian Rhapsody. And then some Metallica. Just for giggles.
2013-06-21 11:22:13 AM  
A friend of mine requested that I play "Immortal Corruptor" by GWAR at his funeral.

Yeah, he's more of a 4Chan kind of guy.

/No funeral for me
2013-06-21 11:22:36 AM  
Sir Psycho Sexy

/White & Nerdy would fit me better, of course
2013-06-21 11:22:57 AM  
No Lyrics needed.  Either Metallica's Cthulu or Orion.  Or if there had to be words, the S&M version of No Leaf Clover, thats a deathly song.

/why yes i do like metallica
2013-06-21 11:23:00 AM  
2013-06-21 11:23:05 AM  
Very good year - Sinatra
2013-06-21 11:23:13 AM  
2013-06-21 11:23:18 AM  
Feeling Alright (Joe Cocker) and Fat Bottomed Girls.
2013-06-21 11:23:25 AM  
The Delfonics, "Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time)"
2013-06-21 11:23:49 AM  
Mahavishnu Orchestra - Planetary Citizen
2013-06-21 11:23:50 AM  
Radiohead - Punch Drunk at a Wedding
2013-06-21 11:23:57 AM  
"The '59 Sound" by The Gaslight Anthem
2013-06-21 11:24:19 AM  

Pud: I'm on the highway to hell by AC/DC

Good choice, but I was thinking Shout at the Devil
2013-06-21 11:24:32 AM  
Change by Blind Melon
2013-06-21 11:25:04 AM  

gfid: IIRC, Lesh wrote this for his father as he was dying of cancer. Good choice.

yeah, the story as i recall was his dad was slowly dying, Phil went to go see him pretty regularly, and then on one of the last visits, Phil wanted to write a song for him, enter Hunter.  As hunter describes it, the words came out damn near fully formed. there's a quote in my memory of hunter saying something like, "the words flew out of my pen" or "the paper stole the words from my pen".

not sure if phil wrote the music for that with or without jerry, think the former.  one of the few "Lesh/Hunter" songs.  neithe rjerry nor weir authored it that we know of.
2013-06-21 11:25:15 AM  

obamadidcoke: Easy "Body of an American" by the Pogues

Was going to suggest this, so instead I'll go with Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton.

Really, though, I could not care less.  As long as people make a good party out of the occasion, they can play what they want.
2013-06-21 11:25:32 AM  
King of the Road.
2013-06-21 11:25:40 AM  
Metallica - Unforgiven
2013-06-21 11:25:49 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Radiohead - Punch Drunk at a Wedding

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