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(Daily Mail)   U.S. Marine nurses orphan bunnies back to health after rescuing them from military barracks. D'awwwww   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
    More: Spiffy, U.S. Marines, Joshua Bisnar, PETCO, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Combat medic, military barracks  
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2013-06-20 11:03:56 PM
Arrgghh .... diabeetus
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2013-06-20 11:28:07 PM
What's this 'D' in Awwww now? A hipster thing?
 
2013-06-20 11:57:22 PM
That's a terrible thing for Marine nurses to do.
 
2013-06-21 12:56:04 AM

phlegmmo: Arrgghh .... diabeetus
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Did you watch the video? It's worth it. At the end, the guy holding the camera puts his hand out and a bunny walks up onto it. He picks it up and goes, "Bunny!"

So cute!
 
2013-06-21 01:02:19 AM

MadAzza: phlegmmo: Arrgghh .... diabeetus
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Did you watch the video? It's worth it. At the end, the guy holding the camera puts his hand out and a bunny walks up onto it. He picks it up and goes, "Bunny!"

So cute!


CUTENESS OVERLOAD!
 
2013-06-21 01:12:11 AM

Godscrack: What's this 'D' in Awwww now? A hipster thing?


http://www.urb andictionary.com/define.php?term=d'aww
 
2013-06-21 01:14:53 AM
bad link, but you get the idea
 
2013-06-21 01:36:42 AM

log_jammin: Godscrack: What's this 'D' in Awwww now? A hipster thing?

http://www.urb andictionary.com/define.php?term=d'aww


Someone's giving 4chan credit for an expression that's been around longer than 4chan.
 
2013-06-21 02:27:33 AM
Awesome! Now these wild animals will have no natural distrust of humans and will approach people asking for food. No bad can come of this.
 
2013-06-21 02:27:45 AM
Gonna hug m' bunny now.

Google Japanese bunny cafe if you need even more cute awesomeness fyi...
 
2013-06-21 02:31:29 AM
There's room for all of God's creatures right next to the mashed potatoes.

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2013-06-21 02:35:07 AM

HotWingAgenda: Awesome! Now these wild animals will have no natural distrust of humans and will approach people asking for food. No bad can come of this.


Are you farking kidding me? These are marine corps bunnies you maggot!

They hop up to the enemy and snap their necks while squeaking oo-rah!

You ever see a rabbit with a buzz cut, you better back away slowly...
 
2013-06-21 02:36:58 AM
That sure beats all the cockroaches we raised in our barracks when I was in the army.
 
2013-06-21 02:41:05 AM
Merciful Frith!
 
2013-06-21 02:43:46 AM

MadAzza: log_jammin: Godscrack: What's this 'D' in Awwww now? A hipster thing?

http://www.urb andictionary.com/define.php?term=d'aww

Someone's giving 4chan credit for an expression that's been around longer than 4chan.


I remember hearing "D'awww" in Merry Melodies cartoons.
 
2013-06-21 02:44:29 AM
YOU USE THOSE ABSURDLY CUTE LONG EARS AND LISTEN TO ME, MARINE! WHEN I TELL YOU TO WIGGLE THAT FLUFFY COTTON TAIL OF YOURS, YOUR ONLY QUESTION SHOULD BE "IS MY COTTON TAIL FLUFFY ENOUGH?"!
 
2013-06-21 02:55:38 AM
I was a little scared to type "Japanese bunny cafe" into google, having fell victim to other people telling me to search for "Japanese xxxx.xxxx" and receiving farked up porn.  However, the images are all of cute bunnies and cute Asians... So I'm ok with that.

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2013-06-21 02:55:43 AM
That man is going to get laid.

Mr Bisnar started weaning them on to arugula (rocket salad) and slowly incorporated some of the natural foods found in southern California - including dandelions and grass.

Uppity rabbits.
 
2013-06-21 02:59:02 AM
Fleas, Lice, Tics. Not good things to introduce into the barracks.

Oh btw, has anyone on fark ever said how much the daily mail sucks? Just wondering.
 
2013-06-21 03:01:00 AM

MadAzza: log_jammin: Godscrack: What's this 'D' in Awwww now? A hipster thing?

http://www.urb andictionary.com/define.php?term=d'aww

Someone's giving 4chan credit for an expression that's been around longer than 4chan.


4chan is pretty good at taking credit for everything.
 
2013-06-21 03:04:56 AM
Until they have a combat flashback and start ripping bunny heads off and eating their entrails.
 
2013-06-21 03:05:23 AM

strangeluck: HotWingAgenda: Awesome! Now these wild animals will have no natural distrust of humans and will approach people asking for food. No bad can come of this.

