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(WTKR)   Sailor walks out of court arm-in-arm with wife who allegedly plotted with teen lover to kill him. Dude has been stuck on a ship waaaaay too long   (wtkr.com) divider line 28
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4811 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jun 2013 at 10:15 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-21 10:19:53 AM  
If they showed a picture, he'd be rail thin and she'd be a 400 pound hose-beast.

No wait, that's Marines.
 
2013-06-21 10:20:47 AM  
As a former sailor, I can attest that some of my fellow shipmates had the poorest taste in women.

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2013-06-21 10:20:58 AM  
Maybe the Odyssey has given him some wrong impressions about what happens when you leave your wife alone while you go overseas.
 
2013-06-21 10:24:01 AM  
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2013-06-21 10:28:17 AM  

whosits_112: As a former sailor, I can attest that some of my fellow shipmates had the poorest taste in women.


The women of HM-15 aren't very tasty, either.
 
2013-06-21 10:28:29 AM  

The One True TheDavid: [i2.wp.com image 850x474]


That is a mighty fine onesie she has on!
 
2013-06-21 10:30:49 AM  
I think I'd be more concerned about the crazy part.
 
2013-06-21 10:36:08 AM  
I think the bigger question is "How did she manage to 'go back'?"
 
2013-06-21 10:36:41 AM  

fappomatic: whosits_112: As a former sailor, I can attest that some of my fellow shipmates had the poorest taste in women.

The women of HM-15 aren't very tasty, either.


One of the "women" in the airwing during our deployment looked like a tranny. Either that, or she used 'roids.
/Seriously, biatch was jacked...
 
2013-06-21 10:41:41 AM  

Carn: I think I'd be more concerned about the crazy part.


But that's the good best part. Though her face might need this:

img.fark.net


By the way, someone once told me about a conversation at work. One cow-orker asked what the Navy does, and was astounded to hear they rode around in boats. (No idea if this was the woman who'd sworn that "Butter has nothing to do with dairy!") Another co-worker, who was a Marine in Operation Desert Stuffing, added "The Navy is the service with lots of homosexuals."
 
2013-06-21 10:51:03 AM  
Dead man walking!
 
2013-06-21 10:51:37 AM  
Plotting the murder via Facebook postings.  That's almost as efficient as hosting a conference call and inviting the local police detectives to join in on the call.
 
2013-06-21 10:51:39 AM  
TFA says she likely won't face any *stiff* penalties (chuckle).  Which is fair (even though a man farking a 15 year old would go to PMITA prison) because we all know our society only discriminates against women, and there's absolutely no sexism anywhere in our society - especially in the legal system - that discriminates against men.

This story could only get more farked up if she happened to get pregnant from the boy, then kept the baby against his wishes, and took him to family court, forcing him to pay child support for a baby created while a much older woman was raping him.
 
2013-06-21 10:52:03 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Carn: I think I'd be more concerned about the crazy part.

But that's the good best part. Though her face might need this:

[img.fark.net image 502x301]


By the way, someone once told me about a conversation at work. One cow-orker asked what the Navy does, and was astounded to hear they rode around in boats. (No idea if this was the woman who'd sworn that "Butter has nothing to do with dairy!") Another co-worker, who was a Marine in Operation Desert Stuffing, added "The Navy is the service with lots of homosexuals."


Funny that a Marine happened to say that. After deployment, some of our guys had to help clean out the berthing areas assigned to the male Marines. Let's just say that plenty of, um, "toys" were found and had to be disposed of.
 
2013-06-21 10:55:06 AM  

whosits_112: The One True TheDavid: Carn: I think I'd be more concerned about the crazy part.

But that's the good best part. Though her face might need this:

[img.fark.net image 502x301]


By the way, someone once told me about a conversation at work. One cow-orker asked what the Navy does, and was astounded to hear they rode around in boats. (No idea if this was the woman who'd sworn that "Butter has nothing to do with dairy!") Another co-worker, who was a Marine in Operation Desert Stuffing, added "The Navy is the service with lots of homosexuals."

Funny that a Marine happened to say that. After deployment, some of our guys had to help clean out the berthing areas assigned to the male Marines. Let's just say that plenty of, um, "toys" were found and had to be disposed of.


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2013-06-21 11:33:33 AM  
As a retired sailor I saw way too many shipmates that didn't understand the adage, "Any port in a storm" doesn't mean you have to make it your homeport.
 
2013-06-21 11:40:25 AM  
Sleeping with an underage black boy would be enough for me to kick her to the curb.
 
2013-06-21 11:41:19 AM  
I guess his... Patience ran out.


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2013-06-21 11:58:06 AM  
Where's the Dumbass tag?
 
2013-06-21 12:15:10 PM  
img.fark.net well, blow me down
 
2013-06-21 12:30:32 PM  

The One True TheDavid: [i2.wp.com image 850x474]


That's rather stylish for a jail uniform.
 
2013-06-21 12:31:12 PM  
 A Norfolk man is standing by his wife's side as she faces charges for plotting to kill him with her 15-year-old lover.

What was she going to do, beat her husband over the head with the teenager?
 
2013-06-21 12:57:21 PM  
I was a Corpsman in the Navy and let me tell you, she's pretty hot for a military wife.
 
2013-06-21 04:04:55 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 04:05:08 PM  

Bslim: Dead man walking!


Yep. If she gets off, in a few years from now you will hear about this guy being found dead.
 
2013-06-21 04:24:28 PM  
Dude you got a chance for a clean break! TAKE IT!!!
 
2013-06-21 06:16:34 PM  

ongbok: Bslim: Dead man walking!

Yep. If she gets off, in a few years from now you will hear about this guy being found dead.


I am sure the list of felonies will be long enough to get him thinking while she's aging behind bars.
 
2013-06-21 07:11:44 PM  
Profedius:

Sleeping with an underage black boy would be enough for me to kick her to the curb.

I'd wanrt to shake his hand and maybe pimp him out. I'm surprised how many "nice" Lexingtonians like fresh "BBC."


"We don't have a pool."

"Oh. He mucks out the stable then."

"We don't have a horse either."

(sotto voce) "Now we do."


MANDINGO JR! Coming soon!
 
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