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(AZCentral)   You can pay two people to have sex on camera and that's film-making, but you can't open a business to sell to people the opportunity to fund and star in their own porn film, that's prostitution   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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2013-06-21 02:20:25 AM  
FTFA: Arizona law prohibits the production and sale of obscene material, but proving a violation of obscenity statutes typically requires proof that someone ran afoul of community standards with material that had no legal, artistic or scientific value.

"Community standards" is an interesting concept in a place like Phoenix.
 
2013-06-21 09:43:54 AM  
oh, wait.
that is actually.
 
2013-06-21 09:44:16 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: "Community standards" is an interesting concept in a place like Phoenix.


Especially since they have one of the most popular Adult Arcade in the nation with some of the busiest glory holes

Seriously there are some hot farking girls that work them things
 
2013-06-21 09:50:00 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Especially since they have one of the most popular Adult Arcade in the nation with some of the busiest glory holes

Seriously there are some hot farking girls that work them things


How would you know what kind of "thing" is on the other side of a hole in the wall?
 
2013-06-21 09:52:21 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Fark Me To Tears: "Community standards" is an interesting concept in a place like Phoenix.

Especially since they have one of the most popular Adult Arcade in the nation with some of the busiest glory holes

Seriously there are some hot farking girls that work them things


I hope they have valtrex in a vending machine inside the building too.
 
2013-06-21 09:53:21 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: oh, wait.
that is actually.


It shows how absurd anti-prostitution laws are though. If I pay two strangers to have sex and film it, it's a legitimate business. If I pay for someone to have sex with me in front of a camera, I'm a criminal violating the law?

If it's between consenting adults, stop legislating it.
 
2013-06-21 09:53:29 AM  
Ok, so the girls were pros, and it seemed like a thinly veiled prostitution ring.  But the idea itself is kind of intriguing.  Does there exist a "porn production" company that'll take interested singles or couples & basically, professionally produce a video of them having sex?  I mean, the biggest issue with real amateur (as opposed to amateur-style) porn is the fact that it's all shiatty webcam stuff.
 
2013-06-21 09:53:32 AM  

T-Boy: How would you know what kind of "thing" is on the other side of a hole in the wall?


There not really circular holes but square cut outs that makes it pretty easy to see who is in the next booth, makes it easier to screw as well

Poopspasm: I hope they have valtrex in a vending machine inside the building too.


Copious use of plastic products is suggested but other than a fun time can be had
 
2013-06-21 09:55:01 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Fark Me To Tears: "Community standards" is an interesting concept in a place like Phoenix.

Especially since they have one of the most popular Adult Arcade in the nation with some of the busiest glory holes

Seriously there are some hot farking girls that work them things


That girl on the other side of the wall was actually a burly lumberjack named Larry.
 
2013-06-21 09:58:57 AM  
Yeah, that's prostitution.

And you can't take Coors beer east of Texas- that's bootlegging.
 
2013-06-21 10:02:46 AM  

Lexx: Ok, so the girls were pros, and it seemed like a thinly veiled prostitution ring.  But the idea itself is kind of intriguing.  Does there exist a "porn production" company that'll take interested singles or couples & basically, professionally produce a video of them having sex?  I mean, the biggest issue with real amateur (as opposed to amateur-style) porn is the fact that it's all shiatty webcam stuff.


There was a movie a few years ago that ended with the protagonists establishing such a business, so the idea's been out there. Don't know if anyone's done it IRL though.
 
2013-06-21 10:04:54 AM  
Pay for sex? Pah! Sleeping with me is its own reward.
 
2013-06-21 10:06:57 AM  

Gonz: Yeah, that's prostitution.

And you can't take Coors beer east of Texas- that's bootlegging.


Those of us east of Texas wish to God somebody would enforce that.
 
2013-06-21 10:11:29 AM  

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Pay for sex? Pah! Sleeping with me is its own reward.


Best screen name and post combination I've seen in a while
 
2013-06-21 10:15:33 AM  
By that token, shouldn't Farrah Abraham be charged with prostitution?
 
2013-06-21 10:22:00 AM  
wouldn't a way around this be to have the customer pay an "audition fee" (say of $1000) to perform in the video, and then have the business pay the customer an "acting fee" for his time (say $10/hour).

If everyone gets paid then it's not prostitution.
 
2013-06-21 10:25:18 AM  

Gaseous Anomaly: Lexx: Ok, so the girls were pros, and it seemed like a thinly veiled prostitution ring.  But the idea itself is kind of intriguing.  Does there exist a "porn production" company that'll take interested singles or couples & basically, professionally produce a video of them having sex?  I mean, the biggest issue with real amateur (as opposed to amateur-style) porn is the fact that it's all shiatty webcam stuff.

