Pray 4 Mojo: I smoke. I smoke in my car. I smoke in my house. I smoke at work. My stuff stinks. I don't care.
dletter: Pray 4 Mojo: I smoke. I smoke in my car. I smoke in my house. I smoke at work. My stuff stinks. I don't care.I care though when you come into my office to ask a question and my office smells like a biker bar at 2am for another 10 minutes.
sigdiamond2000: The number crunching wizards over at Movoto.com take a look at how third-hand cigarette smoke - lingering residue that sticks to carpets, furniture, etc. - can negatively impact your home's resale value.I'll say this as someone who recently spent a lot of time looking at houses to buy: My wife and I pretty much dismissed outright any house we saw that smelled like cigarette smoke.Not only does it smell like sh*t, but it evinces a lack of giving-a-f*ck on the part of the previous owner, which probably means other sh*t is filthy or in disrepair.Sorry, smokers. This isn't a holier-than-thou thing. I smoked for 15 years, and I remember what a smelly slob I was back then. I wouldn't have bought a house after I'd lived in it.
jaytkay: I know how smokers feel with dainty people turning up their noses.It's like when I take a shiat in my neighbor's kitchen, they act all offended like they never took a dump before.
Ambitwistor: http://newscenter.lbl.gov/feature-stories/2013/06/20/berkeley-lab-con f irms-thirdhand-smoke-causes-dna-damage/
Jon iz teh kewl: i don't smoke, cause they don't technically allow it on Wellbutrin
zulius: I don't even smoke and I think this logic is dumbfounded...
PC LOAD LETTER: Smoke residue is farking disgusting. "Third-hand smoke" is a retarded scare term.There's no such thing as a polite smoker. Smoking is, by it's own nature, impolite.
LiberalEastCoastElitist: Is this the thread where people who have ruined their sense of smell tell non-smokers to walk it off and stop biatching about inhaling their carcinogen-laden bad habit?
ArmanTanzarian: What I really hate is 6th hand smoke, when a smoker smokes around a non-smoker coating their clothes with smoke, who then rubs against another non-smoker transferring the smoke residue to their clothes who then pets a non-smoking dog effecting another residue transfer, the dog then sheds it's coated fur in a non-smokers house where their baby picks that fur up and eats it, poops out of a window in a high-rise condo which lands on my car.Damn babies... \ Next time you shake someones hand, pause and wonder how long ago he last masturbated.
sigdiamond2000: The number crunching wizards over at Movoto.com take a look at how third-hand cigarette smoke - lingering residue that sticks to carpets, furniture, etc. - can
trippdogg: "The good news is, quiting smoking can add 10 years to your life - the bad news is, you'll spend it staring out a window."
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