serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....
ShankatsuForte: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 441x322]/hot
lectos: They heard McDonald's was a good place to eat out at. It was a simple misunderstanding.
Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....that's where my Publix is. doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anus
bopis: Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....that's where my Publix is. doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anusThat would be a 43 not a 69. Or something.
Iceman_Cometh: Would it have been ironic if they'd have done it at a Jack in the Box?
dbrunker: Aren't there more comfortable places for two women to have sex than a fast-food, restaurant bathroom?[farm6.staticflickr.com image 335x500]
YixilTesiphon: <i>Shortly thereafter, the group of seven or eight people who had complained about the women ran outside and began assaulting the couple, Chitwood said.One of the women was stabbed in the shoulder with an unknown object by a female in the attacking group who appeared to be around 40 years old and had two children with her, police said.</i>Oh, Philadelphia.
rudemix: The name was Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.
serial_crusher: Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....that's where my Publix is. doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anusCSB: When I worked the night shift at Kroger we had a guy who would come in, go straight to the produce section and proceed to flirt with the bananas. Like no shiat he was giving them corny pickup lines and everything. Eventually he would pick out one banana bring it up to the register to purchase it.Fortunately he was a gentleman enough to take it home (or at least far enough away from the Kroger) before consummating his new relationship.
Danger Mouse: I lost my virginity at Burger King. (after hours with some floozy on the bosses desk).good times.homeofthewhoper.jpeg
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