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(NBC Washington)   "They got into an argument about chicken. All of us turned around and all we saw was blood just dripping from my little brother, and he fell to the ground"   (nbcwashington.com) divider line 110
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2013-06-20 08:48:21 PM
Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.
 
2013-06-20 09:00:39 PM
Man, those GOP conventions are VIOLENT.
 
2013-06-20 09:17:04 PM
I'm sick and tired of these Muslims with their chicken fanaticism.
 
2013-06-20 09:34:10 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 10:00:49 PM
Near the end of the spring semester in 1968, the year when we all grew our hair long and cut classes to go to teach-ins about the war in Viet Nam, Chris went into a Chicken Delight to get a three-piece Snack Bucket Just ahead of him, two men started arguing about which one had been first in line. One of them pulled a knife. Chris, who had always been the best of us at making peace, stepped between them and was stabbed in the throat The man with the knife had spent time in four different institutions; he had been released from Shawshank Penitentiary only the week before. Chris died almost instantly. I was out of school when I read about it in the paper Chris had been finishing his second year of graduate studies. Me, I had been married a year and a half and was teaching high school English. My wife was pregnant and I was trying to write a book. When I read the news item--STUDENT FATALLY STABBED IN PORTLAND RESTAURANT -I told my wife I was going out for a milkshake. I drove out of town, parked, and cried for him. Cried for damn near half an hour, I guess. I couldn't have done that in front of my wife, much as I love her. It would have been pussy.
 
2013-06-20 10:12:56 PM
Faith, Family, and Fowl Conference ends badly.
 
2013-06-20 10:23:43 PM
Is THAT why Aaron Hernandez killed that guy?
 
2013-06-20 10:24:34 PM
neck stabbing trifecta now in play.
 
2013-06-20 10:25:50 PM
That's racist.
 
2013-06-20 10:25:54 PM
Some bad things are going to happen in this thread.
 
2013-06-20 10:26:25 PM
So, um, does anybody have that recipe yet? Because I'd like a copy of something if it's that finger-licking, relative-stabbin' good.
 
2013-06-20 10:27:05 PM
This chicken is so good, it's to die for!

/aisle seat, please
 
2013-06-20 10:27:58 PM
that's what you git for not givin Dave the big piece of chicken
 
2013-06-20 10:28:22 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.


I read this 5 times, 5 times and then I LOL'd
 
2013-06-20 10:28:37 PM
Really, a piece of chicken?  Could that have really been worth 20+ years of jail time?

/Not sure if evil or just really, really stupid.
 
2013-06-20 10:28:50 PM
That must be the alternate ending to that recent KFC commercial
 
2013-06-20 10:31:50 PM
I would stab someone in the neck over a really great piece of steak, but an argument over a piece of chicken shouldn't involve anything more than a solid punch to the stomach.
 
2013-06-20 10:33:46 PM

PacificaFitz: Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.

I read this 5 times, 5 times and then I LOL'd


I ate chicken 5 times this week.5 times and then I Oy vayed.
How do you say Oy vay in asian?
 
2013-06-20 10:34:45 PM
Was this supposed to be in the BBQ/grill/meat food thread?
 
2013-06-20 10:34:49 PM
At least he has chicken.
 
2013-06-20 10:34:58 PM
Checks photos.
Yep.
 
2013-06-20 10:36:21 PM

WordyGrrl: So, um, does anybody have that recipe yet? Because I'd like a copy of something if it's that finger-licking, relative-stabbin' good.


+1
 
2013-06-20 10:36:41 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 10:37:11 PM
I'll right.  White guy here.  And I automatically guessed it was a black guy.

In my defense, the last porn I whacked off to was with Misty Stone, so I'm not racist.
 
2013-06-20 10:37:13 PM

Wulfman: neck stabbing trifecta now in play.


The big question is, which will be next: pork, beef, or tofurkey?

I'm guessing tofurkey. Pretend meat sure makes me stabby.
 
2013-06-20 10:37:45 PM
Couldn't they have shared the piece of chicken?
 
2013-06-20 10:39:19 PM
W.C.fields forever:
I ate chicken 5 times this week.5 times and then I Oy vayed.
How do you say Oy vay in asian?


"Ayaa" afaik.
 
2013-06-20 10:39:21 PM
Thanks, Obama.

/Time for Hot Wing Control
//No more assault strips
 
2013-06-20 10:39:25 PM
api.tape.tv

Would like a word.
 
2013-06-20 10:40:13 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.


I hate you. You are vile. Damn you for making me laugh at that...bastard...
 
2013-06-20 10:42:01 PM
Yes, yes, I remember, I had the lasagna.
 
2013-06-20 10:44:49 PM
Happy Juneteenth, bro!!
 
2013-06-20 10:45:11 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.


Molavian: That's racist.


rkiller1: Checks photos.
Yep.


Satanic_Hamster: I'll right.  White guy here.  And I automatically guessed it was a black guy.

In my defense, the last porn I whacked off to was with Misty Stone, so I'm not racist.


