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(The Sun)   The good news is doctors were able to successfully remove a man's 140-pound testicles. The bad news is the operation left him with a one-inch penis   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-06-21 02:27:39 AM
90% of men have a 1 inch penis, soft.
 
2013-06-21 08:01:19 AM
Which inch?
 
2013-06-21 08:24:40 AM
www.cinemaqueer.com
 
2013-06-21 09:24:45 AM
Penis.
 
2013-06-21 09:25:07 AM
Um, at 49 you're worried about sex or your ego? Give me a break.
 
2013-06-21 09:25:20 AM
A fence post looks taller when it isn't crushed between two enormous boulders.
 
2013-06-21 09:26:08 AM
maybe hes a grower
 
2013-06-21 09:26:23 AM

diaphoresis: 90% of men have a 1 inch penis, soft.


What? That can't be right.
 
2013-06-21 09:27:24 AM
Reattach! REATTACH DAMNIT!

/and he thought he couldn't have a relationship before? This'll be the top Google result for the rest of his life.
 
2013-06-21 09:28:06 AM
How is Paul Ryan these days?
 
2013-06-21 09:28:55 AM

jigger: diaphoresis: 90% of men have a 1 inch penis, soft.

What? That can't be right.


OF COURSE IT'S RIGHT, IT HAS TO BE!!!
 
2013-06-21 09:29:03 AM
Just stick it in a microwave and watch that baby swell up!

The downside is that anyone that gives you a BJ soon dies from the giant tumors blocking their airway.
 
2013-06-21 09:29:06 AM
It's like a porn version of Samson and Delilah. They cut his godlike balls off and he lost all his power.
 
2013-06-21 09:32:21 AM

diaphoresis: 90% of men have a 1 inch penis, soft.


That doesn't sound right to me, Junior.
 
2013-06-21 09:32:47 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 09:33:01 AM

jigger: diaphoresis: 90% of men have a 1 inch penis, soft.

What? That can't be right.


You mean it shrinks?
 
2013-06-21 09:34:38 AM

apacheco: maybe hes a grower


FTA "What came out of surgery is a nub an inch long and it doesn't get any larger."

Yeesh.
 
2013-06-21 09:39:26 AM
The dude wasn't getting laid before, whats he biatching about?
 
2013-06-21 09:40:59 AM

ReapTheChaos: The dude wasn't getting laid before, whats he biatching about?


After the cost of the surgery, he's not sure he can afford the H2.
 
2013-06-21 09:41:35 AM

MagSeven: diaphoresis: 90% of men have a 1 inch penis, soft.

That doesn't sound right to me, Junior.


I know. I mean not all of us are John Holmes...
 
2013-06-21 09:42:06 AM
But... how?  Why?

After taking his beans, did the docs decide to lop off most of his Frank just to be on the safe side?

Were they chopping away at his tumors with some sort of electric hedge trimmer and Mr. Happy was just a victim of collateral damage?
 
2013-06-21 09:46:09 AM
His testicles weighed MORE than a baby hippo?! Holy hippo!
 
2013-06-21 09:48:33 AM

ReapTheChaos: The dude wasn't getting laid before, whats he biatching about?


Exactly.  The damage was already done, the surgeons didn't shorten his penis.
 
2013-06-21 09:50:38 AM
THAT'S. ONE. INCH. OF. FURY!!1!


/it's probably one inch of furry too
 
2013-06-21 09:53:04 AM
He was upper, upper class, high society . . .
 
2013-06-21 10:00:27 AM
Now this is just me speaking, but if my testicles were to swell up to, say, the size of a grapefruit, I would put treatment and curing that problem to a very high priority in my life.  And if they got to volleyball-sized, I wouldn't be doing anything else other than getting medical treatment.  And if the doctors weren't fixing the problem, I'd be finding better doctors.  Baby hippo-sized?  Just what did you have going on in your life that was a higher priority than tending to your medical issue?
 
2013-06-21 10:09:47 AM

GoldDude: Now this is just me speaking, but if my testicles were to swell up to, say, the size of a grapefruit, I would put treatment and curing that problem to a very high priority in my life.  And if they got to volleyball-sized, I wouldn't be doing anything else other than getting medical treatment.  And if the doctors weren't fixing the problem, I'd be finding better doctors.  Baby hippo-sized?  Just what did you have going on in your life that was a higher priority than tending to your medical issue?


Yeah, I was wondering that myself.

Even if the guy was broke, he could probably go to the ER long before they got as big as they did.  I couldn't see any ER doc doing anything other than:

1. Saying something along the lines of "Holy Christ!"
2.  Inviting all the other ER docs, nurses, interns, and custodians over to have a look
3. Apply some local and start chopping away.
 
2013-06-21 10:13:18 AM

maxx2112: He was upper, upper class, high society . . .


#1 on the AC DC reference.
 
2013-06-21 10:16:17 AM
So it does take balls to go through life with a 1 inch penis.

\literally
 
2013-06-21 10:18:38 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 10:34:08 AM
Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.

No thank you.

How does he ride a bike?  Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?

Can't you just leave me alone?

