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(Kotaku)   The next time someone complains that you have your mind in the gutter, just point out this guy   (kotaku.com) divider line 60
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2013-06-21 02:07:25 PM
Ah, stereotypes.  :D
 
2013-06-21 02:07:36 PM
Oh, who among us hasn't looked up from beneath the ventilation tiles in the server room?
 
2013-06-21 02:09:19 PM
C.H.U.D. beatin' his pud.
 
2013-06-21 02:09:22 PM
Different world nowadays -- Marilyn Monroe never had to worry about this
 
2013-06-21 02:09:31 PM
Luke Chrisco calls this guy an amateur.
 
2013-06-21 02:10:39 PM
Video game journalism.
 
2013-06-21 02:11:29 PM
it's Japan. Shouldn't it have been a wireless web cam in the gutter so that you could record and remotely view upskirts via a phone or laptop? What the police should have done was hire a large group of Scottish men in kilts to parade around above him for a while just to mess with him then arrest him.
 
2013-06-21 02:11:39 PM
You REALLY got to want it.
 
2013-06-21 02:13:05 PM
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
 
2013-06-21 02:15:25 PM
Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?
 
2013-06-21 02:15:35 PM
Can we just replace the weird tag with a Japan tag?
 
2013-06-21 02:17:07 PM
At least it wasn't a manhole.
 
2013-06-21 02:17:43 PM
Reminds me of hot summer days riding the escalators on the Tube.....
 
2013-06-21 02:19:18 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-21 02:19:18 PM
I don't suppose I'd want someone looking at my crotch.. but unless you're standing on the grate for a long time... who really cares?
 
2013-06-21 02:20:17 PM
I cant decide if we nuked japan too much or not enough...
 
2013-06-21 02:21:18 PM
From the same country that brought you used pantie vending machines.

I'm shocked.

However, thats bordering on being a 'racist' comment.

Farkers are allowed to make fun of blacks, mexicans, indians (both kinds), and pretty much any non-whites, but make bad comments about Japanese people and you'll quickly find your comment deleted.
 
2013-06-21 02:23:44 PM
That seem incredibly inefficient. And dirty. In a literal sense. Set up a wireless camera under the grate which is transmitting to your laptop running in the car parked right next to it. Pretend to be doing a survey or something, so you can stop pretty women wearing skirts right over the grate. Change up your spot every week. Now you have a whole bunch of upskirt shots of a variety of women all recorded for repeated viewing.

/Not that I would ever do something like this
//Honestly, it's just creepy
 
2013-06-21 02:24:08 PM

stevarooni: Ah, stereotypes.  :D


Should've known it was Japan.
 
2013-06-21 02:25:18 PM

Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?


Part of the reason is; a majority Japanese women have it up to here with Japanese men. So, an increasing number are hanging out with forien guys or other girls. Leaving Japanese guys desperately lonely.

/ the majority of the Asian world hates Japan for one reason or another
 
2013-06-21 02:31:43 PM
But I'm not wearing underwear
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 02:35:27 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 02:36:12 PM

iheartscotch: Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?

Part of the reason is; a majority Japanese women have it up to here with Japanese men. So, an increasing number are hanging out with forien guys or other girls. Leaving Japanese guys desperately lonely.

/ the majority of the Asian world hates Japan for one reason or another


To be fair, they kinda earned it during WWII. And that section of the world doesn't forget as easy.

/ even if there is vast sums of money involved
// unlike the USA and Germany.
/// You damn filthy murdering Nazi! For your crimes,I ought to..rebuild your country for favorable economic treaties and defense bases.
//// Not that I don't understand it was a complex issue and largely for the best.
 
2013-06-21 02:40:01 PM
Next time... take the train.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 02:47:23 PM

SheltemDragon: iheartscotch: Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?

Part of the reason is; a majority Japanese women have it up to here with Japanese men. So, an increasing number are hanging out with forien guys or other girls. Leaving Japanese guys desperately lonely.

/ the majority of the Asian world hates Japan for one reason or another

To be fair, they kinda earned it during WWII. And that section of the world doesn't forget as easy.

/ even if there is vast sums of money involved
// unlike the USA and Germany.
/// You damn filthy murdering Nazi! For your crimes,I ought to..rebuild your country for favorable economic treaties and defense bases.
//// Not that I don't understand it was a complex issue and largely for the best.


