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(Daily Mail)   ♫ The best part of waking up, is butter in your cup ♫   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-06-20 08:44:19 PM
But there's already clowns in my coffee.
 
2013-06-20 08:49:05 PM
Gonna have to try this one day.
 
2013-06-20 08:58:27 PM
Origins: Founder Dave Asprey claims he discovered the rejuvenateing power of butter when Tibetans gave him yak butter tea

I discovered the rejuvenating power of butter one time when Paula Deen gave me a handy. The restraints and the black shoeshine she applied to my body were frankly inappropriate.
 
2013-06-20 09:18:01 PM
A new craze is seeing coffee-drinkers blending their morning brew with up to 80 grams (two-thirds of a stick) of butter, in a bid to boost energy levels and promote weight loss.

Coffee by itself works like Ex-Lax on me...adding butter to it would probably keep me in the bathroom for hours. It definitely would result in weight loss, though.
 
2013-06-20 09:22:45 PM
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She ... She tried to warn us. But we didn't listen.
 
2013-06-20 09:35:31 PM
I prefer coffee straight black (I used both words to offend more people, you see)
 
2013-06-20 09:37:19 PM
Good to the last dollop
 
2013-06-20 10:04:38 PM
Looks like someone took an old Letterman joke and ran with it.
 
2013-06-20 11:10:44 PM
I can certainly believe that at 18,000 feet yak butter tea would taste good.

But 2/3rds a stick of butter. Gross.

(I do use cream in my coffee, it's a nice sinful luxury.)
 
2013-06-20 11:34:29 PM
FTA: Those who follow a 'paleo' diet, which consists of mainly animal fats and protein, are fans of the coffee since it falls in with their high-fat regimen.

This entire time I've been on a diet and I didn't even know it! Best news ever.
 
2013-06-20 11:44:13 PM
Butter is great, but it goes on the bagel that you eat with the coffee.

Wouldn't mind trying the coconut oil though.
 
2013-06-21 01:18:28 AM
IIRC I had a room mate who tried putting butter in his coffee in college (out of milk and creme) and it made a nasty greasy film on top. He hated it.
 
2013-06-21 03:57:25 AM

Chafed Willi: FTA: Those who follow a 'paleo' diet, which consists of mainly animal fats and protein, are fans of the coffee since it falls in with their high-fat regimen.

This entire time I've been on a diet and I didn't even know it! Best news ever.


Paleo is supposedly based on what humans ate before society got us hooked on farmed grains. You have to combine paleo with a lot of grueling (and expensive!) trendy fitness programs like Cross-fit.
 
2013-06-21 04:01:26 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC I had a room mate who tried putting butter in his coffee in college (out of milk and creme) and it made a nasty greasy film on top. He hated it.


When I was a kid my crazy uncle liked to put butter in his coffee. That was right before we discovered the huge stash of prescription meds that he was grinding up and trying to turn into some scary concoctions. He also thought eating chocolate mixed with toothpaste would cure acne.
 
2013-06-21 04:03:31 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC I had a room mate who tried putting butter in his coffee in college (out of milk and creme) and it made a nasty greasy film on top. He hated it.


You'd need the non-salted sweetcream butter.  The regular salted stuff would likely be nasty.
 
2013-06-21 04:05:15 AM

Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC I had a room mate who tried putting butter in his coffee in college (out of milk and creme) and it made a nasty greasy film on top. He hated it.

You'd need the non-salted sweetcream butter.  The regular salted stuff would likely be nasty.


while good to know I suppose, I think I'll continue to abstain.
I like my coffee black, my whiskey straight and my women,,, well that's for me to know.
 
2013-06-21 04:09:30 AM
Simpsons did it.
 
2013-06-21 04:10:58 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC I had a room mate who tried putting butter in his coffee in college (out of milk and creme) and it made a nasty greasy film on top. He hated it.

You'd need the non-salted sweetcream butter.  The regular salted stuff would likely be nasty.

while good to know I suppose, I think I'll continue to abstain.
I like my coffee black, my whiskey straight and my women,,, well that's for me to know.


Heavy whipping cream is yummy...no need to go all the way to butter, as it's essentially the same thing but with a tiny bit of the lactose for sweetness. NO extra sugar.  Try it the next time you get a really rich dessert after dinner.
 
2013-06-21 04:11:15 AM

resnet_pimp: Simpsons did it.


when?
 
2013-06-21 04:11:32 AM

UsikFark: Chafed Willi: FTA: Those who follow a 'paleo' diet, which consists of mainly animal fats and protein, are fans of the coffee since it falls in with their high-fat regimen.

This entire time I've been on a diet and I didn't even know it! Best news ever.

