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(Yahoo)   Remember that girl from Michael Jackson's Thriller? You will now   (music.yahoo.com) divider line 40
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2013-06-21 09:28:21 AM  
Hot damn!
 
2013-06-21 09:58:16 AM  
Googly Moogly!! I thought this would be a link to her old Playboy spread. But DAYUM!
 
2013-06-21 09:58:30 AM  
She might actually look better now than she did in the video...
 
2013-06-21 10:01:41 AM  
I think I feel something rising from the grave in my pants
 
2013-06-21 10:04:19 AM  
I think I've reached the age where I would happily bone the broadest age range of women.  I'm good (and legal) for about 15 years in either direction.
 
2013-06-21 10:13:15 AM  
I have never seen Thriller. I do remember walking by the Sears television department in December 1984, and seeing a crowd of people watching it on one of display televisions.
 
2013-06-21 10:23:47 AM  

Repo Man: I have never seen Thriller. I do remember walking by the Sears television department in December 1984, and seeing a crowd of people watching it on one of display televisions.


Were you also unaware of the inventions of cars, silverware and bread?
 
2013-06-21 10:26:33 AM  

natural316: Repo Man: I have never seen Thriller. I do remember walking by the Sears television department in December 1984, and seeing a crowd of people watching it on one of display televisions.

Were you also unaware of the inventions of cars, silverware and bread?


Seriously.

Who the hell hasn't seen Thriller?
 
2013-06-21 10:28:08 AM  
52? Wow. Great surgeon, genetics, and habits.
 
2013-06-21 10:30:59 AM  
booring
 
2013-06-21 10:35:13 AM  
That was 29 years ago? Gah...now I feel old
 
2013-06-21 10:42:00 AM  
I had that issue of Playboy. Yummy
 
2013-06-21 10:44:28 AM  

hiker9999: That was 29 years ago? Gah...now I feel old




The album came out in the spring of '83. In April of'83 when I heard Beat It for the first time, a co-worker's ears perked up, and he commented "Wow, someone figured out how to play guitar like Eddie Van Halen." Then the DJ came on, and informed us that the reason the guitarist sounded like Van Halen was because it was Van Halen. It was pretty surprising at the time.
 
2013-06-21 10:49:25 AM  
Time has been kind. As has her plastic surgeon. And the Photshop guy.
 
2013-06-21 10:53:22 AM  

that was my nickname in highschool: I think I've reached the age where I would happily bone the broadest age range of women.  I'm good (and legal) for about 15 years in either direction.


What he said^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2013-06-21 10:53:53 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I think I feel something rising from the grave in my pants


lol
 
2013-06-21 10:59:12 AM  

AeAe: IdBeCrazyIf: I think I feel something rising from the grave in my pants

lol


It would be even better if Vincent price was narrating your entire erection as it happens
 
2013-06-21 10:59:48 AM  

natural316: AeAe: IdBeCrazyIf: I think I feel something rising from the grave in my pants

lol

It would be even better if Vincent price was narrating your entire erection as it happens


"the funk of 40,000 years."
 
2013-06-21 11:05:35 AM  

natural316: AeAe: IdBeCrazyIf: I think I feel something rising from the grave in my pants

lol

It would be even better if Vincent price was narrating your entire erection as it happens


Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Horndogs crawl in search of poon
To terrorize nether regions soon
And whosoever shall be found
Without the cawk for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And be whipped inside a SnM shell
The stank of sex is in the air
The funk of every coupling made
And randy men from every briar
Are closing in to hang your meat curtains
And though your clit fights to stay away
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The power of my thriller
 
2013-06-21 11:12:51 AM  
Oh my!!

/That came out wrong.
 
2013-06-21 11:23:10 AM  
searches for "Ola Ray Playboy"

Wow...guess she didn't have the bolt-ons back then...but, DAT ASS!
 
