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(Talking Points Memo)   StopHillary2016.org is now a thing. From the creator, a Romney manager, "Obama's 4 year head start let him win" No, not being mentally incompetent helped him win. But go fight your windmills   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 30
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2013-06-21 09:25:58 AM  
6 votes:
All they need to do is present their rational agenda disapassionately and calmly:

1. She has lady parts and will start crying during a crisis
2. She murdered Vince Foster
3. She is Satan incarnate, also Hitler, Stalin and Mao, and with another slot for a rotating set of dictators to be named on an as-needed basis
4. She will bribe lazy urbanites to vote for her in exchange for free stuff
5. She will bribe illegals to vote for her in exchange for citizenship and free stuff
6. She is teh ghey and will force your children to be teh ghey

They can't possibly fail if they stick to this simple plan.  It's when they start adding on the weird, crazy stuff that things go wrong.
2013-06-21 09:26:12 AM  
4 votes:

Rapmaster2000: jigger: Yesterday I saw a sign in a window: "I'm Ready for Hillary."
*shudder*

I've still got a "Searching for Bush" sticker on the back of my conversion van.


It's the Free Candy on the side that is hindering your efforts.
2013-06-21 09:29:59 AM  
3 votes:
www.rumproast.com
2013-06-21 09:23:43 AM  
3 votes:

jigger: Yesterday I saw a sign in a window: "I'm Ready for Hillary."
*shudder*


I've still got a "Searching for Bush" sticker on the back of my conversion van.
2013-06-21 10:14:58 AM  
2 votes:
You know what?  I'm gonna give him every single thing he mentions as a "Clinton War".  Because that means Clinton was the mega-uber-super-war god - and Reagan was a lily-livered hippie coont
2013-06-21 09:38:59 AM  
2 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: I.....I don't even know what to say to things like this anymore.  the GOP has completely, collectively, absolutely lost it's entire frikkin' mind.  This kind of pants wetting, bed shiatting crying to mommie antic is now their norm.  And they will lose again, and blame everyone but themselves, just like they do now.

I need more coffee, or vodak, or something.  Maybe acid.


Well thanks for playing into their strategy jerk. They know if they're insane long enough they'll drive you to drink acid/kill yourself and then they'll have one less voter against them.
2013-06-21 09:24:34 AM  
2 votes:
Why are the conservatives so afraid of a smart, strong, conservative woman?
2013-06-21 10:39:54 AM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Obama + Bill Clinton on the fundraising and GOTV trail would be freaking nuts.



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2013-06-21 10:19:01 AM  
1 votes:

WippitGuud: ShadowKamui: Philip Francis Queeg: Churchill2004: Philip Francis Queeg: peace

Clinton fought more wars/interventions than Reagan.

Oh do tell what wars Clinton fought.

Uh Bosnia, Somalia and a bunch of random missile strikes

Weren't those NATO actions, and not exclusively a US decision? (unlike Iraq)


Clearly you've forgotten Poland.
2013-06-21 10:18:05 AM  
1 votes:

jakomo002: Seriously, what is with the pure hatred they have with Hillary?  That she was married to Bill?  That she is a woman?  Lawyer?  Honestly, is there a real rational reason?

/I'm serious
//I don't think she's any more of a lying coont than the rest of em


She killed a man while whitewater rafting or something. It has never been clear.
2013-06-21 10:17:02 AM  
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: America Rising was formed to prevent Americans from ever having to see another Clinton in the White House.

Yes, the peace and prosperity of the Clinton years truly was a dark time in American history.


It allowed the poors and riffraff a chance to pull even with the wealthy. Why, they even had to tolerate some of the filthy unwashed at their country clubs.

Thank Hayek for Bush, though. He returned the world to its proper order.
2013-06-21 10:06:30 AM  
1 votes:
I just want to see Hillary win so I can watch the TeaTards wet themselves for another 4 years.
2013-06-21 09:58:56 AM  
1 votes:
"America Rising"? They're running Bob Dole again?

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2013-06-21 09:58:30 AM  
1 votes:
Romney started running for president in 2005, halfway through his term as governor.  His campaign is whining about Obama's headstart?
2013-06-21 09:45:10 AM  
1 votes:

Churchill2004: Philip Francis Queeg: Churchill2004: Philip Francis Queeg: peace

Clinton fought more wars/interventions than Reagan.

Oh do tell what wars Clinton fought.