Here you go. Get it out of your systems.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjBmrHPONt4

NSFW
 
2013-06-20 10:45:54 PM
i.imgur.com

Tiger Woods takes a break from golf, and now this?  I smell a cover up.

/tasty, tasty cover up.
 
2013-06-20 10:47:49 PM
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2013-06-20 10:48:14 PM

W.C.fields forever: PacificaFitz: Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.

I read this 5 times, 5 times and then I LOL'd

I ate chicken 5 times this week.5 times and then I Oy vayed.
How do you say Oy vay in asian?


Well ok then:
オイ・ベイ
 
2013-06-20 10:51:08 PM

Gosling: At least he has chicken.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 10:51:11 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-20 10:52:08 PM
lol relativ stabbin.  Awesome
 
2013-06-20 10:53:09 PM
06Wahoo:

Really, a piece of chicken?  Could that have really been worth 20+ years of jail time?

/Not sure if evil or just really, really stupid.


Probably both, but certainly really, really stupid and with defective impulse control. Stabbing some kid over chicken, in front of a dozen people, including the victim's relatives? This is why I see no reason why society should feed and house the violently stupid while providing them with rapees who can't get away (and who are usually in for non-violent crimes like, oh, marijuana). Either separate the violently stupid from everybody else and see if they learn how to get along before they kill each other off, or be pro-active and declare that somebody who'd kill a kid over a piece of chicken, with witnesses yet, is fit only to be dog food. I prefer we did the latter, like we euthanize rabid animals: call me a sap for being so merciful and humane.
 
2013-06-20 10:55:55 PM
i.huffpost.com
Sure it wasn't this?
 
2013-06-20 10:57:35 PM

Fell In Love With a Chair: W.C.fields forever:
I ate chicken 5 times this week.5 times and then I Oy vayed.
How do you say Oy vay in asian?

"Ayaa" afaik.


I will take your word for it,,Then run with it.
 
2013-06-20 10:58:00 PM

gopher321: Near the end of the spring semester in 1968, the year when we all grew our hair long and cut classes to go to teach-ins about the war in Viet Nam, Chris went into a Chicken Delight to get a three-piece Snack Bucket Just ahead of him, two men started arguing about which one had been first in line. One of them pulled a knife. Chris, who had always been the best of us at making peace, stepped between them and was stabbed in the throat The man with the knife had spent time in four different institutions; he had been released from Shawshank Penitentiary only the week before. Chris died almost instantly. I was out of school when I read about it in the paper Chris had been finishing his second year of graduate studies. Me, I had been married a year and a half and was teaching high school English. My wife was pregnant and I was trying to write a book. When I read the news item--STUDENT FATALLY STABBED IN PORTLAND RESTAURANT -I told my wife I was going out for a milkshake. I drove out of town, parked, and cried for him. Cried for damn near half an hour, I guess. I couldn't have done that in front of my wife, much as I love her. It would have been pussy.


To your comment, never had i ever wished harder for a spentmiles style twist.

To the article, was one of them daddy? According to Chris Rock, daddy always gets the big piece.
 
2013-06-20 10:59:17 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Some bad things are going to happen in this thread.


You could pretty much say that about any thread and be correct. I haven't seen a thread yet that hasn't had its share of assholery and I've been on here under various handles for more than ten years.
 
2013-06-20 10:59:24 PM

orclover: W.C.fields forever: PacificaFitz: Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.

I read this 5 times, 5 times and then I LOL'd

I ate chicken 5 times this week.5 times and then I Oy vayed.
How do you say Oy vay in asian?

Well ok then:
オイ・ベイ


This seems more legit.
 
2013-06-20 11:09:16 PM

orclover: W.C.fields forever: PacificaFitz: Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.

I read this 5 times, 5 times and then I LOL'd

I ate chicken 5 times this week.5 times and then I Oy vayed.
How do you say Oy vay in asian?

Well ok then:
オイ・ベイ


Looking back at this it looks like a stick figured chicken trying to fly and then somebody stabbed it.And it falls out of the sky..

//Yes my eyes are blazed.
 
2013-06-20 11:10:30 PM
Leeroyyyyyyyy Jenkinnsssssssss!!!
 
2013-06-20 11:11:47 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Was it a big juicy wing? I bet it was a big juicy wing cause that's what all the Jews stab each other over.

Didn't click the link but with all the Jews (and occasional Asians of course) stabbing each other over chicken, I assume it's just a given.


I know it's horrible, but at least they don't own all the big banks and steal from all of society with legal protections like black people do.
 
2013-06-20 11:13:04 PM
Black people.
 
2013-06-20 11:13:26 PM
W.C.fields forever:

How do you say Oy vay in asian?

Look it up: Israel is in Asia. But "oy vey" ( the proper tansliteration) is Yiddish, not Hebrew, so it's technically a European expression.

According to Google Translate oy vey in Hebrew is אוי ואבוי. I have no idea how to read or pronounce it.

Google says Spanish oy vey is oy vey. Muy meshuggah.
 
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