There was a movie a few years ago that ended with the protagonists establishing such a business, so the idea's been out there. Don't know if anyone's done it IRL though.


These two I believe:
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-21 10:49:05 AM  
Dang, I had this idea a while ago. My only twist was that every movie would have a mandatory low-count print run that would be sold to the public. If you wanted to keep it out of some stranger's hands/the internet, you'd have to buy the full run.
 
2013-06-21 11:12:19 AM  
On the other hand, it's good to know that Maricopa County has solved all the murders and rapes and has police resources available to waste on this kind of nonsense.
 
2013-06-21 11:26:44 AM  

Johnstarr: Dang, I had this idea a while ago. My only twist was that every movie would have a mandatory low-count print run that would be sold to the public. If you wanted to keep it out of some stranger's hands/the internet, you'd have to buy the full run.


Interesting possibility, you get to have sex with this pretty girl here while the camera rolls and for free.  But if you want to buy all the copies and/or the rights to the resulting film, we can talk afterwards.  And what was your wife's/preacher's email address again?
 
2013-06-21 12:16:45 PM  

Banchan: Gaseous Anomaly: Lexx: Ok, so the girls were pros, and it seemed like a thinly veiled prostitution ring.  But the idea itself is kind of intriguing.  Does there exist a "porn production" company that'll take interested singles or couples & basically, professionally produce a video of them having sex?  I mean, the biggest issue with real amateur (as opposed to amateur-style) porn is the fact that it's all shiatty webcam stuff.

There was a movie a few years ago that ended with the protagonists establishing such a business, so the idea's been out there. Don't know if anyone's done it IRL though.

These two I believe:


Came for the Kevin Smith references. Leaving satisfied.

/ here's your fiver
 
2013-06-21 12:20:05 PM  

Rev. Creflo Baller: Gonz: Yeah, that's prostitution.

And you can't take Coors beer east of Texas- that's bootlegging.

Those of us east of Texas wish to God somebody would enforce that.


I am labeling you as "Smokey"

18 wheels a rollin'
 
2013-06-21 12:59:01 PM  
BYO whips chains and leashes ?
or can you rent these?
 
2013-06-21 01:22:08 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Fark Me To Tears: "Community standards" is an interesting concept in a place like Phoenix.

Especially since they have one of the most popular Adult Arcade in the nation with some of the busiest glory holes

Seriously there are some hot farking girls that work them things


Okay, which adult arcade in Phoenix is one of the most popular in the nation and apparently has women behind the glory holes?
 
2013-06-21 01:33:53 PM  

RoyBatty: IdBeCrazyIf: Fark Me To Tears: "Community standards" is an interesting concept in a place like Phoenix.

Especially since they have one of the most popular Adult Arcade in the nation with some of the busiest glory holes

Seriously there are some hot farking girls that work them things

Okay, which adult arcade in Phoenix is one of the most popular in the nation and apparently has women behind the glory holes?


Noah's Arcade
 
2013-06-21 02:00:32 PM  

Lexx: Ok, so the girls were pros, and it seemed like a thinly veiled prostitution ring.


I think the distinctions between porn and prostitution are razor-thin enough these days that this ought to pass legal legal scrutiny, but that's just me. IANAL, and I'm also not a lawyer.

People produce and star in their own porn films all the time.  "Amateur" porn featuring professional actresses is common.  "Produce and star in your own porn film and we provide the equipment and some of the actors" seems like a totally reasonable business concept, as long as the customer gains the rights to the media afterward. Hell, if what the customer makes looks good, you could sell distribution to him afterward at your discretion and you could BOTH make a good bit of money.
 
2013-06-21 04:33:12 PM  

MassAsster: BYO whips chains and leashes ?
or can you rent these?


You'd think they'd have a prop department.
 
2013-06-21 06:55:37 PM  

Lexx: Ok, so the girls were pros, and it seemed like a thinly veiled prostitution ring. But the idea itself is kind of intriguing. Does there exist a "porn production" company that'll take interested singles or couples & basically, professionally produce a video of them having sex? I mean, the biggest issue with real amateur (as opposed to amateur-style) porn is the fact that it's all shiatty webcam stuff.


Yeah, that was obviously a brothel.

If you want it to be a pornographic fantasy then do the same STD checks the pros use and film the whole thing.
 
2013-06-21 08:43:58 PM  

Langdon Alger: RoyBatty: IdBeCrazyIf: Fark Me To Tears: "Community standards" is an interesting concept in a place like Phoenix.

Especially since they have one of the most popular Adult Arcade in the nation with some of the busiest glory holes

Seriously there are some hot farking girls that work them things

Okay, which adult arcade in Phoenix is one of the most popular in the nation and apparently has women behind the glory holes?

Noah's Arcade


Man, Spoony's gone a long way.

/god, I can't believe I made that joke
 
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