Are you farking kidding me? These are marine corps bunnies you maggot!

They hop up to the enemy and snap their necks while squeaking oo-rah!

You ever see a rabbit with a buzz cut, you better back away slowly...


If he had named two of them Thlayli and Captain Holly, I wouldn't be nearly as concerned.

/if I ever have a son, his middle name will be Thlayli
 
2013-06-21 03:07:22 AM

Godscrack: What's this 'D' in Awwww now? A hipster thing?


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/Short answer: rape
//It's rape
 
2013-06-21 03:16:57 AM
He's a Corpsman, which is a sailor, not a Marine.
 
2013-06-21 03:24:42 AM

Godscrack: What's this 'D' in Awwww now? A hipster thing?


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2013-06-21 03:31:58 AM

devildog123: He's a Corpsman, which is a sailor, not a Marine.


SO MUCH THIS!!! There are no medics in the core.
 
2013-06-21 03:34:44 AM

strangeluck: HotWingAgenda: Awesome! Now these wild animals will have no natural distrust of humans and will approach people asking for food. No bad can come of this.

Are you farking kidding me? These are marine corps bunnies you maggot!

They hop up to the enemy and snap their necks while squeaking oo-rah!

You ever see a rabbit with a buzz cut, you better back away slowly...


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RUN AWAAAAY!

/Hot!
 
2013-06-21 03:36:08 AM
I currently have foster Starlings. I'd rather have the bunnies.

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They're invasive but they were naked babies in a tree that was taken down in my parents' back yard, so I felt bad. Not their fault you know? No reason for them to suffer.

That said, they hate me. And they're high maintenance.

/this is why I didn't want kids
//It's good they hate me, that means they don't think they're people
///I think, I'm not a pro
 
2013-06-21 03:38:08 AM
Marines.

Killers with squishy insides.
 
2013-06-21 03:38:21 AM

Mister Buttons: I was a little scared to type "Japanese bunny cafe" into google, having fell victim to other people telling me to search for "Japanese xxxx.xxxx" and receiving farked up porn.  However, the images are all of cute bunnies and cute Asians... So I'm ok with that.

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I would *love* for it to be possible to have one of those here so my bunny could socialize, especially since for the first two years of her life she only really knew three people (SO, me, and the one friend who lived near us). We've been wanting to adopt her a playmate but putting it off until the SO finishes our bunny condo complex.

But I get to bunny-sit a coworker's bunny in a few weeks, so she'll get some company.

/bunnies!
 
2013-06-21 03:40:06 AM

Mister Buttons: I was a little scared to type "Japanese bunny cafe" into google, having fell victim to other people telling me to search for "Japanese xxxx.xxxx" and receiving farked up porn.  However, the images are all of cute bunnies and cute Asians... So I'm ok with that.

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Since I'm not on the cell anymore... the  YouTube video of the cafe is f--king adorable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOPFvrFSQ3Q

Goes to video, obviously.
 
2013-06-21 03:46:48 AM
So the ban on gays in the military totally did get lifted then?!

Go America! Leading the way in Queer rights!  :-))

You Essay!
You Essay!
You Essay!

(you guys had to be good for something, I just knew it!)
 
2013-06-21 03:48:14 AM
Little does he know he will be forced to kill the bunnies with his bare hands to complete his mental conditioning. Semper Fidelis
 
2013-06-21 04:27:43 AM
nothing sexier than a man with heart
 
2013-06-21 04:54:17 AM
Had a nice Holland lop for a lonng time...ahd a bunch of cute babies....keeping a pet bunny isn't too hard....their fure is SOOOOOOOOOOO soft.
 
2013-06-21 05:26:49 AM
Back in my youth, my parents had a couple bunnies, and some how they bred (Male was seperate from the female... After we got them) We named the parents Dinner (male) and Buffet (female). Buffet kept having Desserts and Appetizers (literally and figuratively). She ate some of her offspring.... Nothing's worse then finding Baked Alaska's and Vanilla Ice Cream's dismembered legs in the hutch as a nine year old...I as an 11 year old laughed at my brothers pain (He's a dog person, hates small animals... I wonder why).
 
2013-06-21 05:59:09 AM

Dezilith: Back in my youth, my parents had a couple bunnies, and some how they bred (Male was seperate from the female... After we got them) We named the parents Dinner (male) and Buffet (female). Buffet kept having Desserts and Appetizers (literally and figuratively). She ate some of her offspring.... Nothing's worse then finding Baked Alaska's and Vanilla Ice Cream's dismembered legs in the hutch as a nine year old...I as an 11 year old laughed at my brothers pain (He's a dog person, hates small animals... I wonder why).