Paleo is supposedly based on what humans ate before society got us hooked on farmed grains. You have to combine paleo with a lot of grueling (and expensive!) trendy fitness programs like Cross-fit.


Some of the paleo people think CrossFit is too modern and run around parks barefoot throwing rocks and trying to do resistance work with logs.
 
2013-06-21 04:12:09 AM
Coffee with cream makes me gag.
The thought of butter coffee made my stomach jump into my throat.
 
2013-06-21 04:12:56 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women. Fatty.
 
2013-06-21 04:13:56 AM

Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC I had a room mate who tried putting butter in his coffee in college (out of milk and creme) and it made a nasty greasy film on top. He hated it.

You'd need the non-salted sweetcream butter.  The regular salted stuff would likely be nasty.

while good to know I suppose, I think I'll continue to abstain.
I like my coffee black, my whiskey straight and my women,,, well that's for me to know.

Heavy whipping cream is yummy...no need to go all the way to butter, as it's essentially the same thing but with a tiny bit of the lactose for sweetness. NO extra sugar.  Try it the next time you get a really rich dessert after dinner.


sounds worth a try as long as I' not riding within an hour or two. the dairy via my tummy and my leg fight for blood and my tummy is a sore loser
 
2013-06-21 04:17:39 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC I had a room mate who tried putting butter in his coffee in college (out of milk and creme) and it made a nasty greasy film on top. He hated it.

You'd need the non-salted sweetcream butter.  The regular salted stuff would likely be nasty.

while good to know I suppose, I think I'll continue to abstain.
I like my coffee black, my whiskey straight and my women,,, well that's for me to know.

Heavy whipping cream is yummy...no need to go all the way to butter, as it's essentially the same thing but with a tiny bit of the lactose for sweetness. NO extra sugar.  Try it the next time you get a really rich dessert after dinner.

sounds worth a try as long as I' not riding within an hour or two. the dairy via my tummy and my leg fight for blood and my tummy is a sore loser


If you're lactose intolerant avoid the half'n'half.  The heavy whipping cream should have minimal lactose.

Do they even make "Lactaid" half'n'half?
 
2013-06-21 04:18:43 AM
Yak butter in tea is an old idea, granted, and it's usually on the rancid side, which may explain the weight loss.  You don't want to drink it very often or eat anything afterwards.  :P

Refer to Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel "Thief of Time" or any of the books that include the Monks of Time in their storyline.  :D
 
2013-06-21 04:20:49 AM
I've buttered my coffee before, though never with as much as this wacko recommends. It can be tasty, but it's certainly not healthy or more energizing.

Uchiha_Cycliste: resnet_pimp: Simpsons did it.

when?


Season 9, episode 23, King of the Hill.
 
2013-06-21 04:21:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I like my coffee like I like my women. Fatty.


wat?
 
2013-06-21 04:21:59 AM

chrylis: UsikFark: Chafed Willi: FTA: Those who follow a 'paleo' diet, which consists of mainly animal fats and protein, are fans of the coffee since it falls in with their high-fat regimen.

This entire time I've been on a diet and I didn't even know it! Best news ever.

Paleo is supposedly based on what humans ate before society got us hooked on farmed grains. You have to combine paleo with a lot of grueling (and expensive!) trendy fitness programs like Cross-fit.

Some of the paleo people think CrossFit is too modern and run around parks barefoot throwing rocks and trying to do resistance work with logs.


Sounds like a great way to pick up dog shiat and broken glass.
 
2013-06-21 04:22:16 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: AverageAmericanGuy: I like my coffee like I like my women. Fatty.

wat?


You heard me, you bag of antlers!
 
2013-06-21 04:24:09 AM

Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: Bonzo_1116: Uchiha_Cycliste: IIRC I had a room mate who tried putting butter in his coffee in college (out of milk and creme) and it made a nasty greasy film on top. He hated it.

You'd need the non-salted sweetcream butter.  The regular salted stuff would likely be nasty.

while good to know I suppose, I think I'll continue to abstain.
I like my coffee black, my whiskey straight and my women,,, well that's for me to know.

Heavy whipping cream is yummy...no need to go all the way to butter, as it's essentially the same thing but with a tiny bit of the lactose for sweetness. NO extra sugar.  Try it the next time you get a really rich dessert after dinner.

sounds worth a try as long as I' not riding within an hour or two. the dairy via my tummy and my leg fight for blood and my tummy is a sore loser

If you're lactose intolerant avoid the half'n'half.  The heavy whipping cream should have minimal lactose.

Do they even make "Lactaid" half'n'half?


I'm quite generally not. I just know dairy prior to an hour to several hours of intense exertion is all bad.
learned it in XC grade 9. noticed it ever since. though I was never very fast =(... best mile is only 5.
 
