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(Sun Sentinel)   Twenty year-old woman arrested for driving drunk while pantsless   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 54
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2013-06-21 08:21:45 AM
...."arrested for driving drunk while pantsless ..... Is that really a charge?
 
2013-06-21 08:30:41 AM

colinspooky: ...."arrested for driving drunk while pantsless ..... Is that really a charge?


"Driving Drunk While Pantsless" is the title of an old P.J. O'Rourke piece.

No, wait, that's "How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink".
 
2013-06-21 09:23:38 AM
That woman is only 20!?

Dear God!
 
2013-06-21 09:32:58 AM

I_Am_Weasel: That woman is only 20!?

Dear God!


For real. I was all ready for a little titillation this morning. I mean a pantsless 20-year-old woman is typically in my top ten list of favorite things.
 
2013-06-21 09:36:43 AM
The suspect is hatless... I repeat... hatless.
 
2013-06-21 10:01:40 AM
She looks like I need a drink.
 
2013-06-21 10:18:16 AM
I'd drink too
 
2013-06-21 10:25:54 AM

Mugato: She looks like I need a drink.


Or five.
 
2013-06-21 10:29:18 AM
What sort of sloppy police work is this, these fingerprints look like a Rorschach Test!

Um, Sarge, those aren't fingers.
 
2013-06-21 10:36:36 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: She looks like I need a drink.

Or five.


Yep, can always drink'm pretty.
 
2013-06-21 10:56:50 AM
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2013-06-21 10:58:57 AM

OtherLittleGuy: [img.fark.net image 471x593]

[img.fark.net image 500x642]


...Ozzy's probably more hittable.
 
2013-06-21 11:02:52 AM
Drinking tequila.
 
2013-06-21 11:04:50 AM
"Ma'am, when you're arrested for DUI and you're not wearing pants, there sometimes is a connection between unusual behavior - not wearing your clothes - and the level of intoxication," Hurley said.

Well, duh!
 
2013-06-21 11:06:53 AM

FirstNationalBastard: OtherLittleGuy: [img.fark.net image 471x593]

[img.fark.net image 500x642]

...Ozzy's probably more hittable.


I like this Natalie Delgado better...

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 11:11:01 AM
How many of the ladies on fark are not wearing pants now?
 
2013-06-21 11:11:40 AM
I pity the poor officer who had to suffer through witnessing that.
 
2013-06-21 11:15:25 AM
Frequency of nude, near nude and pervy threads is staggering this morning.  Unfortunately, no actual nudity.
 
2013-06-21 11:16:51 AM
"was traveling in the wrong direction and on the wrong side of the roadway"

So, she should have been going the other direction on the other side of the road?

Also,' No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service' has no mention of pants.
 
2013-06-21 11:17:31 AM

Sybarite: I_Am_Weasel: That woman is only 20!?

Dear God!

For real. I was all ready for a little titillation this morning. I mean a pantsless 20-year-old woman is typically in my top ten list of favorite things.


That's a 9.5-on-the-mohs-scale-hard 20.
 
2013-06-21 11:18:53 AM
Hey, has anyone found a non-censored version of Kate Upton on a horse yet? I need to cleanse my eyeballs.
 
2013-06-21 11:19:55 AM
OMG she wasn't wearing any pants, everybody panic...I like how that makes the story.  But you never hear about "omg one time I saw someone wearing a bikini bottom at the beach".

Hopefully when these old farkers start dying out we'll stop being such a prude country when it comes to people in their natural state.  But violence, that's certainly much more acceptable than a naked body.
 
2013-06-21 11:22:46 AM
Can't hold your juice then things will get loose.

How many $5.00 jobs did she do?
 
2013-06-21 11:24:07 AM
She will likely age 10 years for every 2 years so her shelf life is pretty short.
 
2013-06-21 11:24:45 AM

Sybarite: I_Am_Weasel: That woman is only 20!?

Dear God!

For real. I was all ready for a little titillation this morning. I mean a pantsless 20-year-old woman is typically in my top ten list of favorite things.