A-farking-hem:

Do you know what's different between the five-way centuies-long hostilities between Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Finland, and the five-way centuries-long hostilities between China, Japan, Korea (both) and Mongolia?

FARKING NOTHING. It's one-part racial, one-part historical and eleventeen-parts, "I Hate You on Principle of Not Being Me."

/It took World War II to finally end the scuffles across Germania and Scandinavia. It's gonna take a few more Tokyo Fireballs before those incredibly racist and nationalist countries get their heads out of their asses.
 
2013-06-21 02:47:32 PM

SheltemDragon: iheartscotch: Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?

Part of the reason is; a majority Japanese women have it up to here with Japanese men. So, an increasing number are hanging out with forien guys or other girls. Leaving Japanese guys desperately lonely.

/ the majority of the Asian world hates Japan for one reason or another

To be fair, they kinda earned it during WWII. And that section of the world doesn't forget as easy.

/ even if there is vast sums of money involved
// unlike the USA and Germany.
/// You damn filthy murdering Nazi! For your crimes,I ought to..rebuild your country for favorable economic treaties and defense bases.
//// Not that I don't understand it was a complex issue and largely for the best.


If we didn't step in and help the Germans; the Russians would have been in control of all of Germany, not just East Germany.

/ as much as we were pissed off at the Germans; we were more warry of the Russians. As the decade (1940's that is) ended, we were more comfortable with the Germans than we had ever been with the Russians.

// Patton wanted to incorporate the wehrmacht into the American forces and attack Russia. It was one of the reasons Ike removed him from a direct command role
 
2013-06-21 02:51:09 PM
img.fark.net
/also
//only a Japanese pervert would be this dedicated
 
2013-06-21 02:52:11 PM
WTF!?

Kotaku is a gaming site, so I thought this was a screenshot.

img.fark.net
So I will continue on in this thread based on the premise that this is some Japanese game involving ghosts.
 
2013-06-21 02:53:46 PM
Hirai crawled to freedom through dozens of meters of shiat smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to.  Dozens of meters...that's the length of twenty ping pong tables, just shy of a quarter mile.
 
2013-06-21 03:04:05 PM
You gotta admire his dedication to his art.
 
2013-06-21 03:06:49 PM

iheartscotch: SheltemDragon: iheartscotch: Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?

Part of the reason is; a majority Japanese women have it up to here with Japanese men. So, an increasing number are hanging out with forien guys or other girls. Leaving Japanese guys desperately lonely.

/ the majority of the Asian world hates Japan for one reason or another

To be fair, they kinda earned it during WWII. And that section of the world doesn't forget as easy.

/ even if there is vast sums of money involved
// unlike the USA and Germany.
/// You damn filthy murdering Nazi! For your crimes,I ought to..rebuild your country for favorable economic treaties and defense bases.
//// Not that I don't understand it was a complex issue and largely for the best.

If we didn't step in and help the Germans; the Russians would have been in control of all of Germany, not just East Germany.

/ as much as we were pissed off at the Germans; we were more warry of the Russians. As the decade (1940's that is) ended, we were more comfortable with the Germans than we had ever been with the Russians.

// Patton wanted to incorporate the wehrmacht into the American forces and attack Russia. It was one of the reasons Ike removed him from a direct command role


O, I agree. Although, arguably, Russia was more then justified in wanting to pacify and occupy Germany. The Germans had invaded them after all and had been at least partially responsible for innumerable Russian losses in both WWI and Napoleon's invasion as well. The US somewhat over-reacted to the Russian threat, which helped precipitate the Cold War, largely because we honestly didn't see them as part of ancestral (to the USA) Europe. But to be fair, Stalin was going to be damn sure that there wouldn't be enough of a Europe left outside of his influence to threaten Russia again, and we *really* wanted Europe in our pocket, both out of identification and economic necessity.

/Plus, we still had to fight those damn Japanese, who wouldn't give up even when it was clear we had largely crushed their war machine.
//Honestly. I think that had we seized South East Asia first, before invading Europe, and starved out the Japanese military that Ike would have agreed with Patton.
///But there was no good way to count on England holding out the year that would likely have taken.
////Alternate history is fun! Not terribly useful usually, but fun!
 