2013-06-21 04:24:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Uchiha_Cycliste: AverageAmericanGuy: I like my coffee like I like my women. Fatty.

wat?

You heard me, you bag of antlers!


I get the chubby chasing,,, but what is fat coffee?
 
2013-06-21 04:27:27 AM

NobleHam: I've buttered my coffee before, though never with as much as this wacko recommends. It can be tasty, but it's certainly not healthy or more energizing.

Uchiha_Cycliste: resnet_pimp: Simpsons did it.

when?

Season 9, episode 23, King of the Hill.


wooooow
 
2013-06-21 04:39:37 AM

Bonzo_1116: Heavy whipping cream is yummy...no need to go all the way to butter, as it's essentially the same thing but with a tiny bit of the lactose for sweetness. NO extra sugar. Try it the next time you get a really rich dessert after dinner.


Cream in coffee has many proponents, but butter is much more widely accepted by paleo diet followers than cream, and this seems designed primarily for paleo adherants. (Note the warning against consuming dairy protein, and the endorsement for gnawing on butter sticks.)
 
2013-06-21 04:42:50 AM

T Baggins: Bonzo_1116: Heavy whipping cream is yummy...no need to go all the way to butter, as it's essentially the same thing but with a tiny bit of the lactose for sweetness. NO extra sugar. Try it the next time you get a really rich dessert after dinner.

Cream in coffee has many proponents, but butter is much more widely accepted by paleo diet followers than cream, and this seems designed primarily for paleo adherants. (Note the warning against consuming dairy protein, and the endorsement for gnawing on butter sticks.)


But....cream is less processed than butter.  You'd think that whole milk drained from the udder of a recently hunted cow would be the very most paleo of them all.

/paleo doesn't apply to me, I'm evolved for dairy!
 
2013-06-21 04:43:30 AM
The thing about those Tibetans is that they climb mountains and drink butter coffee because they don't stuff their faces with 2000 calorie fast food.
But hey, "low toxin" coffee beans seems pretty cool. I've been filling mine with toxins this entire time without questioning it.
 
2013-06-21 05:10:45 AM

shanrick: But there's already clowns in my coffee.


Um.... no.
 
2013-06-21 05:21:55 AM
butter contains 'all the benefits of healthy milk fat with none of the damaging denatured casein proteins found in cream'

Say what?   I thought it was the lactose that was bad for people's tummies... what is this madness???
 
2013-06-21 05:22:12 AM

shanrick: But there's already clowns in my coffee.



You're so lame.
 
2013-06-21 05:34:34 AM
Of course Heart.org has to object to the saturated fats, it's part of their worldview.
 
2013-06-21 05:38:08 AM
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2013-06-21 06:05:25 AM
I think I will try this the next time I have a cup of coffee.  The worst that will happen is I will gag a bit and be out about 25 cents.
 
2013-06-21 06:19:15 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: AverageAmericanGuy: Uchiha_Cycliste: AverageAmericanGuy: I like my coffee like I like my women. Fatty.

wat?

You heard me, you bag of antlers!

I get the chubby chasing,,, but what is fat coffee?


I would suppose, given the thread, that it is coffee with something fatty in it. Perhaps shortening or lard. Perhaps a fatty substance made from a dairy product so that it's similar to cream maybe.

/Butter, farktard
 
2013-06-21 06:25:05 AM

resnet_pimp: Simpsons did it.


That's exactly what I thought of right away, haha
 
2013-06-21 06:33:15 AM
Lord that sounds awful. I can see it causing weight loss as a result of all the vomiting it would induce.

What next? A nice tasty mackerel milkshake?

/blergh
 
2013-06-21 06:35:24 AM

SumoJeb: Coffee with cream makes me gag.
The thought of butter coffee made my stomach jump into my throat.


Homer Simpson and Paula Deen beg to differ.
 
2013-06-21 06:36:11 AM
There are people out there who put cheese in their coffee. Which I find disgusting. But I suppose if you've got the right kind of cheese and the right kind of coffee they might go well together.
 
2013-06-21 06:39:19 AM
I bet the coffee goes great with this for breakfast:

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2013-06-21 06:59:12 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I like my coffee like I like my women. Fatty.


How you doin'?
 
2013-06-21 07:05:42 AM
My Grandparents had a neighbor who used to rave about how he loved butter in his coffee. I say raved, because he died of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 59.

/csb out
 
2013-06-21 07:26:53 AM

swahnhennessy: There are people out there who put cheese in their coffee. Which I find disgusting. But I suppose if you've got the right kind of cheese and the right kind of coffee they might go well together.


wat

I think I'm just going to go back to bed now.  o_O
 
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