2013-06-21 11:45:01 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: natural316: AeAe: IdBeCrazyIf: I think I feel something rising from the grave in my pants

lol

It would be even better if Vincent price was narrating your entire erection as it happens

Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Horndogs crawl in search of poon
To terrorize nether regions soon
And whosoever shall be found
Without the cawk for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And be whipped inside a SnM shell
The stank of sex is in the air
The funk of every coupling made
And randy men from every briar
Are closing in to hang your meat curtains
And though your clit fights to stay away
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The power of my thriller


Impressive
 
2013-06-21 11:56:39 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: natural316: AeAe: IdBeCrazyIf: I think I feel something rising from the grave in my pants

lol

It would be even better if Vincent price was narrating your entire erection as it happens

Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Horndogs crawl in search of poon
To terrorize nether regions soon ...


I clicked on the comments, figuring "(22) huh? I bet I can still get in a good one. I'm thinking something along the lines of 'Darkness falls across the land/and now my thing is in my hand...'"
 
2013-06-21 12:46:52 PM  
Amazing what Smilex will do...
 
2013-06-21 12:53:35 PM  

Uzzah: I clicked on the comments, figuring "(22) huh? I bet I can still get in a good one. I'm thinking something along the lines of 'Darkness falls across the land/and now my thing is in my hand...'"


HAH, I was struggling to think of something for that first few lines, that's good

natural316: Impressive


And as always my best material for the day lands in a dry thread
 
2013-06-21 03:25:46 PM  

PIP_the_TROLL: natural316: Repo Man: I have never seen Thriller. I do remember walking by the Sears television department in December 1984, and seeing a crowd of people watching it on one of display televisions.

Were you also unaware of the inventions of cars, silverware and bread?

Seriously.

Who the hell hasn't seen Thriller?


Stevie Wonder.
 
2013-06-21 03:26:58 PM  
Doh! Shoulda read the whole thread... Sorry Waldo.
 
2013-06-21 04:15:18 PM  

PIP_the_TROLL: natural316: Repo Man: I have never seen Thriller. I do remember walking by the Sears television department in December 1984, and seeing a crowd of people watching it on one of display televisions.

Were you also unaware of the inventions of cars, silverware and bread?

Seriously.

Who the hell hasn't seen Thriller?


I was two when it came out and I can remember listening to it every Halloween in Elementary school.
 
2013-06-21 04:27:57 PM  
Lupe Velez was in Thriller?
 
2013-06-21 04:44:09 PM  
She is in it for the $$$. Note for the article that she is timing her release on MJ's 4th anniversary of his death to commemorate her "her time with Michael". Really? How about another part of the article in which you sued the Jackson estate for unpaid royalties because you were lucky enough to be the token love interest in the Thriller video? Coincidentally suing the year he died?

Woman must have spent all of her settlement money to look like that and needs more work...
 
2013-06-21 05:02:44 PM  
*warily clicks on link*

img.fark.net

/Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!
 
2013-06-21 05:41:45 PM  
I wanna see that girl today from his "The Way You Make Me Feel" video.
 
2013-06-21 06:11:43 PM  
Who knew that ugly-ass chick would grow up into a hot 52 year old.

Nice.
 
2013-06-21 06:22:57 PM  
Would someone post a pic? Yahoo is almost useless on mobile.
 
2013-06-21 09:19:36 PM  

scalpod: PIP_the_TROLL: natural316: Repo Man: I have never seen Thriller. I do remember walking by the Sears television department in December 1984, and seeing a crowd of people watching it on one of display televisions.

Were you also unaware of the inventions of cars, silverware and bread?

Seriously.

Who the hell hasn't seen Thriller?

Stevie Wonder.




Reminds me of the old classic joke: What's the definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
 
2013-06-22 12:08:52 AM  
And she lives near me? Huh.
 
2013-06-22 12:32:17 AM  

Shadowtag: And she lives near me? Huh.


You would be surprised to learn how many former athletes and celebrities you might find living in normal places.  I once worked with a former Dallas Cowboy player, and have a former singer drop in as a regular customer.  Some do just fade back into normal people mode when no longer famous.
 
2013-06-22 02:27:25 AM  
She's got some really nice legs.  She can wrap them around me anytime.
 
2013-06-22 10:53:50 AM  
Gee I wonder why Michael didn't hook up with her?
 
2013-06-22 11:51:57 AM  

JohnnyAqua: Gee I wonder why Michael didn't hook up with her?


He was too busy with this:

graphics8.nytimes.com

9" penis and all.
 
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