2013-06-21 03:06:55 PM

iheartscotch: Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?

Part of the reason is; a majority Japanese women have it up to here with Japanese men. So, an increasing number are hanging out with forien guys or other girls. Leaving Japanese guys desperately lonely.

/ the majority of the Asian world hates Japan for one reason or another


Too uptight?  Too much with the BS cultural crap that Japan keeps imposing on it's own men?
 
2013-06-21 03:18:14 PM

Rwa2play: iheartscotch: Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?

Part of the reason is; a majority Japanese women have it up to here with Japanese men. So, an increasing number are hanging out with forien guys or other girls. Leaving Japanese guys desperately lonely.

/ the majority of the Asian world hates Japan for one reason or another

Too uptight?  Too much with the BS cultural crap that Japan keeps imposing on it's own men?


That is part of the reason; but, the real reason is Japanese men treated Japanese women like shiat for a long time.

Their culture is special. If a Japanese woman is sexually assaulted on the subway; she is very unlikely to report it. The reason being; it would bring shame on her family and she might not want to speakout against her attacker.

In recent years; that attitude has changed.

/ there's a whole documentary on the subject, I think the BBC did it, but I could be wrong
 
2013-06-21 03:22:04 PM

Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?


I'm guessing a guy who's doing this kind of thing is way too intimidated by women to even consider going to a prostitute.
 
2013-06-21 03:22:37 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-06-21 03:24:34 PM

Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?


Women tend to pursue relationships after career in Japan, or so I am told. Leads to a good deal of sexual frustration...at least those men who don't have a cougar fetish.
 
2013-06-21 03:33:38 PM
That kind of desperation is just sad.
 
2013-06-21 03:50:39 PM
We totally have a glass staircase in the new building on my campus. Not sure who thought it up, but you can stand under it all day and look at panties if you are so inclined. Or you can, you know, go talk to a girl and maybe one day see an actual vagina.
 
2013-06-21 03:56:46 PM

Tommy Moo: We totally have a glass staircase in the new building on my campus. Not sure who thought it up, but you can stand under it all day and look at panties if you are so inclined. Or you can, you know, go talk to a girl and maybe one day see an actual vagina.


...and for anyone that enjoys the pursuit aspect of dating, because working for progress in a relationship can be a lot of fun, option 2 is much more enjoyable. The internet is a much better repository of random pictures of naked women.

Also, you don't commit a crime by looking at them.
 
2013-06-21 03:57:24 PM
i wanna be a street too.  lets have gay butt sex
 
2013-06-21 04:09:06 PM
ToastTheRabbit:
24.media.tumblr.com
"We all fap down here!"
 
2013-06-21 04:11:20 PM

iheartscotch: Jim.Casy: Damnit Japan *sigh*

How can these guys be so desperately horny with the wonderful south-east asian sex industry so close at hand?

Part of the reason is; a majority Japanese women have it up to here with Japanese men. So, an increasing number are hanging out with forien guys or other girls. Leaving Japanese guys desperately lonelyronery.

/ the majority of the Asian world hates Japan for one reason or another

 
2013-06-21 04:15:59 PM
I know not to click on Kotaku ... I know not to click on Kotaku ... I know not to click on Kotaku ...

(click)

I was right.
 
2013-06-21 04:20:56 PM
Why hide in the sewer?

cdn.randomfunnypicture.com

/odds that the perp is a virgin?
//10,000-1
 
2013-06-21 04:23:01 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-21 04:23:59 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 04:33:18 PM
That's some awesome video game reporting, Kotaku!

It really is a hilarious story, though. Don't change for anyone, Japan. I love you.
 
2013-06-21 05:03:27 PM
"Online in Japan, many were bewildered by the crime, finding it unbelievable. "

And yet, online outside of Japan, no one was the least bit surprised.
 
2013-06-21 05:04:55 PM
I've never understood the whole up-skirt phenomenon. Even if she not wearing underwear all you're really going to see is some inner thigh and ass crack. On the other hand a nice down-blouse shot can make for good viewing if it's a lose top and there's no bra.
 
2013-06-21 05:09:11 PM
pool.theinfosphere.org
 
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