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(Philly.com)   Women kicked out of McDonalds for getting busy in the bathroom, told to go to Burger King if they want to do that kind of thing   (philly.com) divider line 46
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Pud [TotalFark]
2013-06-21 07:44:57 AM
FTA - "Everybody should do their own thing but doing it at 5 o'clock in the afternoon in a McDonald's bathroom - whether you're female and female, female and male or male and male - what the f---?"

So is girl on girl bathroom action better earlier than 5pm, or should they wait until 6 or 7pm.?
 
2013-06-21 08:20:59 AM
Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....
 
2013-06-21 08:27:18 AM
Her Happy Meal didn't cum with a toy.
 
2013-06-21 09:32:19 AM
Is that what they mean by "Have it your way"?
 
2013-06-21 09:32:50 AM

serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....


Yes, how was this not mentioned?
 
2013-06-21 09:33:21 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm

/hot
 
2013-06-21 09:33:51 AM
<i>Shortly thereafter, the group of seven or eight people who had complained about the women ran outside and began assaulting the couple, Chitwood said.

One of the women was stabbed in the shoulder with an unknown object by a female in the attacking group who appeared to be around 40 years old and had two children with her, police said.</i>

Oh, Philadelphia.
 
2013-06-21 09:35:59 AM

ShankatsuForte: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 441x322]

/hot


AHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

/A DUR-RAAAAAAAAAA DUR-RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
2013-06-21 09:36:59 AM
Was she fat? Yeah, I called her fat. Look at me, I'm skinny. 'Never kept me from getting busy.
 
2013-06-21 09:37:05 AM

ShankatsuForte: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 441x322]

/hot


I'm crazy.. allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me...
 
2013-06-21 09:39:24 AM

serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....


that's where my Publix is.  doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anus
 
2013-06-21 09:39:31 AM
Hold the pickle.
 
2013-06-21 09:40:00 AM
Upper Darby is a total shiathole at the edge western of Philly.
 
2013-06-21 09:40:03 AM
They heard McDonald's was a good place to eat out at.   It was a simple misunderstanding.
 
2013-06-21 09:42:20 AM

lectos: They heard McDonald's was a good place to eat out at.   It was a simple misunderstanding.


maybe she wanted one of the new quarter pounders with *gasp* lettuce
 
2013-06-21 09:42:38 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....

that's where my Publix is.  doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anus


That would be a 43 not a 69. Or something.
 
2013-06-21 09:42:52 AM
FTA: Police are in the process of obtaining surveillance footage from the McDonald's to determine the identity of the attackers.

And to see if the sex was spank worthy.
 
2013-06-21 09:44:00 AM
The name was Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.
 
2013-06-21 09:44:22 AM
If they were even mildly attractive then their mistake was using the women's bathroom. Had that done it in the men's bathroom chances are nobody would have said a thing.

Might have had trouble explaining the long line though.
 
2013-06-21 09:45:07 AM
They love how they're living, and their noses are large.
 
2013-06-21 09:45:21 AM

bopis: Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....

that's where my Publix is.  doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anus

That would be a 43 not a 69. Or something.


this story didn't mention the position at all
i'm guessing missionary on the dirty cum covered floor
 
2013-06-21 09:45:50 AM
"Everybody should do their own thing but doing it at 5 o'clock in the afternoon in a McDonald's bathroom - whether you're female and female, female and male or male and male - what the f---?"

Translation: Don't doowutchyalike.
 
2013-06-21 09:48:05 AM
In a West Philly bathroom getting laid
Eatin puss is how I spent most of my days.
Getting busy inside of that stall
Neither one of us had a pair of balls.
When 7 or 8 people knew we were up to no good,
complained to the manager because they could.
Got stabbed by one little bottle and my mom got scared.
Said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.
 
2013-06-21 09:48:34 AM
Would it have been ironic if they'd have done it at a Jack in the Box?
 
