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(Huffington Post)   Gene Roddenberry's ashes going where dozens of men have gone before   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-06-20 07:46:37 PM  
They're flushing him down the space toilet in the ISS?

www.headstonecity.com
 
2013-06-20 07:57:44 PM  
Your mom's vagina?
 
2013-06-20 08:31:48 PM  
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Why are they shooting an issue of TV Guide into space?
 
2013-06-20 08:46:21 PM  

czetie: Your mom's vagina anus?


FTFY
 
2013-06-20 09:05:32 PM  
Wesley Crusher's anus?
 
2013-06-20 09:06:13 PM  
George Takei?
 
2013-06-20 09:06:52 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wesley Crusher's anus?


The Traveler has that occupied.
 
2013-06-20 09:20:35 PM  
I thought Roddenberry's ashes were already in space?  Or did I just read about these plans and get confused?
 
2013-06-20 09:21:40 PM  
Ethel Merman?
 
2013-06-20 09:24:13 PM  
The women's locker room?
 
2013-06-20 09:26:27 PM  
Kim Kardashian? Madonna? Should I keep guessing or just read TFA?
 
2013-06-20 09:29:39 PM  
FTFA: for years has offered a service that takes partial remains into space and then brings them back.

Er, please to explain please? No understandee concept.
 
2013-06-20 09:34:32 PM  

GungFu: FTFA: for years has offered a service that takes partial remains into space and then brings them back.

Er, please to explain please? No understandee concept.


They take your penis, shoot it into space for a bit, then bring it back because you just can't have a bunch of penis satellites floating around up there.
 
2013-06-20 09:35:37 PM  
Liberace's house?
 
2013-06-20 09:37:01 PM  
Of all the souls I have met, his was the most... Ooman.
 
2013-06-20 09:43:36 PM  

Kyosuke: GungFu: FTFA: for years has offered a service that takes partial remains into space and then brings them back.

Er, please to explain please? No understandee concept.

They take your penis, shoot it into space for a bit, then bring it back because you just can't have a bunch of penis satellites floating around up there.



Sexist.
 
2013-06-20 09:46:38 PM  
Subby's mom?
 
2013-06-20 09:46:53 PM  

GungFu: Kyosuke: GungFu: FTFA: for years has offered a service that takes partial remains into space and then brings them back.

Er, please to explain please? No understandee concept.

They take your penis, shoot it into space for a bit, then bring it back because you just can't have a bunch of penis satellites floating around up there.


Sexist.


The image that has suddenly put in my head is somewhat hilarious and a tad bit disturbing.

/damn this overactive imagination sometimes
 
2013-06-20 09:55:39 PM  
Oh my
 
2013-06-20 10:08:34 PM  

whistleridge: czetie: Your mom's vagina anus?

FTFY


Subby said dozens, not hundreds.
 
2013-06-20 10:40:18 PM  
Also on the mission will be hair from science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke.

Roddenberry couldn't carry Clarke's jockstrap.
 
2013-06-20 10:49:02 PM  

bearded clamorer: Also on the mission will be hair from science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke.

Roddenberry couldn't carry Clarke's jockstrap.


That's because he's not a 12 year old Ceylonese boy.
 
2013-06-20 10:51:36 PM  
CSB: I met Gene's wife at the resort where I worked 25 years ago. I met a lot of celebrities at that resort and always let them pass without any fan acknowledgement.... EXCEPT for Mrs. Roddenberry and Carrie Fisher. I just couldn't help gushing about how much I loved their work. I'm pretty sure I embarrassed myself, and NO, I'm not sorry.
 
2013-06-20 11:35:06 PM  
His wife?
 
2013-06-20 11:49:35 PM  
They couldn't have referred to James Doohan by name? I think we all know who "the actor who played Scotty" is.
 
2013-06-21 12:06:14 AM  

optikeye: bearded clamorer: Also on the mission will be hair from science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke.