I know! I was expecting some eye bleach. The guy that was banging her before she was pick up must have used her pants to cover his head so he wouldnt have to look at her.
 
2013-06-21 11:25:12 AM
20 year odl with her second dui arrest, 2 in 6 months? Yea, she needs to have her license revoked for 10 years with insanely harsh penalties if she gets behind the wheel.
 
2013-06-21 11:25:38 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 11:27:55 AM
What is it about being drunk that makes people remove their pants?
 
2013-06-21 11:28:08 AM
Why would I need pants to drive?
Is this a thing now?
 
2013-06-21 11:29:51 AM

show me: Hey, has anyone found a non-censored version of Kate Upton on a horse yet? I need to cleanse my eyeballs.


Is that a thing? If not, it needs to be a thing.
 
2013-06-21 11:31:51 AM

Bslim: Why would I need pants to drive?
Is this a thing now?


What about riding w/o pants?

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 11:31:52 AM

Bslim: Why would I need pants to drive?
Is this a thing now?


Yeah. Something Something about people that don't know what the human body looks like and are afraid to ask.
 
2013-06-21 11:33:43 AM
Pants? Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
2013-06-21 11:35:41 AM

Gulper Eel: colinspooky: ...."arrested for driving drunk while pantsless ..... Is that really a charge?

"Driving Drunk While Pantsless" is the title of an old P.J. O'Rourke piece.

No, wait, that's "How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink".


His grand opus.
 
2013-06-21 11:36:04 AM

stevetherobot: What is it about being drunk that makes people remove their pants?


I don't see the problem here.
 
2013-06-21 11:36:31 AM

SearchN: 20 year odl with her second dui arrest, 2 in 6 months? Yea, she needs to have her license revoked for 10 years with insanely harsh penalties if she gets behind the wheel.


Might want to ban her from bartending jobs, too.

Funny how the minimum bartending/serving age varies among the States.  18 is legal in Florida and many others.
 
2013-06-21 11:40:24 AM
This place is failing me...
1) No snail trail comments yet. Leather or cloth seats?
2) Nobody questioning if those are bad tattoo tears or unfortunately placed moles.

Carry on.
 
2013-06-21 11:43:56 AM
Bottom line she's ugly. You won't do it so she;s the only one there.
 
2013-06-21 11:45:03 AM
www.trbimg.com

That's a hard bitter 20.

Still prettier than me though, barely.
 
2013-06-21 11:48:53 AM

blatz514: Bslim: Why would I need pants to drive?
Is this a thing now?

What about riding w/o pants?

[img.fark.net image 480x360]


Depends on who you are riding
 
2013-06-21 11:55:30 AM

darth_badger: How many of the ladies on fark are not wearing pants now?


Probably both of them.
 
2013-06-21 12:02:03 PM

BarkingUnicorn: SearchN: 20 year odl with her second dui arrest, 2 in 6 months? Yea, she needs to have her license revoked for 10 years with insanely harsh penalties if she gets behind the wheel.

Might want to ban her from bartending jobs, too.

Funny how the minimum bartending/serving age varies among the States.  18 is legal in Florida and many others.


Yea was wondering about that as well. Kid needs to stop drinking, and working a job that deals with alcohol. Shes already shown twice that she cant be trusted with booze.
 
2013-06-21 12:05:51 PM

darth_badger: How many of the ladies on fark are not wearing pants now?


There are ladies on fark?!
*takes off pants*
 
2013-06-21 12:13:04 PM
At first I thought she had those prison teardrop tats but that's just a really unfortunate line of moles or spots on her cheek, I think. Yikes.
 
2013-06-21 12:21:51 PM
And this boys & girls is a prime example of "Bad naked"
 
2013-06-21 12:23:25 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 12:41:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-21 01:10:03 PM
Is that 20 in hexadecimal?
 
2013-06-21 01:19:14 PM
SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL!
 
2013-06-21 01:22:28 PM
she gave the seat herpes
 
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