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(CultureMap)   Dallas DB bar with dog park does a fantastic job of winning over locals by banning dogs   (dallas.culturemap.com) divider line 17
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2013-06-21 02:20:18 PM  
7 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: OK, so I'm stupid.  WTF is a "DB Bar"?


Judging from the fact that the place appears to be trying to appeal to a combination of foodies, beer snobs, and those who act like their pets are people, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess "douchebag bar".
2013-06-21 01:10:54 PM  
4 votes:
There are database bars now?  How lame.
2013-06-21 04:01:22 PM  
2 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: "The only restricted breed in the dog park will be pit bulls."

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I have it on good authority that your graphic is incorrect. The picture in the lower right is not, in fact, a pit bull. It is an AK-47.

/place would do better if they ban all dogs under 20 pounds or over 100 pounds
2013-06-21 03:15:51 PM  
2 votes:

ronaprhys: Labs bite more people than pit bulls.


I rolled my eyes at this so hard one of them fell behind my brain.
2013-06-21 03:07:47 PM  
2 votes:

TheAnvil: Rapmaster2000: I'm glad there's a bar for people without personalities to go to.

There are actually millions of them.


The personalities are in the bottles.
Pay the bartender and he/she gives you some.
Pay some more; more personality.
Pay enough: you're a character in an episode of COPS.
2013-06-21 02:17:49 PM  
2 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: "The only restricted breed in the dog park will be pit bulls."

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I nice side effect is that it will keep pit bull owners away.
2013-06-21 04:29:38 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: It's really funny how many people don't think of "Douche Bag."


It's actually an interesting phenomena... I work with a guy that is a complete douchebag (nice enough guy though)... drives a Navigator, shaved head, jewelry, tight v-neck shirts, Ed Hardy jeans (even though we do construction supervision)... and he uses DB all the time. Some foreman didn't call him back, "That douchebag". Some guy built the wall on the wrong side of the line, "What a douchebag". Inspector fails something, "Farking douchebag".

Douchebags don't know they're douchebags...
2013-06-21 04:12:45 PM  
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Satan's Bunny Slippers: OK, so I'm stupid.  WTF is a "DB Bar"?

I live in the Dallas area and I have no farking idea.


It's really funny how many people don't think of "Douche Bag."  Perhaps it's because it's usually spelled as one word.  In your case, it's probably because you were looking for a second word that goes with "Dallas."
2013-06-21 03:23:48 PM  
1 votes:

Bonzo_1116: Pray 4 Mojo: ronaprhys: Labs bite more people than pit bulls.

I rolled my eyes at this so hard one of them fell behind my brain.

This might be true, actually. I think there's more labs and lab-mixes out there than pits and bully-mixes.

I wonder how you'd count a lab/pit bull cross that bites the neighbor.


That's an AK-47 or a Glock, depending on which part is more visible.
2013-06-21 03:02:59 PM  
1 votes:
I love dog owners.

It helps to identify the low life trash that should be avoided, in case they don't have any visible tattoos.
2013-06-21 02:49:55 PM  
1 votes:

The_Original_Roxtar: semi-related, but am I the only one who gets all ragey when people use the term "fur-baby" when referring to their pet?


No, it offends me, too.  That's my private special name for my ... nevermind.
2013-06-21 02:41:22 PM  
1 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Satan's Bunny Slippers: OK, so I'm stupid.  WTF is a "DB Bar"?

Judging from the fact that the place appears to be trying to appeal to a combination of foodies, beer snobs, and those who act like their pets are people, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess "douchebag bar".


darth_badger: Satan's Bunny Slippers: OK, so I'm stupid.  WTF is a "DB Bar"?

It's a Bondage and Discipline bar for people with dislexia.


Heh.  Both of these make me glad that I have cats that hate to ever leave the house, let alone tolerate others.
2013-06-21 02:30:10 PM  
1 votes:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: OK, so I'm stupid.  WTF is a "DB Bar"?


It's a Bondage and Discipline bar for people with dislexia.
2013-06-21 02:28:43 PM  
1 votes:
Most pit bulls and pit bull mixes are pretty nice dogs.  They just tend to attract lousy owners.  The cocker spaniel mix we have is an alpha dog and is a complete PITA to bring to a dog park because he wants to boss the other dogs around.  If there is another alpha dog then they stare at each other and growl and spit at each other while all of the soccer moms complain that they are fighting and the world is coming to an end.  The other cocker spaniel is gay and likes to hump the other boy dogs.

I've never heard of an attendant at a dog park.
2013-06-21 02:27:34 PM  
1 votes:
I can see not allowing any golden retrievers because the have that better than thou attitude
2013-06-21 02:27:06 PM  
1 votes:
I'm glad there's a bar for people without personalities to go to.
2013-06-21 02:08:11 PM  
1 votes:
"The only restricted breed in the dog park will be pit bulls."

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