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(Opposing Views)   Guy tells judge he'd rather go to jail than stop drinking for two years. His crime? "He got naked, knocked over portable toilets, peed on his hands and proceeded to fling his pee on Australian park rangers"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 28
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2013-06-21 09:26:55 AM
Well it makes sense.  He's obviously very committed.

Though it sort of calls into question how he'll get drunk in prison.
 
2013-06-21 09:54:41 AM

Diogenes: Well it makes sense.  He's obviously very committed.

Though it sort of calls into question how he'll get drunk in prison.


Seriously? You think prisons are alcohol and drug free?
 
2013-06-21 09:55:46 AM
Well, he is talking about Australian Beer so he has a point.
 
2013-06-21 09:55:46 AM

Diogenes: Well it makes sense.  He's obviously very committed.

Though it sort of calls into question how he'll get drunk in prison.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno
 
2013-06-21 09:56:11 AM

Pockafrusta: Diogenes: Well it makes sense.  He's obviously very committed.

Though it sort of calls into question how he'll get drunk in prison.

Seriously? You think prisons are alcohol and drug free?


No.  But I doubt he'll be able to match his current consumption and shenanigan levels.  Maybe I'm naive.
 
2013-06-21 09:56:14 AM
In Australia we call sombody like that "Australian"
 
2013-06-21 09:56:22 AM
What's the opposing view?
 
2013-06-21 09:56:37 AM
Wait...that's illegal?
 
2013-06-21 09:57:23 AM

WhippingBoy: Diogenes: Well it makes sense.  He's obviously very committed.

Though it sort of calls into question how he'll get drunk in prison.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno


Bleh.  You'd have to be an alkie.
 
2013-06-21 09:57:38 AM
What a typical prison bar stock may look like, and that's just the weird bottle-cans.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 09:58:53 AM
Australian, throws his piss at people...does he live in a van?
 
2013-06-21 10:01:25 AM
Subby, please. In my town, that's considered a sport.
 
2013-06-21 10:02:42 AM
Will this hurt or help his chances for re-election to Parliament?
 
2013-06-21 10:05:30 AM
The point of going to jail instead of probation is that he can go to jail for a much shorter period of time, say maybe a month, and then it's back to partying when he gets out. In his bloodshot eyes, a short stint in jail is preferable to 2 years sober.
 
2013-06-21 10:07:06 AM
Sounds like the guy knows how to party.
 
2013-06-21 10:07:54 AM

WhippingBoy: Will this hurt or help his chances for re-election to Parliament?


I think you already know the answer to that:

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2013-06-21 10:10:09 AM
"fling pee"?  This would mean he'd have to be actively peeing on his hands while flinging it at....oh nevermind.

Apparently I've lived a very sheltered life.....
 
2013-06-21 10:19:34 AM

Diogenes: Well it makes sense.  He's obviously very committed.

Though it sort of calls into question how he'll get drunk in prison.


Came for this, done in one.
 
2013-06-21 10:22:32 AM
Hell, I'd rather do a couple of months in jail than not drink for two years.

I don't blame him.
 
2013-06-21 10:24:30 AM
If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right!
 
2013-06-21 10:25:58 AM
Well, maybe he just likes butt sex.
 
2013-06-21 11:14:18 AM
He must love the toilet wine
 
2013-06-21 11:14:39 AM
t.qkme.me
 
2013-06-21 12:22:26 PM
"....peed on his hands, and proceeded to fling his pee on Australian park rangers. "


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2013-06-21 12:37:47 PM
I don't see why he seeks the court's permission.  Just get drunk and turn yourself in for probation violation.
 
2013-06-21 12:46:16 PM
what are austrian Park rangers doing in Florida?
 
2013-06-21 01:58:05 PM
Prison hooch.
First. main ingredient is to shove an apple from the food buffet up your butthole.
Second. you need to pee poop only in your sink.

/Or if you can't do any of that, just have your relations to bribe the guards in the customary fashion and get real booze delivered direct.
 
2013-06-22 03:02:36 AM
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