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2013-06-20 09:03:24 PM  
thebarking.com
"What is, How I would describe my relationship with your mother, Trebek!"
 
2013-06-20 10:10:27 PM  
Worst. Name. Ever.
 
2013-06-20 10:34:38 PM  
RIP guy who filled my adolescent trips to Iowa with laughter.
 
2013-06-20 11:28:45 PM  
Kum & Go? Really?

Gross.
 
2013-06-20 11:42:33 PM  
I grew up in a town that had a Kum & Go and a Pump 'n Pack.  Why are gas station namers pervs?
 
2013-06-21 12:03:29 AM  

Solon Isonomia: Worst. Name. Ever.


When I have to go into one of those places, I'm careful not to touch anything.  Just... yuck.

I think people of that generation called semen scum, so I guess we can at least be grateful it's not The Cum & Go.
 
2013-06-21 12:04:38 AM  
A.K.A. "Spurt & Split"
 
2013-06-21 12:23:34 AM  

DinsdalePiranha: A.K.A. "Spurt & Split"


Ejaculate & Evacuate
 
2013-06-21 12:52:23 AM  
All the Hy-Vee grocery stores in iowa used to have a set apart drug store called Drugtown. Still wish I would have gotten a t-shirt.
 
2013-06-21 01:09:31 AM  
Anyone else remember the Avengers failing to defend a Kum & Go against ordinary robbers last Hallowe'en?
 
2013-06-21 02:20:10 AM  
From West Des Moines...  I always call it "Jack Off and Run"
 
2013-06-21 02:37:47 AM  
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RIP
 
2013-06-21 03:41:15 AM  
Ejaculate & Evacuate
 
2013-06-21 03:44:25 AM  
Oh fark, Eddieaid it first

/Nut & Run
 
2013-06-21 03:49:05 AM  
 
2013-06-21 03:56:28 AM  
$2 billion in sales, over 400 stores, 3895 employees.

But go ahead and laugh all the way to your part-time jobs.
 
2013-06-21 06:07:23 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: But go ahead and laugh all the way to your part-time jobs.


I'd say something clever, but I might as well talk about being at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-06-21 07:28:57 AM  

EmmaLou: I grew up in a town that had a Kum & Go and a Pump 'n Pack.  Why are gas station namers pervs?


Same idea, but there is an upper Midwest chain called "Pump & Munch".
 
2013-06-21 07:52:35 AM  
Fill her up at the pump and bump
 
2013-06-21 08:21:00 AM  
dont forget the ol' jerk and jog
 
2013-06-21 08:37:11 AM  
I like my women how I like my convenience store chains...
 
2013-06-21 09:03:48 AM  

jaytkay: Kum & Go? Really?

Gross.


First served first come
 
2013-06-21 09:33:20 AM  
We always kalled it "Kum 'n' Fark".
 
2013-06-21 09:40:56 AM  
That happened to an uncle of mine.  God rest his soul.
 
2013-06-21 09:53:11 AM  
I always called it sperm n split
 
2013-06-21 12:27:02 PM  

Solon Isonomia: Worst. Name. Ever.


It does make long car trips through Iowa less boring. Yes a chain of gas stations with a dirty sounding name is interesting relative to the rest of Iowa.
 
2013-06-21 12:51:02 PM  

Eddie T. Head: DinsdalePiranha: A.K.A. "Spurt & Split"

Ejaculate & Evacuate


Jizz & Jet
 
2013-06-21 03:13:30 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Solon Isonomia: Worst. Name. Ever.

It does make long car trips through Iowa less boring. Yes a chain of gas stations with a dirty sounding name is interesting relative to the rest of Iowa.


And then you hit Nebraska.  Which has the same rectangular pond repeating every 2 miles.

/Iowan
//It's not flat.  It's "gently rolling".
 
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