Roddenberry couldn't carry Clarke's jockstrap.

That's because he's not a 12 year old Ceylonese boy.


Clarke couldn't even remotely heft Heinlein's giant steel balls. Plus, he didn't need his ashes in space - he has AN ENTIRE GALAXY named after him.

/Plus, he was the guy who said, "An armed society is a polite society. A polite society is a free society. A free society is one where it's Government fears its people. America used to be that, you know?"
 
2013-06-21 01:05:39 AM  
Paris Hilton's lady-cavern?
 
2013-06-21 02:00:31 AM  

Jedekai: optikeye: bearded clamorer: Also on the mission will be hair from science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke.

Roddenberry couldn't carry Clarke's jockstrap.

That's because he's not a 12 year old Ceylonese boy.

Clarke couldn't even remotely heft Heinlein's giant steel balls. Plus, he didn't need his ashes in space - he has AN ENTIRE GALAXY named after him.

/Plus, he was the guy who said, "An armed society is a polite society. A polite society is a free society. A free society is one where it's Government fears its people. America used to be that, you know?"


What about Ray Bradbury?
 
2013-06-21 02:02:47 AM  
Up your mom?
 
2013-06-21 02:53:06 AM  
TREKKY CSB: two friends of mine and I had drinks and BS'd with James Doohan for about two hours at a Marriot Bar back in 1983 or so. He did a star trek presentation at my College before all the big convention BS had even started and we missed it so we decided to hunt him down at his hotel and he just walked in the bar as soon as we got there so we asked him if we could buy him a drink. He sat with us the whole time and everyone kept looking over at him, everyone in the place spotted him, it was cool. I was surprised that he didnt have the accent, but we asked and he did a bit of it for us. He mostly told us cool stories about being an artillery spotter pilot during WWII for Canada and how he got his finger shot off. He was totally cool, gave us autographs and bought us drinks and one of my friends, a girl I had some classes with, was totally ready to bang him because he was so interesting and worldy etc. but it didn't happen, she was just wow'd by his total coolness. He said Shatner was a dick by the way.
 
2013-06-21 06:20:11 AM  
Roddenberry's ashes are gonna have sex with Foreman's sister?
 
2013-06-21 07:58:59 AM  

Jedekai: Plus, he was the guy who said, "An armed society is a polite society. A polite society is a free society. A free society is one where it's Government fears its people. America used to be that, you know?"


Wow, that's a lot of horsehit on so many levels.
 
2013-06-21 08:17:13 AM  

deanayer: TREKKY CSB: two friends of mine and I had drinks and BS'd with James Doohan for about two hours at a Marriot Bar back in 1983 or so. He did a star trek presentation at my College before all the big convention BS had even started and we missed it so we decided to hunt him down at his hotel and he just walked in the bar as soon as we got there so we asked him if we could buy him a drink. He sat with us the whole time and everyone kept looking over at him, everyone in the place spotted him, it was cool. I was surprised that he didnt have the accent, but we asked and he did a bit of it for us. He mostly told us cool stories about being an artillery spotter pilot during WWII for Canada and how he got his finger shot off. He was totally cool, gave us autographs and bought us drinks and one of my friends, a girl I had some classes with, was totally ready to bang him because he was so interesting and worldy etc. but it didn't happen, she was just wow'd by his total coolness. He said Shatner was a dick by the way.


Shatner was a dick.  He told a story on the convention circuit about screwing with DeForrest Kelly on the set of ST6.  He'd do things like hide Kelly's breakfast, to play on his shoddy short term memory.

Because nothing says jovial fun like convincing an old man he had Alzheimer's.
 
2013-06-21 09:01:16 AM  
Jedekai: "An armed society is a polite society."

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"Pardon me - do you have any Grey Poupon, motherfarker?"
 
2013-06-21 09:06:26 AM  
Space is becoming one big ashhole.
 
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