I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun
 
2013-06-21 10:55:27 AM

Bruxellensis: [img.fark.net image 792x612]


Was done years before South Park:

www.supersoulsound.com
 
2013-06-21 10:57:19 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Um, at 49 you're worried about sex or your ego? Give me a break.


So, what age, in your opinion do/should people stop having sex and caring about how you look? 28, 29?
 
2013-06-21 10:57:26 AM

GoldDude: Now this is just me speaking, but if my testicles were to swell up to, say, the size of a grapefruit, I would put treatment and curing that problem to a very high priority in my life.  And if they got to volleyball-sized, I wouldn't be doing anything else other than getting medical treatment.  And if the doctors weren't fixing the problem, I'd be finding better doctors.  Baby hippo-sized?  Just what did you have going on in your life that was a higher priority than tending to your medical issue?


Hell yes. If I found a growth the size of a raisin I'd be under the knife the next day (or whatever the treatment). I just don't get how you end up in this guy's situation. Partly the American healthcare disaster but also I think he's got to be pretty nuts.

I feel bad for the guy though but at least he can wear pants now.
 
2013-06-21 11:16:28 AM

Cormee: Quantum Apostrophe: Um, at 49 you're worried about sex or your ego? Give me a break.

So, what age, in your opinion do/should people stop having sex and caring about how you look? 28, 29?


This.

/57
 
2013-06-21 11:20:02 AM

Cormee: Quantum Apostrophe: Um, at 49 you're worried about sex or your ego? Give me a break.

So, what age, in your opinion do/should people stop having sex and caring about how you look? 28, 29?


Judging by how women all get crew cuts at that age, I'd say so. At 49 you'll be amazed if you can still cut off your urine mid-dribble, let alone get erections. Never mind what delusional middle aged people tell you, you'll see for yourself!
 
2013-06-21 11:43:56 AM
Wesley, from Las Vegas, started suffering from the embarrassing deformity after he squashed his privates while asleep in June 2008.

How the hell does a guy squash his balls while he's asleep?
 
2013-06-21 11:46:19 AM

offmymeds: Wesley, from Las Vegas, started suffering from the embarrassing deformity after he squashed his privates while asleep in June 2008.

How the hell does a guy squash his balls while he's asleep?


Maybe he was sitting in a slatted chair?
 
2013-06-21 11:48:23 AM

sprag: offmymeds: Wesley, from Las Vegas, started suffering from the embarrassing deformity after he squashed his privates while asleep in June 2008.

How the hell does a guy squash his balls while he's asleep?

Maybe he was sitting in a slatted chair?


LOL
 
2013-06-21 11:48:49 AM
"Wesley, from Las Vegas, started suffering from the embarrassing deformity after he squashed his privates while asleep in June 2008."

Wait wait wait.  What's the story here.  How did THIS happen?
 
2013-06-21 11:52:26 AM

offmymeds: Wesley, from Las Vegas, started suffering from the embarrassing deformity after he squashed his privates while asleep in June 2008.

How the hell does a guy squash his balls while he's asleep?


He was asleep in June. Who knows how she reacted to that?
 
2013-06-21 12:07:35 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: offmymeds: Wesley, from Las Vegas, started suffering from the embarrassing deformity after he squashed his privates while asleep in June 2008.

How the hell does a guy squash his balls while he's asleep?

He was asleep in June. Who knows how she reacted to that?


*snert*
 
2013-06-21 12:53:50 PM
Drew?
 
2013-06-21 12:55:50 PM
Sorry dude.. but, one inch or not.. I doubt you'll get much chance to use it with a mug like that

img.fark.net

Yeesh!
 
2013-06-21 01:22:51 PM
So how big was his penis before the surgery? One inch? I don't see the problem.

I had a vasectomy, but I didn't expect a bigger dick out of the deal.
 
2013-06-21 01:24:39 PM

Barfmaker: Which inch?


The angry one.
 
2013-06-21 01:41:47 PM
img.fark.net   img.fark.net and the answer is... img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 01:43:01 PM
Of all the excuses wives come up with to buy a new purse, this one has to be the worst.

"But your balls are too big to fit in that one."
 
2013-06-21 01:48:20 PM
He was in the pool!
 
2013-06-21 01:55:02 PM

Jument: GoldDude: Now this is just me speaking, but if my testicles were to swell up to, say, the size of a grapefruit, I would put treatment and curing that problem to a very high priority in my life.  And if they got to volleyball-sized, I wouldn't be doing anything else other than getting medical treatment.  And if the doctors weren't fixing the problem, I'd be finding better doctors.  Baby hippo-sized?  Just what did you have going on in your life that was a higher priority than tending to your medical issue?

Hell yes. If I found a growth the size of a raisin I'd be under the knife the next day (or whatever the treatment). I just don't get how you end up in this guy's situation. Partly the American healthcare disaster but also I think he's got to be pretty nuts.

I feel bad for the guy though but at least he can wear pants now.


This had nothing to do with the healthcare system and everything to do with him wanting to make some money off his condition. By the time he finally got around to getting some treatment he was screwed. No pity.
 
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