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(Sun Sentinel)   If you're going to break glass and burglarize a store, make certain you don't leave a trail of blood and lead police directly back to you   ( ) divider line 12
    More: Florida, break glass, Lake Worth, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, forensic biologist, burglary, DNA databases, blood  
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1227 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jun 2013 at 5:30 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-21 05:43:32 AM  
a trail huh?

one drop = a trail
2013-06-21 06:18:00 AM  
Headline does not match story.

The story is how CODIS and taking DNA off all convicted felons has dividends.
2013-06-21 06:33:49 AM  
subby lied to me

/headline reminds me of time where one guy robbed a neighbourhood Macs and was found by the trail he left in the snow not too long afterwards
2013-06-21 06:53:54 AM  
The article never mentioned broken glass and 1 drop of blood does not equal a "trail", but don't let the facts stand in the way of getting your headline greenlit subby.
2013-06-21 07:07:44 AM  
OK guys,
where should the blood trail lead?
I need to know quickly, I'm getting woozy.
2013-06-21 07:14:45 AM  
Lead police?

Is that like the terra cotta army?
2013-06-21 07:22:11 AM  

mushroom, mushroom
2013-06-21 08:23:28 AM  
2013-06-21 08:27:34 AM  
The PbPD?
2013-06-21 08:34:33 AM  

lastpocket: a trail huh?

one drop /= a trail

Fixed that for you
2013-06-21 09:48:26 AM  
2013-06-21 07:28:40 PM  
Burgle. They did not turn the store into a burglar.
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