I keep mice occasionally, since my cat thinks I run a live mice exchange program for catnip.  Most of the time I just take the little things up the hill behind our property and let them find a home in the sagebrush, but every now and then he'll bring me one I can't let go 'cause it's blind or broken or something.  One of these was a very slow moving mouse who I thought had a broke leg.  After I got her set up in a terrarium that night I find out, nope, it's because she was ridiculously pregnant.  Gave birth that night to five cute li'l mouse babies.

I wasn't sure how adaptable mice were if raised in captivity (turns out, very) so I decided to raise the family.  Had six mice in this huge terrarium, all running on the wheel, doing flips, exploring the hamster tubes... cute as hell really.  I separated them out by gender once they got old enough, and kept the cage nice and clean for the five males.  The weirdest thing happened one month though: I went to clean the cages and found only four mice in the terrarium.  I figured one had jumped out while I was getting the other four.  Then a few months later, it was down to three... then two.... then one.  NEVER found any corpses, never any bones.  I'd just clean the cage one month and find one less mouse and no sign of where the missing one had gone.  At least, if you don't count mouse turds.

...yeah, animals are messed up sometimes.
 
2013-06-21 06:04:43 AM
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2013-06-21 06:21:52 AM

Mister Buttons: I was a little scared to type "Japanese bunny cafe" into google, having fell victim to other people telling me to search for "Japanese xxxx.xxxx" and receiving farked up porn.  However, the images are all of cute bunnies and cute Asians... So I'm ok with that.

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That was the most awesome thing EVER.  My brother in law lives in Japan somewhere and has a little boy about a year old.  I told my hubby he should suggest it as a fun family outing for the wee lad :)

/had two bunnies as a kid
//hubby had way more, and G-pigs too
///now it's all about the pussy... cats of course :)
 
2013-06-21 06:51:21 AM

RatMaster999: [img.fark.net image 350x288]


Now I have a new favorite band name.  Thank you.
 
2013-06-21 07:10:27 AM
Unavailable for comment and complimentary shotgun butting
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2013-06-21 07:10:44 AM
They would really go good with...

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2013-06-21 07:23:33 AM

Dezilith: Back in my youth, my parents had a couple bunnies, and some how they bred (Male was seperate from the female... After we got them) We named the parents Dinner (male) and Buffet (female). Buffet kept having Desserts and Appetizers (literally and figuratively). She ate some of her offspring.... Nothing's worse then finding Baked Alaska's and Vanilla Ice Cream's dismembered legs in the hutch as a nine year old...I as an 11 year old laughed at my brothers pain (He's a dog person, hates small animals... I wonder why).


Rabbits are carnivorous?
 
2013-06-21 07:54:34 AM

Nogale: Dezilith: Back in my youth, my parents had a couple bunnies, and some how they bred (Male was seperate from the female... After we got them) We named the parents Dinner (male) and Buffet (female). Buffet kept having Desserts and Appetizers (literally and figuratively). She ate some of her offspring.... Nothing's worse then finding Baked Alaska's and Vanilla Ice Cream's dismembered legs in the hutch as a nine year old...I as an 11 year old laughed at my brothers pain (He's a dog person, hates small animals... I wonder why).

Rabbits are carnivorous?


Too much inbreeding does that. You never had friends with a Hamster incident?
 
2013-06-21 08:03:22 AM

HotWingAgenda: Awesome! Now these wild animals will have no natural distrust of humans and will approach people asking for food. No bad can come of this.


Well, if you think about it they'd already be dead anyway if he hadn't cared for them.  At least they have a chance.  Buzzkill.
 
2013-06-21 08:05:44 AM

BarkingUnicorn: MadAzza: log_jammin: Godscrack: What's this 'D' in Awwww now? A hipster thing?

http://www.urb andictionary.com/define.php?term=d'aww

Someone's giving 4chan credit for an expression that's been around longer than 4chan.

I remember hearing "D'awww" in Merry Melodies cartoons.


Me too.  Sorry, Caleb Moorehead and 4chan.  Not yours.
 
2013-06-21 08:18:43 AM
Not like there is a shortage of cotton tails in area 53. Have at least 12 under the building, Squirrels in the overhead. At least two dead bodies on Basilone Road every morning.
 
2013-06-21 08:28:36 AM
I saw a crow scoop up a baby bunny. I hate nature.
 
2013-06-21 08:40:59 AM
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2013-06-21 08:43:45 AM
What Marine bunnies look like
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