Really? Somalia, Sudan, Haiti, Afghanistan, Iraq, Bosnia, Serbia/Kosovo.... vs. Libya and Lebanon for Reagan (feel free to tell me any I'm missing for Reagan).


Yeah, you're missing several for Reagan.

I'm surprised you forgot about his great achievement of invading Grenada as a distraction from the Beirut bombing.
2013-06-21 09:44:55 AM  
1 votes:
Homies4Hillary.com
biatchesforBiden.com
Castro2016.com
2013-06-21 09:42:30 AM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: HotWingConspiracy: [www.rumproast.com image 480x239]

ok, please tell me that's real and from pre-election 2012.


It sure is. They actually announced it the day of the election, if I am recalling correctly. Never did go live, can't imagine why.
2013-06-21 09:42:13 AM  
1 votes:

MichiganFTL: Satan's Bunny Slippers: I.....I don't even know what to say to things like this anymore.  the GOP has completely, collectively, absolutely lost it's entire frikkin' mind.  This kind of pants wetting, bed shiatting crying to mommie antic is now their norm.  And they will lose again, and blame everyone but themselves, just like they do now.

I need more coffee, or vodak, or something.  Maybe acid.

Well thanks for playing into their strategy jerk. They know if they're insane long enough they'll drive you to drink acid/kill yourself and then they'll have one less voter against them.


Now that I've mopped the coffee off the keys...thank you for making their diabolical plan clear and saving me from furthering their cause!  How could I have been so blind?
2013-06-21 09:38:17 AM  
1 votes:
I'm starting www.Husbands4Hillary.org for us liberal men who would have voted for her anyway, but who value the extra poontang that goes along with being an early and overt Hillary supporter.

You can thank me now... ;^)

/the spousal unit is mad for Hiilary
2013-06-21 09:37:20 AM  
1 votes:

Kibbler: All they need to do is present their rational agenda disapassionately and calmly:

1. She has lady parts and will start crying during a crisis
2. She murdered Vince Foster
3. She is Satan incarnate, also Hitler, Stalin and Mao, and with another slot for a rotating set of dictators to be named on an as-needed basis
4. She will bribe lazy urbanites to vote for her in exchange for free stuff
5. She will bribe illegals to vote for her in exchange for citizenship and free stuff
6. She is teh ghey and will force your children to be teh ghey

They can't possibly fail if they stick to this simple plan.  It's when they start adding on the weird, crazy stuff that things go wrong.


You forgot:

7. Tax cuts for the rich.
2013-06-21 09:32:55 AM  
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: America Rising was formed to prevent Americans from ever having to see another Clinton in the White House.

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"Well...funk YOU, America Rising. I didn't want the job any way."
2013-06-21 09:30:09 AM  
1 votes:
From the website in question:

"America Rising was formed to prevent Americans from ever having to see another Clinton in the White House. "

I agree! Who the heck wants budget surpluses and scaled down spending anyway?!
2013-06-21 09:25:21 AM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: jigger: Yesterday I saw a sign in a window: "I'm Ready for Hillary."
*shudder*

I've still got a "Searching for Bush" sticker on the back of my conversion van.


I'm assuming that's been on there since 1976 and just took on a different meaning for a bit. Nice work.
2013-06-21 09:24:55 AM  
1 votes:
America Rising was formed to prevent Americans from ever having to see another Clinton in the White House.

Yes, the peace and prosperity of the Clinton years truly was a dark time in American history.
2013-06-21 09:21:18 AM  
1 votes:
Yesterday I saw a sign in a window: "I'm Ready for Hillary."
*shudder*
2013-06-21 09:21:13 AM  
1 votes:
I guess this guy doesn't realize that the longer a Republican campaigns, the longer he will have to pretend to be a reasonable human being.  You will slip up, it's inevitable...  you won't know a mic is live, or you won't know that you're secretly being videotaped or you'll just forget yourself and say what you really believe.  Starting a campaign this early when you actually require tricking a majority of people is a mistake.
2013-06-21 09:20:42 AM  
1 votes:
Chances are if you show that headline to most American's they'll wonder what Hillary Duff has planned in 2016 that they need to worry about stopping.
2013-06-21 09:19:47 AM  
1 votes:
That lazy, incompetent, do-nothing empty-suit spent four years organizing, planning, and executing his plan to ascend to the highest office in the land... twice.

That guy can't do anything right.
2013-06-21 09:17:27 AM  
1 votes:
Grifters gonna grift.
2013-06-21 09:15:49 AM  
1 votes:
Is it just a webpage of Benghazi memes?
 
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