2013-06-21 09:49:46 AM

Iceman_Cometh: Would it have been ironic if they'd have done it at a Jack in the Box?


only if it was raining, and was ALSO your wedding day
i don't know how to define irony
 
2013-06-21 09:52:09 AM
Photoshoppers and image uploaders, I am dissappoint
 
2013-06-21 10:14:10 AM
I lost my virginity at Burger King. (after hours with some floozy on the bosses desk).


good times.

homeofthewhoper.jpeg
 
2013-06-21 10:23:12 AM
I was kind of excited by the headline, until I saw they were from Philly.
 
2013-06-21 10:24:38 AM
Aren't there more comfortable places for two women to have sex than a fast-food, restaurant bathroom?
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-21 10:25:06 AM
I thought the part where 8 people left the McDs and stabbed them was the more entertaining part.

/wouldn't happen at Burger King because BK doesn't cater to blacks
//seriously, find the white guy in the McDs commercial is like Where's Waldo
 
2013-06-21 10:33:13 AM
Good thing they didn't have a bottle of Hennessy on their shelf.

/Yeah, well, the good ones were already taken
 
2013-06-21 10:37:21 AM
You have to go to BK if you want to have it your way.

img.fark.net

He likes to watch.
 
2013-06-21 10:38:54 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....

that's where my Publix is.  doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anus


Of course not...that's what the bag boys are for. Make sure to tip them well.
 
2013-06-21 10:43:33 AM

Iceman_Cometh: Would it have been ironic if they'd have done it at a Jack in the Box?


Or at an In And Out?

Since it involved two chicks, a Taco Bell would have been apropos.
 
2013-06-21 11:09:48 AM

dbrunker: Aren't there more comfortable places for two women to have sex than a fast-food, restaurant bathroom?
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 335x500]


that's hast
 
2013-06-21 11:10:32 AM
^hawt
 
2013-06-21 11:23:38 AM
Wendy's is the proper venue
 
2013-06-21 11:53:19 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....

that's where my Publix is.  doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anus



img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 11:59:15 AM
img.fark.net

I like the Whopper...
 
2013-06-21 12:18:49 PM

YixilTesiphon: <i>Shortly thereafter, the group of seven or eight people who had complained about the women ran outside and began assaulting the couple, Chitwood said.

One of the women was stabbed in the shoulder with an unknown object by a female in the attacking group who appeared to be around 40 years old and had two children with her, police said.</i>

Oh, Philadelphia.


Don't give me that - it's The City of BROTHERLY Love; hos can suck it.
 
2013-06-21 12:33:46 PM

rudemix: The name was Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.


It took me two or three digital underground lyric posts before I got the reference in the headline. Even though I heard the song for the first time in 20 years last week and it's been in my head since.

/+1 subby
//this is my dance y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
 
2013-06-21 12:35:04 PM

dbrunker: Aren't there more comfortable places for two women to have sex than a fast-food, restaurant bathroom?
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 335x500]


depending on what they look like?  my face.
 
2013-06-21 01:21:24 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....

that's where my Publix is.  doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anus


CSB: When I worked the night shift at Kroger we had a guy who would come in, go straight to the produce section and proceed to flirt with the bananas.  Like no shiat he was giving them corny pickup lines and everything.  Eventually he would pick out one banana bring it up to the register to purchase it.

Fortunately he was a gentleman enough to take it home (or at least far enough away from the Kroger) before consummating his new relationship.
 
2013-06-21 04:34:49 PM

serial_crusher: Jon iz teh kewl: serial_crusher: Well, the McDonalds was on 69th street....

that's where my Publix is.  doesn't mean i should grab a banana off the shelves and shove it up my anus

CSB: When I worked the night shift at Kroger we had a guy who would come in, go straight to the produce section and proceed to flirt with the bananas.  Like no shiat he was giving them corny pickup lines and everything.  Eventually he would pick out one banana bring it up to the register to purchase it.

Fortunately he was a gentleman enough to take it home (or at least far enough away from the Kroger) before consummating his new relationship.


There is nothing C about that S, B.

Ewww
 
2013-06-21 04:36:43 PM
A photo of the perpetrators:
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 04:38:39 PM

Danger Mouse: I lost my virginity at Burger King. (after hours with some floozy on the bosses desk).


good times.

homeofthewhoper.jpeg


You wouldn't happen to be from Susanville, CA by chance would you?
 
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