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(AZ Family)   Looking for weed? Try flagging down a U.S. Fish and Wildlife truck   (azfamily.com) divider line 20
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2013-06-20 09:14:43 PM
It would make sense if they really did work for the Fish and Wildlife service. National Park Rangers, too. Why wouldn't they hire dirty hippies that wanted to smoke weed and protect nature? It seems only natural.
 
2013-06-20 09:21:03 PM
The ones by me just have weeds.  It's not quite the same thing.
 
2013-06-20 10:34:56 PM
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It's a Spanish (or maybe romance language in general) thing to put the adjective or adverb after the noun or verb, correct?  Perhaps they should have taken some English lessons to find out that 'For Use Official Only' would draw some attention.
 
2013-06-21 12:17:11 AM

TuteTibiImperes: [media.azfamily.com image 600x450]

It's a Spanish (or maybe romance language in general) thing to put the adjective or adverb after the noun or verb, correct?  Perhaps they should have taken some English lessons to find out that 'For Use Official Only' would draw some attention.


LOLOLOL
 
2013-06-21 12:24:12 AM
U.S. Customs and Border Protection reminds everyone that their assistance is always welcome.

Go fark yourselves, CBP.
 
2013-06-21 12:24:54 AM
With the clever stickers why exactly were they suspected to be smugglers?
 
2013-06-21 12:29:24 AM
Looking for weed?
 
2013-06-21 12:29:24 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: U.S. Customs and Border Protection reminds everyone that their assistance is always welcome.

Go fark yourselves, CBP.


Why? For helping to keep low quality mexican ditchweed out of this country? The domestically grown stuff is usually far superior.

///Always buy American.
 
2013-06-21 12:35:35 AM
SpaceBison:
Why? For helping to keep low quality mexican ditchweed out of this country? The domestically grown stuff is usually far superior.

///Always buy American.


Hey, low quality mexican ditchweed is worth $31.25 an ounce according to USCBP

/Have no idea what weed goes for these days
 
2013-06-21 12:35:54 AM

jaylectricity: It would make sense if they really did work for the Fish and Wildlife service. National Park Rangers, too. Why wouldn't they hire dirty hippies that wanted to smoke weed and protect nature? It seems only natural.


They do.
 
2013-06-21 12:44:52 AM

buzzcut73: $31.25


$31.25 will get you an eighth of two-hit quality.
 
2013-06-21 12:46:29 AM
$31.25 an oz? That's some serious, low quality, brick garbage even at whole sale. Thank you for keeping this crap off the streets, yuck.
 
2013-06-21 01:03:13 AM
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So... what's blurred out in the middle of this picture?

/I'm going to save "For Use Offical Only" for a special occasion
 
2013-06-21 01:05:08 AM
For fark's sake, decriminalize this and effectively end this sort of moronic caper.
 
2013-06-21 01:12:29 AM
Well since it is true that you can get free condoms at any national park or monument, this is sort of in keeping.
 
2013-06-21 01:13:43 AM

mrswood: With the clever stickers why exactly were they suspected to be smugglers?


The same reason people who get pulled over for 'failure to signal' are suspected: someone ratted them out.
 
2013-06-21 01:15:51 AM
"hey, I'll get some weed from the 'Fishy Wild-Life' truck!!"
 
2013-06-21 01:18:42 AM

mrswood: With the clever stickers why exactly were they suspected to be smugglers?


A real US Fish and Wildlife truck:

farm9.staticflickr.com

They were close, but no cigar.
 
2013-06-21 09:44:07 AM
PUT DOWN THAT WEED AND GET OUT OF THE TRUCK!

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2013-06-21 10:31:13 PM

mikefinch: jaylectricity: It would make sense if they really did work for the Fish and Wildlife service. National Park Rangers, too. Why wouldn't they hire dirty hippies that wanted to smoke weed and protect nature? It seems only natural.

They do.


If you're the reading type, check out a book by Ed Abbey called The Fool's Progress; An Honest Novel...
 
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